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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Elon musk is literally feeding cats to Tesla's....

Google newsfeed article from Business Insider. Headline: "Elon Musk says Tesla is trying to prevent robotaxis from running over cats at night"

The "feeding cats to coyotes" tweet:

Mike Primavera
@primawesome
My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets a new cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
10:03 AM · Sep 30, 2019

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

Are we just going to ignore the other issue with this photo?

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

My kids picked out a book at Goodwill. It's apparently part of an "personalized" AI generated book series. You can even get a $25/month subscription so your child can enjoy new nightmare characters every month.

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 14/07/2026

Is that a tater tot or meatball in the churro shake? Cuz that ain't a churro!

AI generated restaurant ad. It's a churro milkshake, with whipped cream, caramel sauce, and a cherry. Also on to is what I think is meant to be a churro, but it looks like a meatball or maybe an alien egg. The cup says Patty's diner.

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

They're going to have to clean the oval office after trump as if it's a horder's house

A worker in protective gear fumigating the oval office

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 24/05/2026

I picked this up on ebay for $70. The current models are either smaller or 3x the price.

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 18/05/2026

You mean I won't have to spend 10 minutes looking for the app I want any time I try to do anything?!? There will be other shapes than a circle? And other colors than blue and white!?!

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 09/04/2026

You sure it's not a Battlestar Galactica pizza?

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Just look at how they fucked up the restaurants

The Chad Wendy's building from days past. Beautiful, stately - a good burger at a great price. Look what they took from us!!!

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

Rob you know what you need to do. Come home and become the next great American president! Photo unrelated

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 10/01/2026

"Computer, enhance..." Shitty Opinion Inception

Screenshot of Thomas Chatterton Williams's name from X. Shitty opinion haver.

Screenshot of David French's name from X. Shitty opinion haver.

Screenshot of Megan McArdle's repost from X. Shitty opinion haver.

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 06/01/2026

I only know Odyssey from TWOAPW. But none of these characters are how I imagined them. And why are there so many? Who are all these people? Feels like there's only 50 people in the whole town.

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 08/12/2025

Do you think RFKj keeps a scoreboard in his office where he keeps track of all the kids he's killed, like in that one scene in Hot Shots Part Deux? Or maybe his brain worm keeps track of his kill streak for him....

Screenshot from Hot Shots Part Deux. A man, who looks like Rambo, is carrying a large machine gun thru a forest. Superimposed on the screen is a box with the number "141" and the words "BODY COUNT"

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Went to school at Case Western. The business building is a Gehry. There was a shooting there my freshman year, but I remember it most because they had to close down the sidewalk because the roof was so steep entire sheets of ice would shoot down off the roof

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

This....something something....PSA rightwing turn

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

It's giving Back to the Future II vibes

Screenshot from "Back to the Future II"

A high rise building with a bright marquee and entrance. The marquee says "Buff Tanner's PLEASURE PALACE" and has a picture of a man in a high collared shirt smiling. He is lighting a cigar in his mouth with a fistful of money on fire."

The scene is from an alternate dystopian timeline where Biff from the future travelled back in time to give his past self a sports almanac. Past Biff used the almanac to bet on sports, become rich, take over city politics, and marry Marty's mom.

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 21/09/2025

President Grassley would be a marked improvement from the current situation, I think...

Tweet from @ChuckGrassley

"Just got word that my daughter Wendy totaled car She is ok She hit deer Deer dead. No presumption I'm told"

Tweet from @ChuckGrassley

"Fred and I hit a deer on hiway 136 south of Dyersville. After I pulled fender rubbing on tire we continued to farm. Assumed deer dead"

Tweet from @ChuckGrassley

"Windsor Heights Dairy Queen is good place for u kno what"

Tweet from @CuckGrassley

"Just turned to history channel. No history. I used to get history. Why do we h v such a channel when it doesnt do history"

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I thought Greenland was green! @forkmaze.bsky.social · 07/09/2025

Not that I would ever let my kids go as a cop for Halloween, but when did the cop costumes change from Carl Winslow to Nazi SWAT officer? "I've tactically ascertained the Halloween candy and will proceed to kinetically deploy a 'trick-or-treat'"

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