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out with the old, cheated by the new

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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I just bit my tongue so hard I started making the noise the “SLOTH” guy makes when he comes to, in “Seven”
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Hemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
we have to stop imports because that's other countries stealing money from us, and we have to stop exports because that's other countries stealing goods from us at last we will throw off our shackles, no longer a nation plagued by trade
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
never doubt for one second that Canada would have been run by a dyed-in-the-wool Trump quisling if this dude had been elected
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
what if ed sheeran channels all his emotions about feeling sad and betrayed by making more songs. not so funny now is it
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
i love you president teeth. i mean president newteeth. no. president toothsome. presidenture newteeth some. FUCK i. love. president. chewsom
Gavin Newsom lookin regular and cool as all get out. kinda seems like he's got those wind up chattering teeth in his mouth and he's trying to play it cool as they clatter around
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This place can be good. I believe in it.
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
@clueheywood.bsky.social any advice for someone going to a Sturgill Simpson show next weekend on a friend’s rec, who doesn’t have much of a footing? What is/are the album(s) to get acquainted with beforehand?
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Scorigami @nflscorigami.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
🏈 CHI 59 - 37 CAR FINAL ✅ That's Scorigami!! It's the 1096th unique final score in NFL history.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
"The president is a stupid asshole" quickly became a trite observation but that's still the analysis that most accurately and succinctly explains almost everything that happens
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Don’t worry gang. As the box requests, I will enjoy these sunglasses responsibly.
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 11/09/2026
greatest Aussie moment in NFL history? this tackle by 30-year-old rookie punter Darren Bennett
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 30/08/2023
DIG through the fridges to MAKE some sandwiches theres HAM and what looks like arugula
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So many people don’t get how “I don’t have much money but I’m gonna put the tiny bit I have into at least something” is so much more appealing than “lol spinning the free art slot machine fuck me and fuck you dumb shits” is.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Good news for people who like things that are gross! Tim’s now has matcha lattes
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Hourly Videogame Box Art @vgboxart.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
POWERBALL
POWERBALL
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
This place is a real barrel of laughs these days, jfc
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arr @arr.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
my daughter is watching Hook and it's so magical to re-experience that from a child's perspective: the first time you realize a movie can absolutely suck shit
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
yes, they're the fucking same every fucking where
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 30/08/2026
Saw a post from someone who works at harborview medical center who said 3-5 of their 30 beds are usually lime scooter injuries and they call it lime disease
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
You know what’s boring is this prompt, which I’m seeing for something like the 8th time
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
watching Dr Katz and drinking soju. Nothing can touch me now.
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All The Right Movies @alltherightmovies.com · 25/08/2026
THE WIZARD OF OZ was released 87 years ago today. One of the most influential movies ever made, and the film that catapulted the career of Hollywood icon Judy Garland, the story of how it was made will have you heading for the yellow brick road… 1/58
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
found out today making swedish chef noises instead of throwing the ball gets her insanely pissed off
barking dog
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t think it’s fair that every single Jays pitcher is repeatedly injured over the course of a season. Can we have a do over.
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Karen K. Ho @karenho.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
It is frustrating trying to be an honest, considerate, hardworking person, when many signs indicate it is much more lucrative right now to be a liar and a grifter with no moral core or ethical framework for daily life. I just hope these people eventually get what they deserve.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
47 years old and you can reset the “Days since last in mosh pit” counter to zero.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Some low-rent entertainment show on the TV at the bar, plugging the latest dinosaur flick with the lead actors putting in their shift to promote it, and they kept calling her in the chyron “ANNA HATHAWAY.” So close! She’s actually (the world’s most famous actress) Anne Hathaway
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Tyler @okty.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
These shorts are high in omega 3 fratty acids
Salmon shorts
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
watching Jurassic Park. Spielberg's decision to have zero score whatsoever playing during the T Rex scene? 😚👌
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
🎶 If you're dancin on the bar tonight.. try not, to kick over this bottle 🎶
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I don't think the Premier League season should be allowed to kick off with an Arsenal win. Why would you want to start the year with bad vibes?
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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
EVERYONE - dashare.zone ADMIN
A SKELTEN HAULEN CHAIN'S IN HELL "EVERYONE SHOULD BE PAID DOUBLE WHAT THERE MAKING NOW AND HOT DOGS SHOULD BE FREE,THE ZOO SHOULD HAVE CATS YOU CAN PET, OUTLAW LEAF BLOWERS" JUST USE A FUCKEN RAKE , BURNING GASOLINE TO MOVE LEAFS SLOWER AND LOUDER THAN A RAKE IS SOMETHING AN AI DIPSHIT WOULD DO - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN
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The Onion @theonion.com · 19/08/2026
Democratic Socialism: Myth Vs. Fact theonion.com/democratic-socialism-m…
MYTH: The government will take away your money and give it to the poor.

FACT: You are the poor.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
here come the Toronto Blue Jays.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
here come the Toronto Blue Jays.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Fat Bastard stole my mojo
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Chiitan🌈ちぃたん☆ @chiitan.love · 13/08/2026
Good morning! 寝ちゃってましたっ☆
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Those apes were so bored. It was crazy. They’d be like “yawn.” Wild times.
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
hmm I’m still not really interested in employing AI in my everyday life. Maybe if the icon were sparklier?
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
did I already miss all the Karoline Leavitt schadenfreude or what? Usually these are some of the few days I actually want to hear about American politics, come on
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
🎶 I wanna know what sex is… I want you to show meee 🎵
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
walking around my house repeatedly saying, to no one: "Yesterday? Yesterday you said you'd call Sears."
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
hey did Elon choose "X" as the name for Twitter because it was the closest he could get to a swastika without just overtly stamping it with one? #coffeethoughts
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
interesting walk through the neighborhood
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
My job is forcing me to learn how to better do my job, which is a violation of my civil rights
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the World Cup misser @davegrapes.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
I long ago declared Hell Season for the Jays. Didn’t need another Yesavage injury to emphasize the point.
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Ken Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
The Only Multivitamin That Sounds Like Harrison Ford Is About to Say Something to You™
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