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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 23/09/2026

If you told me half of the titles on Game Pass were completely made up I would immediately believe it.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 20/09/2026

Every cost is a hidden cost if you don't know what the fuck is going on.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 18/09/2026

Don't forget to check in with your wise old forest wizard annually, gang.

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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 16/09/2026

Facing mounting backlash after dropping Macklemore from his tour for making pro-Palestine statements, Ed Sheeran addressed the ongoing conflict by putting his signature folk-pop style on Donald Trump's 2017 hit, "Many Fine People on Both Sides."

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 12/09/2026

Gang, it me at The Hard Times today, let’s go!

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 12/09/2026

Today I discovered that almost any quote from Trump’s doctors starts to sound real if you add “…considering the stroke.”

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Southern Illinois Chronicle @thesic.net · 11/09/2026

Local Housing Market Rules if You Like Mine Tunnels

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 10/09/2026

I think there should be a formal legal document you can quickly throw together to put your affairs in order if you contract Man Cold. I wouldn’t call it a “will,” but definitely a “may.”

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/09/2026

Lowe's e-mailed me to warn me my remaining credit balance was also Lowe.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 04/09/2026

Through odd circumstances, I own a hyper-rare promo brass spyglass with branding from Risen 2: Dark Waters (2012). These were never for sale anywhere, only given away at events in Europe. My father-in-law found it at an antique shop in Missouri. He had no idea what it was. I've never played the game

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 25/08/2026

That’s not even as long as the letter Rachel wrote to Ross.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 25/08/2026

Yeah so our new address is apparently part of a rural route, so I can like, stop my carrier at the mailbox to trade barley for stamps and what have you. This is going to rule.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 18/08/2026

Man, John Hughes sure had a lot of range. I’m referring, of course, to Home Alone and Home Alone 3.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 16/08/2026

Missouri and Illinois both have an alarming number of people who mispronounce the name of their own state.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 14/08/2026

It seems like not that many performers in WWE can pronounce WWE.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 14/08/2026

And I don’t know how my refrigerator works.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 13/08/2026

Sorry I've been quiet. I got a kick-ass new rake.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 09/08/2026

The absolute worst thing tech books all do: Author: add the following code to your code file and run the compile command. Compiler: Huge Error. Author: AHA MOTHERFUCKER!

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 09/08/2026

The part of the diarrhea nobody talks about is how once you’re finally fully dehydrated you have to pass a dry Russet potato or two to get back to normal. I don’t think we were meant to kick the lettuce cold turkey.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 07/08/2026

I take hype photos of my dog. That’s just part of my life.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 07/08/2026

Donkey Kong Stuns After Losing 16 Bits on Wegovy

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/08/2026

2016: How America’s Most Rigorous Safety Standards are Hurting Taxpayers 2026: How to Hold in Your Diarrhea Longer to Be Polite

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/08/2026

I don’t know if it’s a good vacuum, but I bet I’ll finally vanquish Sonic the Hedgehog.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 06/08/2026

My son tells me this is President Donkington.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 05/08/2026

Using a big bloated game engine is such overkill for some projects. I greatly prefer to put on some music, open a text editor, and never finish any of it.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 04/08/2026

Spending today learning the timpani part to Misbehavin’.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 01/08/2026

Inside I am two men: one who would live in a tent in the woods, and one who would live in a two-story library full of mannequins behind plaques displaying what I wore during my greatest achievements like a hideout in Assassin’s Creed.

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Nick Coffman @nickcoffman.com · 31/07/2026

Took my time with it, but it's finally here. Memoirs & Manifestos, my first full-length sketch album is out now. Thank you to everyone who had a hand in helping me make this thing. nickcoffman.bandcamp.com/album/memoir...

nickcoffman.bandcamp.com

Memoirs & Manifestos, by Nick Coffman

16 track album

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 31/07/2026

Shout-out to AI flyers for making Facebook HOA groups even worse.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 31/07/2026

Favorite coasters are doing great in the new office

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 29/07/2026

Either win Jeopardy and place in a Ninja Warrior qualifying round, sir, or admit that you can no longer fulfill the role.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 29/07/2026

Work crew outside cut my Internet cable for the third time in two months and now I’m just sitting here reading a book like an idiot.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 28/07/2026

Wife encouraged me to get a new monitor after the move, so I just played through the beginning of Far Cry 3. What a banger.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 27/07/2026

It's neat that we're living out the plot of the Terminator films, but that the robots coming after everybody are just human douchebags from Reddit.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 27/07/2026

I’ll tell you what’s wrong with millennials: We went from growing up in the ‘90s to getting yelled at in retail break rooms by adults with visible Looney Tunes character tattoos. There’s no coming back from that.

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Todd Mitchell @toddnotmitchell.com · 27/07/2026