Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 7hEffing Huntington Beach airshow is ramping up again. They turn right over our house and our pets are going nuts. I was just in the backyard and a jet banked hard over our house. I literally made eye contact with the pilot and he waved to me. Asshole. My dogs are traumatized and my ears are ringing. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 18/09/2026The Buffalo Bills are making the Detroit Lions look like Pete Hegseth. #NFL #Bills #Lions 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 17/09/2026True heroes and leaders don't have to build monuments to themselves. Others do to honor them and show appreciation. Narcissists and the most hated rulers/people have to build monuments to themselves because they know no one else will. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Just watching college volleyball on FS1. Every commercial break was for war.gov and ads recruiting people who wanted to join the world's greatest war machine. I'm old enough to remember when recruiting ads were all about defending freedom and American values. What a world. 020
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 04/09/2026This makes me cry-laugh every time I see it, but I'm a 10 year old in a grown man's body... 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/09/2026With everyone focusing on the USPS and what they're planning on doing, how about some attention to what they've already done? www.the-independent.com/news/world/a...the-independent.comMore mail-in ballots are arriving late and not being counted in key states: reportAt least 12 states holding House, Senate and/or gubernatorial races saw more late mail-in ballots go uncounted 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 02/09/2026I'M CALLING IT BY MERCY RULE: THE RICH WON. IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE. Congratulations. Well played. HOWEVER, It's time to start over with a new game with slightly different rules. And this time, I get to be the banker... 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 27/08/2026PREDICTION: Meat prices will fall, not because of the suspension of tariffs, but because nobody will buy it. In other related future news, food borne illnesses from tainted beef hit an all-time high after food scientists discover chemicals and non-cow meat additives. 020
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Natalie Harp got her security clearance in record time after trying to avoid a background check for over a year - while still sitting in on meetings requiring clearance. Given her abnormal behavior and use of excessive flattery to get access, what country/billionaire is she an asset for? 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Did you know 86/47 = 1.83? I wonder if 1.83 knows that? 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 17/08/2026If someone disabled all the features of my cell phone except the phone, text, internet, and camera there is a 0% chance I'd notice... 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 15/08/2026Hey Wienerschnitzel, why the hell do you have vegetarian hot dogs on your menu if you're going to serve them with BACON on them??? My wife and kid just went through the drivethru and all three dogs they got had bacon. And they didn't order any bacon! (I enjoyed it though...) 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026Name ONE Republican politician (Local, state, federal) that has done anything to improve the lives of their constituents and not their donors and billionaire owners. 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 13/08/2026What passes for "reporting" these days is embarrassing... 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 11/08/2026These hot days reminds me of summers spent helping in my grandmother's kitchen. No air conditioning. People used to say her food tasted so good because it was made with love. But it was sweat. Lots of sweat.static.klipy.comMan Sweating Profusely in Airplane CockpitALT: Man Sweating Profusely in Airplane Cockpit 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/08/2026This Supergirl trailer is the reason I haven't seen the movie yet. 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 01/08/2026I'm not a beer connoisseur, but I know what I like. And I gotta say, PBR light is not bad as far as low-cal light beers go... 110
Reposted by EmjayessMoJoJuju @xoey1.bsky.social · 30/07/2026If anyone out there has any information..👍 033
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 27/07/2026Wait. What kind of meat are you using and why didn't you say anything about cats? 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 21/07/2026What the fuck? Hey @spectrumnews1socal.bsky.social, cover this: #spectrumcable 010
Reposted by Emjayess💥Richard with an💥R @rbwaltonthereal.com · 20/07/2026With the rise of self-driving vehicles, it's only a matter of time before we get a country song where a guy's truck leaves him. 48703100
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"This is why mail-in voting needs to be stopped! Dewey, somebody I've met and endorsed, lost because of fraudulent mail-in ballots!" -Donmentia Trump, probably 020
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 17/07/2026"This is why mail-in voting needs to be stopped! Dewey, somebody I've met and endorsed, lost because of fraudulent mail-in ballots!" -Donmentia Trump, probably 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 16/07/2026UPDATE: www.hollywoodreporter.com/news/politic...hollywoodreporter.comNBC and ABC Won’t Carry Trump Primetime Election SpeechThe broadcasters will stream the address and break in if needed, with other networks still scrambling to determine their plans for the speech. 031
Reposted by EmjayessMarc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. Thanks. bit.ly/4qmEiFz 8188714260
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026HEY DOCTORS!! Stop saying "what we normally do for someone your age is..." and start saying "what we normally do for someone as active as you is..." 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 12/07/2026US: Well, at least Lindsey pushed Don-old out of the headlines for a day and Trump can't make it about him... DJT: I was the last one to speak to him (not true). I am the authority on how he was feeling before he died and will call into every radio/tv/podcast to tell them about me.. er, it. (true) 000
Reposted by EmjayessLizzie K. Foley @lizziekfoley.bsky.social · 07/07/2026My dog talked to his old friend Mitch McConnell this morning. They talked for about 20 minutes, about the unfolding situation with SQUIRRELS, my dog's recent vet visit (UNJUST!) & low-cal dog food (AN ABOMINATION!) "This really happened," my dog added. "Please take me seriously" 2058682
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 07/07/2026A priest was doing a crossword puzzle next to me on the plane. "Excuse me, what's a 4-letter word used to describe a woman that ends in U-N-T?" "Aunt?" "Oh, of course! Got an eraser?"static.klipy.comPope NoALT: Pope No 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 07/07/2026Why is this man walking around free? Send him to Mexico! 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Obligatory Komodo 3000 clip from Malcom in the Middle: Happy 4th!youtube.comKomodo 3000 (extended HD)YouTube video by malcolmHD 000
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 03/07/2026Fireworks must be really expensive this year. Haven't heard more than a few. Our dogs are having their best 4th ever! So far... 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 30/06/2026Why was Mike Johnson and GOP leadership meeting with Clarence Thomas today? I call shenanigans! 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 23/06/2026"I call him Don-old. It's perfect because you take the "a" out of donald (most people don't know it's spelled with an "a") and replace it with an 'o." It spells Donold. I put a line thing so the people who don't know there's an "a" in Donald will understand. Don-Old."static.klipy.comMuppets Statler and Waldorf at ComputerALT: Muppets Statler and Waldorf at Computer 010
Emjayess @em-jay-ess.bsky.social · 20/06/2026To Fox, conservative pundits, and the culture warriors: America isn't free If I have to be like you, not me. 000