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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 17h
These far-right sorts are just shameless now, even on #Traitors
Miranda Hart on Celebrity Traitors in a graveyard, with dirt on her face that resembles a Hitler moustache
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Sparks Lyric Bot @no1inheaven.bsky.social · 13h
Everybody's stupid, that's for sure
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Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 22h
Sat next to a crying baby for the entire flight. I don't mind though. Feel like they were the only other passenger who truly grasped the unnatural horror of our undertaking. Man does not belong to the sky. The real monsters are those who remain silent.
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 17h
For those of you enjoying the Pet Shop Boys on #nottotp don't forget you could be colouring them in right now www.amazon.co.uk/Pet-Shop-Boy...
Pet shop boys colouring book
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 17h
These far-right sorts are just shameless now, even on #Traitors
Miranda Hart on Celebrity Traitors in a graveyard, with dirt on her face that resembles a Hitler moustache
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 20h
Slurms' mentions in meltdown right about now #TOTP
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 21h
Record exec meeting: Hear me out guys, what if we tried an Aldi version of All Saints, with only 3 of them for further savings?! #TOTP
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 21h
Anyone who does that to Merry Christmas Mr Lawrence should be in the Hague #TOTP
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 02/10/2026
Not saying standards have fallen at the BBC but this typo is now twenty hours old
A screenshot of a YouTube video entitled '"He's completely wong" | Andrew Neil and Chris Curtis clash over Burnham's EU stance'
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Oof
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Coming soon: Don Homer The Movie #ThatsaNicaPizza
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First draft of the new Amazon Bond leaked
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
not me, but growing up my best friend was the vicar’s daughter, and I vividly remember one day overhearing the vicar’s wife imploring him to NOT refer to their lunch guest as “the baby eating bishop of Bath and Wells” because “we have established that he does NOT find it funny”.
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Miaganga @miaganga.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Philip Cunnington @rilthy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Biggles Fails to Return (1943) #CelebrityTraitors #Traitors
Amol Rajan wears a sheepskin lined flying jacket and lies in a coffin.
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Grumpenstein’s Monster @maxwellshabbsby.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“I sniff out liars for a living!” #traitors #celebritytraitors
Amol Rajan Connection
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Amol when he saw Claudia, then Richard #Traitors
Amol Rajan with his head in his hands while presenting University Challenge
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Claudia giving big penguin heart energy during that trial #Traitors
Claudia Winkleman screaming "Rip out their hearts!" on an earlier series of Traitors
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Suddenly no longer Richard E Grant's most evil role #Traitors
Richard E Grant as First Order commander Enric Pryde in Star Wars The Rise Of Skwalker
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Dave Bagpuss Forsey 🧃 @bagpuss.org · 01/10/2026
It's called a building, Mike #TheTraitors
Michael Sheen: I have no idea what I'm walking into.
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Simpsons Lenny And Carl Angry Mob
Alt: An angry mob in The Simpsons, with Lenny and Carl shouting "It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!"
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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The Simpsons Lenny And Carl Angry Mob
Alt: An angry mob in The Simpsons, with Lenny and Carl shouting "It's bringing love! Don't let it get away! Break its legs!"
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
First draft of the new Amazon Bond leaked
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Ron's Gone Wrong was supposed to be a cautionary tale, not fucking aspirational.
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Chain of Flowers @craigatcof.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
20 Questions with Johnny Marr On the release of his new solo record The Age of Everything, the influential musician shares a mantra he lives by, some favourite lyrics and his dream collaborators
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20 Questions with Johnny Marr
On the release of his new solo record The Age of Everything, the influential musician shares a mantra he lives by, some favourite lyrics and his dream collaborators
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Phony Clifton @stilldavis.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Who's that racist Catweazel fella who runs Man United again?
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Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 28/03/2026
The reason why we still suspect that money brings happiness is that we are dead sure that poverty does not. - The Kansas Industrialist, Manhattan, October 18, 1916
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Tits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So the Bayeux Tapestry exhibition is not going very well They've sold far too many tickets and the space cannot cope with the physical number of people - how did they not do basic crowd flow/control calculations? Embarrassing that the British cannot organise a queue properly (Not my photo)
Paper flyer from the British Museum apologising for the disruption to your Bayeux Tapestry visit today

It's basically saying 'sorry we may not be able to get you in today, we will try and get you an alternative date but if we can't do this we will refund your ticket'
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
New starship, who dis?
An online advert for the Star Trek First Command game, with the tagline 'Roam The Universe in Your Own Home n This Top-Rated Star Trek Game For Desktop'. It features (and I use the term very loosely) likenesses of generations of Trek captains, including Archer, Strange New Worlds Pike, Picard and Burnham, along with other people wo may or may not be the others...
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pepper-Ho-ni, anyone? (Sorry) #SlowHorses
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Gilles @gillesy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And the paedophile fireman, is still on the liiiiine! 🎶
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𝕭𝖑𝖆𝖈𝖐𝖔𝖚𝖙 𝕻𝖗𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖊𝖘𝖘𝖊𝖘 @blackoutprincesses.neocities.org · 01/10/2026
There's a group called Goths Against Cancel Culture that appears to have been started by a woman who was mad at the r/goth subreddit for roasting her for still being thirsty for Marilyn Manson
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Makes a change to feel like we're living in an episode of Slow Horses for once, rather than the usual Black Mirror.
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Pepper-Ho-ni, anyone? (Sorry) #SlowHorses
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Timely reminder that the Norm MacDonald documentary comes out in a few weeks
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Reform Party UK Exposed @reformexposed.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
We’ve noticed that Robert Jenrick has been silent on Grenfell. Is that because from 2019 to 2021, he was responsible for dealing with the building-safety disaster it exposed? His record isn’t good. www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2026...
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Grenfell fire police investigators hand files on 20 firms and 54 people to CPS
Met calls move ‘milestone’ moment that paves way for ‘very best possible evidence for charging decisions’
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Kelly Knox @kelly-knox.com · 30/09/2026
10/10 packaging, no notes
A pack of eight dinner rolls packaged to look like a man's washboard abs
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Steve Peers @stevepeers.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Esther Rantzen hosts Sir Nicholas Winton, who saved hundreds of children from the Holocaust youtu.be/OqqbM1B-mPY?...
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Holocaust hero Sir Nicholas Winton (That's Life - 1988)
YouTube video by Tops of the top
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, you mean this isn't how she just looks naturally?
Over a picture from the notoriously shambolic 2024 Willy Wonka event in Glasgow is the headline "Glum Oompa Loompa from failed Willy Wonka event is unrecognisable as she lands new role"
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Curious Dog Tilts Head in Surprise
Alt: Dog turning and tilting his head, as if surprised by something
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Taraaaaaaaaggghhhhhhh Zombies @theblueststar.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I dunno, just summat I heard 🤷🏼‍♀️
That sad cunt who claims that AI music is better than actual music.

"I am not joking when I say this.

Please shove twenty eight eggs up my shitpipe.

Tara has solved infinite personalised egg to shitpipe distribution
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ooh, this is just what you want at lunchtime
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Darach Ó Séaghdha @darach.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was reminded of a very Dublin insult this morning - “oh he’s such a martyr, Padre Pio has a picture of him on his windscreen”.
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The fucking state of this. Turn a blind eye to masked hooligans shouting "let them drown" while harassing emergency service workers, but arresting wheelchair-bound 94 year olds for holding pieces of carboard.
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Spookysaurus @cheekyian.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wait, you mean this isn't how she just looks naturally?
Over a picture from the notoriously shambolic 2024 Willy Wonka event in Glasgow is the headline "Glum Oompa Loompa from failed Willy Wonka event is unrecognisable as she lands new role"
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We now go live to the Etihad Stadium...
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Shit Gonna
ALT: Shit Gonna
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Sleaford Gooner @sleafordgooner.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Edit; sham audit! Is a perfect anagram of: Etihad Stadium
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Alex Partridge @alexpartridge87.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's crisis comms and then there's crisis comms. Fair play to the City admin for just posting through it I suppose.
19:07 BST

Manchester City

Manchester City have just posted on X.

"Vote for your September Goal of the Month".
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Donna Rees @donnarees.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I'd love to see the Gallagher brother's faces right now. #City
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Hugh Brechin @hughrbrechin.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
tweets that should have started 'well, anyway,'
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