Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 12/10/2026just posting a data point here in the bot activity gap 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026you may have a hemachromea, which is not always fatal but should be looked at by your webmd 010
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i saw it in a cinema with four other people and I thought it was excellent 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 24/08/2026if The Monkees were The Donkees that song would be called Hay Ream Receiver 010
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 27/06/2026I’m indifferent to big butts and I lie like a mother fucker 110022
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Guy Pearce’s character in Prometheus, Sir Peter Weyland, was born on October 1, 1990. 030
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 23/06/2026is there a multiple personalities angle to workshop on this joke? 000
Reposted by Giraffe L. Steinregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 10/06/2026they're calling her Gwynocide Paltrow lmaoooooo 201425297
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 12/06/2026february 14th is the holiday. haven’t you seen those candies that say “be mine”? 030
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 04/06/2026it’s also like a whole egg per bite though 010
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinSteve Suckington @stevesuckington.bsky.social · 04/03/2025I have never been swimming because it’s never been more than 30 minutes since I last ate 12926170
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 26/05/2026me (making new friends): “hey, what are you, some kinda wise guy?” 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 13/05/2026me (tubthumping the pavilion of nations): “ok, that’s Scotland, Russia, and Germany done… which country serves a cider drink?” 010
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 07/05/2026SHANNON HOON: Ooh, will there be puddles? 010
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 06/03/2026if only news media hadn’t both-sidesed stupid and dangerous viewpoints for balance 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 06/03/2026media.tenor.coma man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . ''ALT: a man in a captain america uniform is sitting in a room and saying `` i understand that reference . '' 100
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinUffdafuckingda @uffdada.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Getting a fake id to say I’m 18 so they stop me from buying alcohol anymore. 1266
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 21/02/2026i will say, at least the molten lava *would* keep Shania warm on those long, cold, lonely nights. 041
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 21/02/2026ok, so you’re a volcano that don’t impress me much sure, you’re melting rocks, but have you got the touch? 050
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 26/01/2026media.tenor.commr bean is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face .ALT: mr bean is wearing a suit and tie and making a funny face . 130
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 13/01/2026my very first mansplain was a robot cartoon 010
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 13/01/2026When i was six years old, watching this episode of Transformers with my babysitter, I was explaining that the Autobots were actually the good guys and the Decepticons were just trying to trick people, and she was like, “oh, really? a group whose name means Liars isn’t telling the truth?”. 110
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 04/01/2026except starmer and macron have both released ass-kissing support for unprovoked US aggression 010
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 04/01/2026arrest netanyahu, arrest putin, arrest trump 010
Reposted by Giraffe L. Steinalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 24/11/2025replace the Supreme Court with the remaining members of the Wu-Tang Clan 2759899
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/11/2025I'm against pardoning turkeys because it implies that we are eating them as a punishment for their crimes instead of our own 1236538
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 19/11/2025so, hopefully by the end of 12 years and two long and disastrous terms in office, we’ll finally get him. great. 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 18/11/2025Oh, great, I became a doctor. I hope nobody gets sick before I retire because I absolutely cannot help them. 110
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 12/11/2025they’re vape clouds, but i can’t tell the flavor from a photograph. 030
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 07/11/2025here’s my idea: start with a potato chowder thicken with Bisquik add bacon add a fried egg (any style) drizzle with maple syrup top with cheddar cheese, powdered sugar, and Cap’n Crunch cereal garnish with a grapefruit wedge the perfect “Good Morning Gumbo” 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 07/11/2025Kim Wexler should be the Chief Justice of the US Supreme Court 0240
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 03/11/2025let’s check the track record on Americans voting for women on a presidential ballot, it tells quite a story 000
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 30/10/2025you guys, I’m really sorry, I put the shrouds in with the white laundry. everbody’s socks are lilac now. 120
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 25/10/2025“Why is there a f**king injury report in pro football, huh? Nobody else has one. Pro football does. You know why? That's so the gamblers will have a fucking accurate spread!“ -Jimmy Dix 1100
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 24/10/2025Nirvana lyrics are all large print quote insets from newsweek articles, Alice In Chains lyrics are all excerpts from Civil War letters 030
Giraffe L. Stein @giraffelstein.bsky.social · 20/10/2025i’ve seen this, she grows up and catches jason bourne 040
Reposted by Giraffe L. SteinKevin Elliott @kjephd.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Whoa. Chicago mayor calls for a general strike; now we're talking www.huffpost.com/entry/chicag...huffpost.comChicago Mayor Issues Defiant Call For A General StrikeIt was an audacious proposal, given that the U.S. has never held a true, nationwide general strike. 858259937307
