Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5h* The instructions of a more than slightly intoxicated pornography director 131
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5hI bought some of their micro greens yesterday just because they're Canadian 000
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5hsprots! hooray for all the sprots! 111
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦TeenagePhlebotomy @teenagephlebotomy.bsky.social · 5hcatch the fucking football you little shit 5153
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Tim 🇨🇦 @qwertying.bsky.social · 5hHere’s one Canadian conspiracy theory you never heard: The Canadian Goose is a government drone. The honking is a sonar ping. The poop? That's just a bonus "screw you" from Ottawa. 0158
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦NurseBrianRN @nursebrianrn.bsky.social · 11hif anyone would like to see their enemies beg for the sweet release of death, i’d highly recommend my niece’s elementary school production of Rent. 2356
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦CynicalTherapist @cynicaltherapist.bsky.social · 6hdo you guys wake up with random music already playing in your brain too? 115411
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 5hYeah, I've semi-retired from stuff like that 110
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 7hI've woken up in my car on a strangers beachfront lawn before. I was fully clothed though 120
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Charlie Alzamora @chalza.bsky.social · 23hWhy's it called a Coast Guard cutter and not a sea-saw? 26529
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 9hDon’t invite me to your kid’s birthday party if you don’t want me to crane kick the piñata. 513253
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 9hI also discovered I'm a vocal socialist and boo people telling stories of encounters with famous US billionaires 4150
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 9hEver call your Salvadorian friend Colombian, after drinking a bottle of wine? This, and other reasons I don't drink 3294
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Skip “Skippy” Skipperson @yippyskippy.bsky.social · 11hEat just one billionaire and the rest will fall in line 36822
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦𝙱𝚊𝚋𝚎 𝚁𝚞𝚝𝚑𝚕𝚎𝚜𝚜 @unfitz.bsky.social · 18/07/2023We use alcohol to clean wounds. We drink it if the wounds are inside of us. 628798
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦SeaTea @tierno158.bsky.social · 23hSitting here...another Saturday night... eating another large pepperoni pizza... All by myself. A wave of sadness washes over me...as I realize how many people out there have to share their pizza. 0546
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Siege @tellumsiege.bsky.social · 21hSome of you have been asking what I do for work and the truth is I teach kindergarten to high schoolers. 19029
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21hI think I made plans to go back-country camping in November in Northern Ontario 081
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 21hWe'll always be friends because your mental health issues are even worse than mine. 69343
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Betsy Wetsy @betsyross.bsky.social · 22hcan your voice be sore from internal screaming 615059
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 21hHot singles in your area are looking for a host organism 12415122
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 21hMy brain works but my lips, not so much 120
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 22hDrank s bottle of wine. Sorry, but it was fun 5438
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Mal a BOO 👻 @hallowedverses.bsky.social · 11/08/2026when softness survives, it’s not a weakness but a rebellion 415457
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Wilbur72 @wilboo72.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me: I’d like a book on turtles Librarian: Hardback? Me: Yes. And short little legs, too 13712
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦stefan @stefanthinks.bsky.social · 10/10/2026pronounces shoes like toes 66725
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Mark & The 🐾 Crew @markandthecrew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Like a phone with a few cracks, not pretty but still functional 44919
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Davoid (extra screams) @davoid.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Me: Does three hole punch *not* sound like something from the dirty sanchez list? HR rep: I really wanted to leave early today 042
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦𝔊𝔬𝔱𝔥 ℭ𝔬𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔯𝔶 𝔅𝔲𝔣𝔣𝔢𝔱 @shadowham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026witches assemble. tis the hour of the pancake 05016
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Dead Serious Mick @deadseriousmick.bsky.social · 10/10/2026I suspect we'd all eat less if our poop didn't magically disappear with a flush. 01710
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦A Shot of Steve™ ⚡️ @stevekoehler22.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Doing a fuel deal with the most despicable man on the face of the earth ? Putin should be ashamed. 1257
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦ꜰᴇᴍᴍᴇ (🜅) @violentfemme.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Autumn bleeds quietly beneath a sky that has forgotten how to mourn. 0287
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Brie @brielikethechhes.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Holy fuck did you guys know it’s Saturday?! 12911
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026one person‘s morning wood is another person‘s morning breakfast 0218
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026First rule of cuddle club: it better lead to sex or you're out of the cuddle club 0209
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 10/10/2026know your worth. maybe not you 02912
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦Bogey @oneyebogey.bsky.social · 09/10/2026I appear to be a shadow, but that was just a passing phase. 111668
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 10/10/2026In hell your group chat notification goes off every 5 seconds for all eternity. 711330
Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦 @georgiatheexplorer.bsky.social · 10/10/2026Wishing you a good trip to a friendly country 110
Reposted by Georgia the Explorer 🇨🇦DaddyJew @daddyjew.bsky.social · 07/10/2026they should make a bedtime coffee 010436