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I thought Greenland was green!

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Trying it out here.

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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 7h
if you don’t keep up with the youth i want you to know they’ve renamed “tramp stamps” to “cake toppers” which feels like the first advancement for feminism in a long time
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
As the brits would say: "Bin it!"
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Hahaha! Cowards
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Imagine musk being responsible for what she accomplished? Those astronauts would be space dust
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
So annoyed with sherrod brown. He tried the "no boys in girls sports" bull shit when he lost 2 years ago. Didn't learn from it then. Right wing psychos won't vote for a dem with right wing stances, and it just alienates your own potential voters.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
"Whatcha gonna do, docta'....to cure my Acute Hulkamania!?
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
What's the common ground, Justin, between "we want equal rights and protections and safe and healthy lives" and "we want anyone who isn't a rich cis straight white man to be dead or subjugated"? "We compromised at 2nd class citizenship for the poor and only killing half of the LGTBIA population"
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
I've enjoyed it! Really appreciate the dark color theme. A lot of these pizzle games are white background only, and it kills the eyes playing at night.
it.it
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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 05/10/2026
Woman with radiant smile happily pressing a button labeled IMMANENTIZE for a device labeled ESCHATRON 9000
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Elon musk is literally feeding cats to Tesla's....
Google newsfeed article from Business Insider. Headline: "Elon Musk says Tesla is trying to prevent robotaxis from running over cats at night"The "feeding cats to coyotes" tweet:

Mike Primavera
@primawesome
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Hagen Blix @hagenblix.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
We need to rephrase the whole discussion in terms of hazardous products, instead of "minds". And then we need to make sure that there's liability. A model hacks someone? Put a C-suite guy in jail. A model produces sexual harassment material? Put a C-suite guy in jail. Watch how fast things get safe
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ceej @ceej.online · 04/10/2026
“how do we win back trump voters in 2026” we don’t. we create an environment where admitting to voting for trump is so socially embarrassing as to render them completely inert. you don’t “win back” trump voters. you demoralize them into staying home. you make it a dunce cap
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Hit a big bump and now his front half is sideways
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The Onion @theonion.com · 03/10/2026
Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I'd rather have an economy that makes 1,000 millionaires than 1 billionaire.
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Chanda Prescod-Weinstein 🌌 @chanda.blacksky.app · 02/10/2026
meanwhile people have been telling us since 2025 that we have to vote for him in 2028
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
That's super smart messaging
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Love that he knows people blame him
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
new dune popcorn bucket just dropped and it's g spot friendly
i dont know how to describe this except its a dune poster and it is a phallic thing that looks like a vibrator
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
"President Trump doesn't care about me, and only used me to enrich himself and his family!?!?!"
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Surprised Pikachu Meme
ALT: Surprised Pikachu Meme
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
SCOTUS
A plastic coyote in a dirt patch in what looks like a car park with a sign that says fake coyote goose deterrent. There are geese behind it
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I should hope not! Grab a towel buddy
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The good parts of fraternity life are subjective, available through other means/ organizations or accessible only to a select few. The bad parts are numerous and often severe and harmful to others. It's well past time to reform Greek life, or honestly, do away with it.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Misogyny, homophobia, and racism were pretty common - we were all guilty of it. And it's easy to excuse - we were young, just trying to fit in, etc. But we knew those things were wrong and didn't tell ourselves and each other to "shut the fuck up." It's very easy to imagine worse happening.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
but honestly, it was probably just luck, more than anything, that nothing awful happened because of a member. Like other frats, we partied, drank too much, and chased women. We broke university rules plenty of times, especially for underage drinking. We ignored a lot of problematic behaviors too.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In college we told ourselves that we were good people, and we behaved right, and we shook our heads when other frats were accused of harassment, abuse, and more. Couldn't be us, those are just some bad apples.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was in a frat 20 years but if I was going to college now I would avoid them like the plague. I had a great time, some of my best friends to this day were my frat brothers. I even stayed involved as an alumni. But I wouldn't join now and I'll tell my kids to stay away when they go to college.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 30/09/2026
voters should be doing shit to tech companies that republicans try to do to the post office
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 27/10/2025
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is probably unconstitutional, but the roberts court will rubber stamp it anyway. All that will be left is finance and comp eng degrees from PragerU
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Don't make it so smarmy. The Moffat era got so tiring with how self-satisfied it was
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
B(e)ring Your OwN Clean Énergy
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
And then immediately trading him for Kevin Love!
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Holy shit I can't believe I forgot about wiggins the basketball player! Gonna say throw my previous post out the window. But def bad people posting that shit with their full govt names
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Is that the guy's real name or a handle? B/c that's the name of the main character in "Ender's Game". I thought I was real cool in middle school when that was my AIM username. Can't imagine being a grown ass adult.
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is literally a Simpsons joke
So learn on the go with
your phone, wherever you are.
Genghis Khan
Professor of HistoryGenghis Khan Simpsons

YOU'LL GO WHERE I GO DEFILE WHAT I DEFILE, EAT WHO I EAT HMM?
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J HELL P @jlp.systems · 24/09/2026
I had to make this a jingle
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shaunt @shaunvids.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
join the military, you get to starve on a rusting ship that repeatedly sails into and out of the range of enemy missiles in order to manipulate gambling websites where people bet on your death
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AA becomes the most powerful organization in the country!
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 14/05/2026
saw this on an ACT UP poster from 1988 at the Poster House museum today. the more things change :)
THE REPUBLICANS WANT IS DEAD
THE DEMOCRATS DONT CARE
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The GOP didn't throw trump under the bus in his first term and he was back in power 4 years later, stronger than ever. The only way trump is held responsible is if Democrats force it.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel this pain
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
If you ain't got that one homie, it means that you are that one homie
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The only person trying to kill RFK Jr is RFK jr
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agreed, he should not be in charge of anything. I didn't say that you said kids should be mentally abused. I was commenting on the difficulty of communicating with and effectively deprogramming people that live in a harmful echo chamber. I'm sorry I hijacked the convo, though.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Agreed not good. The tech world is a dangerous echo chamber, that reinforces the idea that only tech can save us. He stopped mentally abusing his kids, supposedly. Good. The interviewer could have pushed him more, find out if he ignored the same advice from others, why, & what about next time.
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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Ai, as it's being forced on us, is bad, full stop. And that is Bad Parenting, no doubt. But if he changes his behavior for the better, that's an overall good. Bad Parenting is learned, from family or social circles. Anyway we can change behaviors for the better, we should encourage it
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