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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's the common ground, Justin, between "we want equal rights and protections and safe and healthy lives" and "we want anyone who isn't a rich cis straight white man to be dead or subjugated"? "We compromised at 2nd class citizenship for the poor and only killing half of the LGTBIA population"
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon musk is literally feeding cats to Tesla's....
Google newsfeed article from Business Insider. Headline: "Elon Musk says Tesla is trying to prevent robotaxis from running over cats at night"The "feeding cats to coyotes" tweet:

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@primawesome
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
meanwhile people have been telling us since 2025 that we have to vote for him in 2028
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCOTUS
A plastic coyote in a dirt patch in what looks like a car park with a sign that says fake coyote goose deterrent. There are geese behind it
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was in a frat 20 years but if I was going to college now I would avoid them like the plague. I had a great time, some of my best friends to this day were my frat brothers. I even stayed involved as an alumni. But I wouldn't join now and I'll tell my kids to stay away when they go to college.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is probably unconstitutional, but the roberts court will rubber stamp it anyway. All that will be left is finance and comp eng degrees from PragerU
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This aired just the once in 1998 on the live SNL show for which McKay wrote it. It was effectively banned as it never aired again. I wonder why. MEDIA-OPOLY
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Pile Of Garbage @pileofgarbage.net · 20/09/2026
Very Good Dog!
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yaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 12/09/2025
this advertisement has become funnier with every single management decision
bluesky no incels advertisement on a street sign
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Square Four Fours @squares4444.northsky.social · 12/09/2025
No incels? No, incels!
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Ghouly Hoye 👻🇨🇦 @hollyhoye.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
If we aren’t doing this everywhere, what are we even doing? Annual Toronto dog swim before they close down the outdoor pools for the season:
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TekknoNerd - Commissions open @tekknonerd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Voyager, walking on those tiny legs.
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reilly 🐾 @poss.dog · 17/09/2026
A Venn diagram. The outer circles read dog, car, and husband. The intersection of dog and car is horse. The intersection of dog and husband is werewolf. The intersection of car and husband is centaur. The intersection of all three is dragon.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 08/10/2025
The hunger orbooks.com/catalog/we-h...
The hunger
Well we just got back from stringing up our weakest
friend in the middle of the town square for the
vampires to feast on overnight. No one liked the
actual doing of it when it came to doing it I’ll say that.
But the past is the past. Time now to hunker down
inside and wait for them to leave us alone for good.
Figure out tomorrow what to do with all these surplus
wooden crosses.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
It was an inside job!
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
A scene from wolf of Wall Street wheee Leo asks someone to sell him a pen. In the meme that person is labeled anthropic, and he says it’s going to kill everyone
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
I'm here you fuckaas bitch
the Twin Towers
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 30/10/2025
Saved you a click: it's performing the charade of life in a spiritual wasteland
Beard and glasses man yawning in modern office

BuzzFeed

Doctors Warn This Common Daily Habit Is Making You Feel Exhausted All Day

18 hours ago. By Leigh Weingus
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toonholechris @toonholechris.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Magic trick
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Democrats should be at the microphone right now noting that this is a Hatch Act violation that they'll be pursuing in January. I don't care that the nation's become numb to this shit. It's still illegal and if Democrats should run against it and then act to crush it.
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Paul Rosenberg @paulrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
For Labor Day this year I wrote about wage theft (LA is the wage theft capital of the nation---over $1.4 billion/yr) and the just-passed city legislation to fight it, the result of a 3-year legislative struggle... and decades of organizing before that. 1/7
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
here you go
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big bleat from badsville @djepelgesh.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
thank you The New York Post for what may be the funniest image of all time
a picture from the NY Post titled "	today’s leftists are possessed by the spirit of France’s 18th-century guillotine-loving revolutionaries" (way too long) that shows Mamdani (the specter haunting Europe) smiling in the sky as a bunch of French people goof around
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Once a week on here, someone accuses bsky of poor reading comprehension & dogpiling them. Almost every one is due to them vague-posting or ppl missing the start of the thread due to reposts. In many of these, the OP responds in kind, making it worse, instead of restating or rewording the idea.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 07/09/2026
Downthread description of this as a “family annihilator presidency”, that one leaves a mark
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 05/09/2026
Actually people who won’t vaccinate their kids should have those kids taken away from them
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SaraKateW @sarakatew.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
🐺😢👑
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026
odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane
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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
somehow, some way, today I am one year sober from alcohol and as I tend to do with hard things in my life, I wrote about it. while I was writing this, I felt ashamed but when I read it back I was really proud of myself for doing the hard thing. it’s long but it would mean a lot to me if you read it
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It’s Been…
It’s been one year since I’ve had a drink. I am pretty amazed by this fact but it’s true.
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
While many of you are likely yelling "GO PATRIOTS" or "GO RAMS!" I'm yelling "GO NOEL and the rule of law at Carrabba's!"

#SwanBoy2026
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Robert Simmon @rsimmon.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
I am having a particularly frustrating week, so here’s one of the best things I’ve ever done. The eruption of Sarychev Peak in the Aleutian Islands, seen by the crew of the space station. www.nasa.gov/image-articl...
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Odd Hack @oddhack.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Jason Alexander in Criminal Minds
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
every republican president of my lifetime has been an unmitigated disaster, and I've got a pretty large sample set at this point
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
So funny watching the media try to write 2000's era Grand Theft Auto Outrage articles now that the whole country is a casino run by murderers.
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