Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/09/2026The split keyboard perverts have won, but at what cost 31712
eunt.bsky.social @eunt.bsky.social · 24/07/2026the thing people r conveniently forgetting is that PERCY JACKSON IS A NEPO BABY 000
eunt.bsky.social @eunt.bsky.social · 14/05/2026ugh rip gojo you would've loved the 2023 world baseball classic 000
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialAlex Blechman @alexblechman.bsky.social · 18/04/2026It’s inaccurate to say Mario is brave and Luigi is cowardly Luigi is afraid of death, so he runs away from danger. Mario is afraid of living, so he runs towards death. Both brothers are cowards in their own way 96155143051
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialmtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 15/04/2026incredible that the lifelong Catholic in this specific situation is The Pope 9053891061
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialThe Athletic @theathletic.com · 18/03/2026Venezuela's World Baseball Classic win is the country's first championship in any international sports competition since 1945 🇻🇪🏆 161137156
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialvictoria zeller🫛 (RISEBALL, summer ‘27) @dirtbagqueer.rocks · 18/03/2026me taking the loaf of bread out of the oven 10 minutes too early 016413
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/03/2026They should make it so the U.S. team has to serve in the military if they lose, like how South Korea does with the Asian Cup. 1143648
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialkat, ghost of helenruthsghost @chaoskat.bsky.social · 18/03/2026Pretending like you are going to war instead of a baseball tournament and then losing at baseball is super funny 55272962
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialWyatt Sinclair @crumblsucks.wyattswickedgoods.com · 16/03/2026Jesus when he comes back to Earth: 26136623225
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 13/03/2026tfw you're a Hessian mercenary stationed in Trenton, New Jersey who just enjoyed celebrating Christmas with your boys 228134
eunt.bsky.social @eunt.bsky.social · 05/03/2026i'm pretty sure saying sorry one more time will cure the profound sense of personal failure festering deep within my battered soul 000
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialceej @ceej.online · 30/12/2025ME: (first day practicing Bug Law) May it please the Court— BUG JUDGE: (sternly) Bug Court. 554828754
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialregular meghan 나영지 🇵🇸 @ruemcclammyhand.bsky.social · 18/02/2026the energy with which i am wishing you all a happy new year 273272660
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialscare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 15/02/2026the Black Panthers were right 21148225347
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.social🦇 Harper 🔜 HHN35 🦇 @2manystripes.bsky.social · 13/02/2026we live in the ruins of a greater civilization 162233535838
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/02/2026*washes one (1) kitchen knife* 📣 ALRIGHT THAT'S A WRAP ON TUESDAY NIGHT CHORES GREAT JOB EVERYONE 1734720
eunt.bsky.social @eunt.bsky.social · 10/02/2026free will is a curse from god to trick me into jorkin it 000
eunt.bsky.social @eunt.bsky.social · 28/01/2026o my three graceful feline compatriots, mid-gallop in your sunrise frenzy... was the sharp report of my aging joints truly a sound so fearsome 010
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialJenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 23/01/2026Weed before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before weed…. ..I think I just peed 031
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 26/01/2026I miss the free speech Americans used to get from China 10711106
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialPatrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/01/2026The one totally meaningless thing that would completely rule would be if the pope excommunicated jd Vance. Low stakes, would change nothing, but would provoke a lot of really funny reactions from people I universally hate. It would be really great. He should do it. 232452322
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 25/12/2025i sold my antipsychotic meds to buy my ai girlfriend a new model upgrade for christmas. but then i found out she sold her data center to buy me a gun 334251762
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/12/2025Must be on an SSRI 1666762
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialJosh Goldstein @joshisimmigration.bsky.social · 16/12/2025One of the biggest moments of my career: USCIS canceled my client’s naturalization oath ceremony. We filed a lawsuit, went to trial, and the judge swore him in right there in the courtroom! 596264334600
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 16/12/2025not to generalize about a consumer electronics brand but if you try to post a picture in the fujifilm subreddit that you didn't take on vacation in japan they straight up kill you 1144914
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialYgrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 09/12/2025hey hon i just gave the cooktop a really good deep clean is it cool if we don’t make any meals on it for a few years 313815
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialJack Jenkins @jackjenkins.me · 07/12/2025UPDATE: Another Chicago-area church has put up an immigration-themed Nativity scene. A church member at Urban Village Church sent this one along, where Mary, Joseph and Jesus are gone and replaced with a sign that reads: “Due to ICE activity in our community, the Holy Family is in hiding.” 6480132771
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 07/12/2025If you've ever been to a naturalization ceremony, you know they're filled with people whose palpable love of this country is twenty times stronger than the pinched "patriotism" of any native-born MAGA chud. Just unspeakable assholery. 16161111535
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialRebecca Watson @skepchick.org · 06/12/2025me: religion is so embarrassing me listening to John Denver and the Muppets: A Christmas Together: god is real and he made a little frog puppet to tell us to be good to each other 19806106
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 24/11/2025it’s impossible to make your own pasta from scratch at home. no one has ever done it 571160105
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialjosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 20/11/2025In less than an hour we'll all be dead 5626613
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialNovelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/11/2025getting a text in the middle of the night and it's just my loathsome vizier saying "Your enemies lie in wait, my lord!!" what am I supposed to do with that. its four in the morning 6679301970
eunt.bsky.social @eunt.bsky.social · 13/11/2025call me a monster cast me out of society, i don't care !! pine apple banana pepper pizza 000
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 12/11/2025when new yorkers all experience something on social media it's like a rat that got ahold of a brazil nut. when upper midwesterners all experience something on social media it's a breathtaking dance of radiant light and color across the entire night sky 582145225
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/11/2025if you can't savor the villains losing you've lost the spark of beauty and ingenuity that makes life worth living 223694552
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialRevan @revan.eurosky.social · 02/11/2025Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column... 10771432267
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/11/2025This is a sport for perverts 13930118
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 31/10/2025why would he come for online trads like this 383857511
Reposted by @eunt.bsky.socialEric Stephen @ericstephen.bsky.social · 01/11/2025Glasnow threw 3 pitches, plenty more for Glaslater 1227023
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