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catcatcatsix.bsky.social @catcatcatsix.bsky.social · 33m
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 01/10/2025
Walking out into the first day of October like
A 12½' tall metal demon
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Trofe @jtrofe.com · 22/09/2026
Opening this up for the month for all to see since people are talking about private websites and this is the most interesting thing on mine jtrofe.com/Cavalier/?co...
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CSS Cavalier
Explore this WIP of the ship from Oh These Those Stars of Space
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Tara O’Connor @taraocomics.bsky.social · 18h
What the fuck, Joyce. I don’t even read romance novels but this kind of thinking pisses me the fuck off. It further pushes that mentality that some books as “lesser” which is bullshit! All books count!
Joyce Carol Oates 
This is why Al-generated romance novels make perfect sense. Formulaic fiction doesn't need to be written by hand, so to speak; what difference does it make if a machine "writes" it? There are machine-made clothes & there are custom-made clothes. They appeal to different consumers.
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 7h
got on a cute outfit today
selfie of me, I'm wearing a blue floral polo and tan floral pants and my face is covered by my avatar
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Lamblimped Cryo (35 days) @cryolithius.bsky.social · 10h
FA regardless of your personal feelings, is the core of the fandom and losing it would mean YEARS AND YEARS of art, messages, pages, and memorials for people that have passed, would be gone. We CANNOT allow ourselves to rely simply on sites like bsky, twitter, insta, etc. etc. to be our defaults.
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Cay @caymanwent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I know not everyone took queer studies courses but I fear the younger generations don’t understand just how dire it was, how hard we had to fight, and how easily we’re slipping backwards at the hands of a few rich bigots. Pride was a riot for a reason.
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wonder how lil nas x's NFTs are doing these days
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
draft of drawing "My dog prevents coastal flood damage - I heart my concrete tetrapod" bumper sticker in vectors
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Goon Balloon
Medium Aberration, Typically Chaotic Evil
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ΘΔ🏳️‍⚧️ the third strongest sylvi @silversoul164.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
GOSH I FUCKING LOVE D&D
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disc horse bot @horsedisc.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Come at me bro. I’m in Hell.
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
300-ton waifu youtube.com/shorts/9yJHa...
youtube.com
Electric Arc Furnace Charge drop and startup
YouTube video by Industrial Automation
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Splinter to the turtles "Remember my sons we must remain in the shadows hidden from the humans" 

next frame: The Turtles blimp flying over the city
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"commission me" -heron @thxnywy.art · 28/09/2026
you heard em
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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ceej @ceej.online · 27/09/2026
the tech titan backlash to “woke dei hr ladies” makes a lot more sense now huh
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 04/07/2025
Garfield digivolutions (11/2021)
Drawing of Garfield with three arrows pointing to three different Garfield digivolutions, a little bomb thing with arms and legs,a lion, and a winged dragon with a gun head.
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
my neighbor does not know how to be quiet he is a word fountain how is it possible for somebody to talk so much and say so little
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You should commission Heron because LOOK LOOK ITS NEON SPLATTER!!!!! You could have one of your very own!!
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Keith Edwards @kedwards.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It's cool and awesome that every century or so we have to relearn the hard lessons about why we invented government because some dumb motherfuckers forget that the cornerstone of Civilization is a thousand boring little bureaucrats doing their job, not Great Men Being Violent.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 26/09/2026
green text on a black background reminiscent of an old computer terminal from the days before graphical user interfaces

the text reads, in all caps:
Technology used to be cool, but now it's owned by the worst, most moneysick humans on the planet. But there are transsexual furry hackers out there, still fighting the good fight
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
September, but I lost my 45 adapter
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tctc @toastcrust.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
love to witness the mass loss of privacy rights across the world and directly perceive a big part of it turning out to be for reducing legal hurdles to gambling advertising
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
welcome to catl, where a post is called a beef and multiple beefs are a beeve. we call posting "stunning", you can "stun" a beef by pulling the trigger on the captive bolt pistol (post button). Next comes slaughtering by exsanguination and removal of the head, hooves, skin, offal and guts of the bee
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
mattie lubchansky's "is that good?' comic, a crowd of people cheering "is that good" at a game show host
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Democrats appeasing fascism in 2026
Arrested development, Lindsay and Tobias having a conversation
L: Well did it work for those people?
T: No, it never does. I mean, these people somehow delude themselves into thinking it might, but...
T: but it might work for us
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026
[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right
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The King Teen @kingteenmusic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Evergreen.
Screenshot of a Bluesky post

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@pookleblinky.bsky.social
Every day Mamdani comes out and is like "hey guys, I turned off the orphan-crushing machine. Literally just had to flip a switch. Took less than 5 minutes."

After decades of dem leadership pissing and moaning and fundraising about how complex an issue it is and how difficult the process is etc
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Modren (comms open!) @modren.gay · 21/09/2026
i need her to fucking obliterate me point-blank with her railgun
Crying Wolf from Metal Gear Solid 4
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Ana Valens || 🔞 @acvalens.net · 21/09/2026
Starting to think the anti-Goose part of the TADC fandom might just be the quirked up chungus zillennial version of lolcow stalking.
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Goose just posted a tweet about her edgy jokes and God is it bad
Gooseworx/Tadc cast criticism
they made goosewor @gooseworx.bsky.social
All things considered, If I had known every single dumb joke I've ever made was going to get taken 100% seriously by thousands and thousands of people, I would have at least tried to make them funnier.
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First of all: girl why aren't you on your mental health break you were doing well
Second of all: this is NOT an apology cuz I know very well people are gonna try to frame it as such
A good apology has a set of rules, mainly related to language and words. When you apologize you have to:
-Take accountability and own up to your mistake.
This means admitting what you're addressing was wrong and acknowledging the affect it caused on people around you. No downplaying, no half truths and no blaming the offended party
-Provide an explanation (NOT an excuse) Excuser merely deflect responsibility while a truthful
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explanation for certain actions can help the offerud
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Return of Agender Wound Man 🔜 Furpoc?!! @knifemilk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"outdoor gamecube"
sketchy pencil and ballpoint doodle of a gamecube on a leash outside enjoying nature
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antlers @cervine.online · 21/09/2026
My doggy
Doodle in a little notebook of a concrete tetrapod wearing a spikey collar and a leash with bumper stickers next to it that say "I heart my tetrapod" and "My dog prevents coastal flood damage"
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Minnesotan Kaiju @whisperingpines.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
I couldn't share this without context any other way enjoy
A photo of a bunch of cops next to that donut shop with a big donut on top of it in LA somewhere. 

Underneath it I say what grass political commentators like yourself don't seem to understand as much like a structure in red alert, the cops are able to drop power from the donut to boost their stats while in close proximity"
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
AI is ruining cute animals for me
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Jesus Christ.
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Rachel Gilmore @rachelgilmore.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Wow….wild to hear Taylor say she’s glad Elon took over Twitter and that it’s better than ever. I mean, the unconstrained growth of the far right on there? Musk’s thumb seemingly on the algorithm’s scale during elections? The impact on democracy?
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
our barbarian let herself be swallowed by the gelatinous cube so they could kill it from inside, and a good time was had by all (except the cube, that died)
gelatinous cube with the silhouette of a barbarian inside with the caption "Tumby hort?? Drink potion". The potion is a Pepto bismol bottle and the cube is using pictographic language to say "tummy hurt"
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
There's a bush outside my apartment that is home to dozens of rats. I call it the rat bush. I have come to view it as a minor nature deity and I rely on its sage advice. A man asks "oh rat bush, do I truly deserve affection?" Multiple squeaks emanate from the rat bush. The man cries and says "you're right rat bush, I am worthy of love!" The rat bush continues to squeak.
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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 19/09/2026
It’s going to be really funny when this is all over and all these companies are like oh, that hate campaign we ran against you for years? Yeah, we were just kidding
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
oh no all the neil cicierega music is gone from tidal ::(
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Zito @zeets.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Everything is so bleak futurism.com/artificial-i...
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
when ai leaves u behind
7 panel comic.

Panel 1:
A Red Guy with AI across his chest looks like he’s about to run away. A Yellow Guy stands next to him. Red Guy says “I’m the future, buddy. You comin’?”
Yellow Guy replies “Nah”

Panel 2: 
Red Guy is almost out of the panel. He leans in and says “Enjoy getting left behind, pal”
Yellow Guy replies “ok”

Panel 3:
Yellow Guy stands alone.

Panel 4: 
Close up on Yellow Guy, there is a quiet “huff-huff-huff” noise coming from behind him

Panel 5:
Yellow Guy turns to look behind him

Panel 6: 
Close up on Yellow Guy’s face as if from the point of view of an attacker.
Yellow Guy yells “Jesus Christ”

Panel 7:
AI Red Guy is now chasing the Yellow Guy. 
Red Guy: “Use me”
Yellow Guy “No”
Red Guy “USE ME”
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
*taps sign*
m.youtube.com
don't fuck a fascist
YouTube video by Chrissa Sparkles - Topic
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Monks of New Skeet @amagire.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
this one doin numbers on mastodon but bsky doesn't let me have enough characters
@amagire@mastodon.social

elevated horror: what if you're grieving your loved one TOO MUCH? 
folk horror: what if a child's disability could EAT PEOPLE? 
supernatural horror: what if your childhood trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
psychological horror: what if your adult trauma could EAT PEOPLE? 
body horror: what if your gender dysphoria could EAT PEOPLE? 
slasher horror: what if a random guy was trying to kill you, instead of a cop or your boyfriend?
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
The time to push candidates toward more progressive policies is NOT after they get in office. It’s before. We have to look out for everybody. That may include a type of person that is not in your life!
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
You can’t have it both ways. You can’t be “It’s simple math, vote blue no matter who, grow up” and ALSO believe you are fighting fascism by making calculations as to who’s expendable. The world we’re in now demands more from us. More from everyone.
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
It’s very simple and it’s been said over and over but I guess it needs saying continuously: if you deem one group too small to have equal rights you are enabling fascism, not fighting it. The people saying Dems are GREAT on trans rights are not paying attention and/or saying stuff like this.
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The Democrats defend the Kennedy Center but not trans people.
A building.

@treewarrior.bsky....
maybe because defending everything about a super small minority of the population is not worth losing to fascists
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SPLATTER @splatter.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
this person stands for nothing and will happily vote for those who are promising to enact fascist policies as long as the fascist policymaker has a D next to their name the word for this type of person is "collaborator"
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