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Jenna

@bluntcake.bsky.social
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think I harbor a deep seated resentment for this little life
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Me, a sympath, sensing that you’re sad(?) about something, but it’s kinda hard for me to tell because nothing has ever actually happened to me in my entire life
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
My fav part of karaoke night is always watching a guy get up on stage to sing “Creep”, thinking it’s a safe bet, and then I get to watch the fear enter their eyes as they get closer to the bridge and remember how the last minute of the song goes
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Imagine insulting someone in like the 1700’s and they clap back with “I know you are, but what am I?” but they’re the first person to ever use that rebuttal, so it actually kind of gags you and you’re too embarrassed to show your face in the market square for a fortnight.
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
It’s raining, it’s pouring, and my dear old Gerald is snoring, sleep impervious to the squall. My husband of 69 years, a humble farm hand whom I’ve always known to rise with the sun, now slumbers into late afternoon. Dr. Shaw says he may never wake after the head injury.
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 03/02/2026
headin to Sephora to pick up some cylinders
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Jenna @bluntcake.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
Weed before liquor, never been sicker; liquor before weed…. ..I think I just peed
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