Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026just posting a data point here in the bot activity gap 000
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’m indifferent to big butts and I lie like a mother fucker 110022
Reposted by Giraffe L. Steinregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 10/06/2026they're calling her Gwynocide Paltrow lmaoooooo 201425297
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate 12926170
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Getting a fake id to say I’m 18 so they stop me from buying alcohol anymore. 1266
Reposted by Giraffe L. Steinalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan 2759899
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/11/2025I'm against pardoning turkeys because it implies that we are eating them as a punishment for their crimes instead of our own 1236538
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...huffpost.comChicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General StrikeIt was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike. 858259937307
Reposted by Giraffe L. Stein🎃HalloDeeny🎃 they/them @geraldinepiche.bsky.social · 15/08/2025Life doesnt give you lemons anymore, that shit is now subscription based 1027470
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinfuturedadOfTwo🙋🏻♂️ @lacroixboi.dadguy.pro · 14/08/2025would a vampire prefer nectarines or blood oranges 14455139
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinBeccas can't be choosers @beccanical.bsky.social · 03/08/2025medusa be like "i showed you my hair please respond" 0357
Reposted by Giraffe L. Stein𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 02/08/2025“Fossil Fuel” is the name of my new catering service for nursing homes. 439198
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinGreg the Miller @gregthemiller.bsky.social · 02/08/2025i’ll bet hummingbirds would love mountain dew 37330
Reposted by Giraffe L. Stein🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 13/07/2025inventing a robot that suffers from ennui call that a sighborg 14369104
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 29/06/2025i guess people call tweets on bluesky “skeets”, but to me they’re “bskyts” (and yes, I’m pronouncing this “biscuits”) 1134
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinTodd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 14/06/2025Car Theft Up 28 Percent Across St. Louis, Here's How the Thieves Stay Organized with Salesforce for Small Business (Sponsored) 0154
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 09/06/2025just unlocked your phone's face ID with this corncob 5092584
Reposted by Giraffe L. Stein{ @postes.zip · 09/06/2025every bug you've ever killed is waiting for you in hell 108715
Reposted by Giraffe L. Stein𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/05/2025I shot a man in Reno just to watch him dry (I used a water pistol) 442992
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 11/05/2025No shirt, no shoes, no diggity i gotta bag it up 030
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 09/05/2025I hope this pope is cool and lets us do some sins 934957
Reposted by Giraffe L. Steintrick-is-a-treat-kat @trickykat.bsky.social · 25/03/2025in Australia, the ceiling is lava 10691187
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/04/2025never feel more like myself than when the flight attendant looks directly into my eyes and says, "trash" 14983149
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 06/04/2025If you see this post your favorite Lucifer 020
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 04/04/2025Someone who does a good Putin impersonation, call up the White House and tell him to stop with all the tariffs 1364662745
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/04/2025Ohh "America First" was a hit list 108326395281
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway. 532301966233
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinMatty @bestestname.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Giving Trix to rabbits because nothing really matters anymore 68927
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinJimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/12/2024There will always be a special place in my heart for my atrioventricular septum. 224687
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinRiotGrlErin @riotgrlerin.bsky.social · 13/11/2024i’ve seen the lord of the rings trilogy and i’ve played battleship a couple times so appoint me as secretary of defense. 516167871260
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 29/12/2024Nosferatooth: it’s Nosferatu except he’s always biting people 030
