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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 1h
I have now watched two seasons of foundation and I really couldn't say if I like it, exactly. but it's engrossing enough to keep me watching more.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 2h
have only recently become aware, via multiple overheard subway convos, that among teenagers, "bro" is now non-gendered
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 6h
United States President Donald Trump issues executive order instructing federal government agencies to "use the terms 'Super Bushes' and 'SB' in place of 'trees' and will not acknowledge the usage of 'trees' in any applicable setting."
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 7h
Both Benny Johnson and Sean Hannity have now deleted their tweets claiming that Eric Schmitt put Jack Smith "on the spot" and set him up for perjury charges with his faceplant.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 9h
got a text from my bestie
Hi Dan, it's Zohran. Stealing two minutes between events to write to you directly.
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Anu @nofirstorder.bsky.social · 10h
Jesse gave him a single, simple line to read and RFK improvised a full confession while tossing his wife in front of the wheels.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10h
sen. kennedy holding up schmitt's dumb posterboard except it's the old iowa herky the hawk logo
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Joe Uchill @joeuchill.bsky.social · 11h
Here you go.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 10h
I think the entire right wing media ecosystem was primed to make this a huge deal, they all had their talking points ready to go and this was going to be THE big gotcha that brought down Jack Smith and they are just scrambling because it turns out the whole thing was an embarrassing mistake
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10h
swimming and golf worlds apart? not so fast
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 10h
ok doesn't she mean a 180 though?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 11h
did hannity's gofers schedule this tweet in advance?
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Julian Sanchez @normative.bsky.social · 11h
It’s somehow more depressing that our constitutional order is being dismantled by people who demonstrably cannot find their own asses with both hands.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12h
They are shutting this down by the end of the day.
Can the president build a giant triumphal arch in Washington
DC without congressional authorization?

No. Not on federal park or public grounds in the District of Columbia without express authority of Congress. I
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 12h
Trump’s new AI website is kinda fun, it turns out.
Can the president use taxpayer funds to air his old campaign ads on TV?

No. Federal appropriations law has long barred using taxpayer funds for political advertising.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 12h
this was an insane moment, ending with Schmitt calling him a dirtbag.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 14h
literally the only impact it would have on my life would be to spare me the aggravation of all the slop I run across.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 17h
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 15h
where will land after she falls upward this time? radaronline.com/p/bari-weiss...
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EXCLUSIVE: Bari Weiss 'Likely Out' at CBS After Paramount/Warner Bros. Merger as 'Anti-Woke' Editor Blamed for Torpedoing '60 Minutes'
Bari Weiss has been blamed for 60 Minutes' slide in viewership this season after making sweeping changes to the news network.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
entirely willing to underestimate rahm emanuel at my own risk.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
brb, hanging art in my refrigerator, a totally normal thing i do, as a normal person
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 28/09/2026
Sanders is failing miserably on the "A.i." issue.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
who can forget america's favorite cartoon family, featuring huddles
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
kudos to the times for randomly quoting a cartoonist in an article about the power grid, it's important to know what cartoonists think
Replacing all those aging devices won’t be easy. Robert Crumb, the underground comics artist, once described drawing the various transformers he saw while being driven around Sacramento. “You can’t make up this crap. It’s too complicated,” he told a documentary filmmaker. “This stuff is not created to be visually pleasing. It’s just an accumulation of the modern industrial world that people don’t even notice.”
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
the trick to living in a crowded city is being aware that other people exist. hard to do this when you are shuffling up the subway stairs with your nose in your phone! pretend it's a city, goddammit!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
new toon: morning briefing www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
dailykos.com
Morning briefing
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
live shot of travel anxiety creeping up right on schedule
cartoon image of me with a brain-like creature wrapping tentacles around me
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
good news everyone, someone sent us a box! (with some crap in it)
tuxedo cat sitting in a box surrounded by bubble wrap
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
weirdest goddamn thing, it is the year 2026 and someone has posted a cartoon bearing my name that was allegedly published in 1992, how is this even possible
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rindred.bsky.social @rindred.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Has literally anything changed? Anything at all @tomtomorrow.bsky.social ?
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
finally, howard the duck gets his moment
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
chewy.com suddenly forcing google pay as default payment option. I've never used google pay in my life. I get so tired of all these little ways online companies try to engineer you toward something you have no interest in.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I think you should bring takeout lunch to an interview. Order a main course and some potstickers from a takeout chinese place, and of course a little carton of rice, and use the interviewer's desk as a lunch table.
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Jared Yates Sexton @jysexton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Just helping with editing here. These bots aren’t sentient. They’re doing what they’re programmed to do. OpenAI, a private company supposedly bound by laws, committed federal crimes.
Screenshot of BBC article: OpenAI bots (struck through) meddled with multiple US government agency sites
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 26/09/2026
Not the point, but "they want to stop my ever upward momentum" is true comedy.
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dame @dame.is · 26/09/2026
I knew the second I saw that viral clip of the mom and dad at the baseball game that the internet’s insane parasocial contextless gut reaction to it was going to end up being wildly wrong. I really really hate how people just don’t give a shit about being kind or thoughtful anymore on the internet.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I haven't blocked anyone in weeks, but I've had to block two low-follower randos because of a fucking sunset photo
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
quite a sunset tonight
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
turns out this was the high point of the week
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
and yet they always say, you can't possibly take war money and use it for health care, those are DIFFERENT THINGS
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oligarchs. The word for very rich businesspeople directly connected to the top of the government and playing a role in high-level government functions is “oligarchs.” Way beyond lobbying, donating, and advisory councils. Trump brought them on his trip to China too. America has oligarchs now.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
tapping the sign, er, cartoon www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...
dailykos.com
Large language muddle
A cartoon by Tom Tomorrow.
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Alex Gibney @alexgibneyfilm.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The trailer for my new film, "Musk," has just been released.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
 NYT hed: Glenn Beck is Sorry About All That. Spoiler, he actually wasn't.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
social media is, sometimes, a form of low grade telepathy, a look into the inner thoughts of the poster. sometimes those thoughts reveal that the poster has the cognitive capacity of a bowl of pudding. Airport!
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
it's like a comedy bit. I want so badly for natalie to show him this.
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
a thread of artzybasheff, who is definitely not forgotten by me, but I've spent a lot of time over the years poring over old magazines, including Time
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Michael Lobel @mlobelart.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Boris Artzybasheff, "The Computer in Society," Time magazine, April 2 1965 content.time.com/time/covers/...
Time magazine cover with anthropomorphic computer
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Your Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA etc
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