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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦

@georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social
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I use light mode and worship the trees. I was much further out than you thought. Keep your AI slop for the pigs linktr.ee/gara.meg My stuff: bsky.app/profile/did:plc:sdkxyw2r7xlx5kjhsolgagv6/feed/aaanwkn4olr6g

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🕸️ @holojester.bsky.social · 3h
yo your chakras are fucked
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5h
* The instructions of a more than slightly intoxicated pornography director
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5h
I bought some of their micro greens yesterday just because they're Canadian
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5h
sprots! hooray for all the sprots!
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5h
sprots! sprots! sprots!
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TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5h
catch the fucking football you little shit
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5h
Sportsball in a nutshell
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Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 5h
Here’s one Canadian conspiracy theory you never heard: The Canadian Goose is a government drone. The honking is a sonar ping. The poop? That's just a bonus "screw you" from Ottawa.
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NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 11h
if anyone would like to see their enemies beg for the sweet release of death, i’d highly recommend my niece’s elementary school production of Rent.
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CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 6h
do you guys wake up with random music already playing in your brain too?
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5h
Yeah, I've semi-retired from stuff like that
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 7h
I've woken up in my car on a strangers beachfront lawn before. I was fully clothed though
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 7h
Seems so 😂
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 7h
Yikes 😂
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Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23h
Why's it called a Coast Guard cutter and not a sea-saw?
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 9h
Don’t invite me to your kid’s birthday party if you don’t want me to crane kick the piñata.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 9h
I also discovered I'm a vocal socialist and boo people telling stories of encounters with famous US billionaires
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 9h
Ever call your Salvadorian friend Colombian, after drinking a bottle of wine? This, and other reasons I don't drink
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Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11h
Eat just one billionaire and the rest will fall in line
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𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/07/2023
We use alcohol to clean wounds. We drink it if the wounds are inside of us.
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SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 23h
Sitting here...another Saturday night... eating another large pepperoni pizza... All by myself. A wave of sadness washes over me...as I realize how many people out there have to share their pizza.
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Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21h
Some of you have been asking what I do for work and the truth is I teach kindergarten to high schoolers.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
I know 😂 I totally misread that
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
Costco made 😂
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
I think I made plans to go back-country camping in November in Northern Ontario
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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21h
We'll always be friends because your mental health issues are even worse than mine.
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Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22h
can your voice be sore from internal screaming
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
Drunk marrieds too
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 21h
Hot singles in your area are looking for a host organism
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
My brain works but my lips, not so much
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
No but there was lasagna
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21h
😁
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 22h
Drank s bottle of wine. Sorry, but it was fun
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Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
when softness survives, it’s not a weakness but a rebellion
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Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me: I’d like a book on turtles Librarian: Hardback? Me: Yes. And short little legs, too
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stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
pronounces shoes like toes
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Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Like a phone with a few cracks, not pretty but still functional
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Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Me: Does three hole punch *not* sound like something from the dirty sanchez list? HR rep: I really wanted to leave early today
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𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
witches assemble. tis the hour of the pancake
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Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I suspect we'd all eat less if our poop didn't magically disappear with a flush.
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A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Doing a fuel deal with the most despicable man on the face of the earth ? Putin should be ashamed.
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ꜰᴇᴍᴍᴇ (🜅) @violentfemme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Autumn bleeds quietly beneath a sky that has forgotten how to mourn.
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Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Holy fuck did you guys know it’s Saturday?!
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
one person‘s morning wood is another person‘s morning breakfast
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
First rule of cuddle club: it better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
know your worth. maybe not you
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Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I appear to be a shadow, but that was just a passing phase.
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
In hell your group chat notification goes off every 5 seconds for all eternity.
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Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
Wishing you a good trip to a friendly country
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DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
they should make a bedtime coffee
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