Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMbatkaren @batkaren.bsky.social · 15hPlease. My shitposts. I just want to shit out my shitty little words. 1217
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 20hHaving a psychotic break, but whimsically. 714467
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 26/04/2026Well, the good news is most of us won't die from thinking too much. 413673
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026We're all only posting those "arrest him" posts because if we all posted "unalive him" posts, there could be complications... 010
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/10/2026This Week's WH Press Secretary: The president was obviously joking about allowing Iran to destroy Los Angeles and San Diego. He'd prefer to push the button himself. 03410
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026“It would be a mercy killing.” —aliens, hovering above earth 16322
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 07/10/2026You come to me with this today, Elliot Ness' wedding day? 021
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMBraden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 03/12/2024The heart wants what it wants. The liver is rife with jealousy. The spleen dreams of a more innocent time. The pancreas can barely contain its unbridled lust. The kidneys are weary from the weight of years harboring a dark and twisted secret. The gallbladder quietly plots revenge 1226080
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The older I get, the more I don't want to do what I don't want to do. 24418
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026I have SWAN LAKE stuck in my head. Cos I'm metal AF, and such. 172
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026So the "president" of the United States of America told another country to go ahead and destroy two American states. And the cult in attendance cheered. What has happened to us in the last decade plus is so insane that studio execs would reject the script for being too over the top. 021
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMDropped Mike @rebrafsim.bsky.social · 22/07/2023me: I can control marine birds with my mind her: please don’t— me: pelicanesis her: I’m sleeping with your brother 11433101
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 06/10/2026There's a house I flip off when drive by daily that's had a "drumpf & guyliner" sign in front since before the 2024 election. Today I saw that they changed out the sign for a Donalds sign. JFC. Have they learned nothing? 010
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026In honor of scary media month: what is the first piece of media you remember truly frightening you as a child? static.klipy.comCatcher New Dhs Clown Rings BellALT: Catcher New Dhs Clown Rings Bell 031
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Through no fault of my own, I receive regular emails from a popular sporting goods store. I have Dicks in my inbox, is what I'm saying. 053
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 04/10/2026I don't think you've suffered enough lately. You're welcome. 020
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMBlair Spookily @blairloudly.bsky.social · 05/01/2025[ceo tossing and turning in bed] the air. the air they breathe should be a subscription service. 653943971
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMchris. @azedand2knots.bsky.social · 03/10/2026"Uh oh, SpaghettiOs," she whispers , moments before erupting in a geyser of meat sauce and dough rings. 511235
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Drumpf says he feels badly for the college rapists, but that people who think gas prices are too high are losers. Okay, got it. 010
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Having an early lunch alone, and they sit a party of like 10 people next to me. Then of all songs, BENNY & THE JETS starts playing. I hate that song SO MUCH. And then a bunch of the people at the table sing along. Hell IS empty and all the devils ARE here. 031
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMMary @anniemumary.bsky.social · 03/10/2026In the waiting room of 4 people, they call out “Kathleen?” Two women pop up. Two Kathleens? Me and the remaining lady who is surely a Mary smirk at each like Nice try. That’s our bit. 05923
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMJo @whatsjo.bsky.social · 13/11/2024an octopus and squid are similar but very different, for example one is a little bitch 1643874
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMNate's Scary Myth @natesmith.dev · 02/10/2026therapists email virus scanner 🤝 "you have a dangerous attachment" 113537
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 02/10/2026If you see this post a vampire that isn't Dracula 0111
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMrebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I need one of those bowls that dogs have to use when they eat too fast but for myself 45314
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Did you or did you not cause cold snaps, icy mornings, and non-consensual nipping of noses, and other extremities? Sir, I believe that was Jack Frost. 1102
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 01/10/2026static.klipy.comFamily Guy: It's Raining SidewaysALT: Family Guy: It's Raining Sideways 020
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When you realize you got chocolate in your peanut butter... ...when you realize you got peanut butter in your chocolate 020
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 30/09/2026How is it only 10 AM? Do clocks even know how clocks work?! 040
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMCosmic Clau @cosmicclau.bsky.social · 30/09/2026them: when exactly did you become so jaded me: around the time i stopped wearing candy necklaces 418172
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMDead Reckons @gregreckons.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s always darkest before it gets more darkerest. 010740
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Bastard sons begat their cunting daughters Promiscuous mothers with your incestuous fathers 051
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMVeruca's Alt @verucas-alt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Not feeling this entire week* *life 46823
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMHumor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I'd try to hide my CyberTruck too if I had one 2528
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMJohn Lyon @johnlyon.bsky.social · 19/09/2026The first rule of Overexplaining Club is you do not talk about Overexplaining Club because this is a secret club and we want it to stay a secret, but if you talk about it then people will know it exists, thus ruining the secrecy. 9511160
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Came home to no AC. It's about 85 in here. If this is it, remember me fondly... 083
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 28/09/2026That Amy Poehler meme, but instead it's me, and everything sucks, and I dunno how to survive it. 041
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Welp, the Dolphins are 3-0! And I really shouldn't mock dyslexia any more. 020
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I'm at a popular place for an early lunch (the only kind I ever have) and apparently there's a kid team here running around, with no adult supervision. Oh and, ugh, I'm not a fan. 030
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Might fuck around and do unto others as I would have them do unto me 11747192
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You’re in her dms, I’m her kill in fuck marry kill 16632
Reposted by GÖATS OF DÖÖMYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 26/09/2026just made up a guy in my head: Rutherford B. Hotdogs. what do you think he’s all about 3117824
GÖATS OF DÖÖM @goatsofdoom.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I'm waiting to cross the street with my dog. You decide "to be nice" and stop in the middle of the cross street so that I can waddle my fat ass across while hoping my dog - actually an alien life form disguised as a dog, will quickly cross the street in some semblance of normalcy. Don't be nice. 022
