Reposted by Ed PimentoBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Normalize being bored occasionally again. 14619
Reposted by Ed PimentoA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious. 5162361722
Reposted by Ed Pimentolauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026"2006 forever but slightly more bisexual" isn't the worst outcome for this timeline i guess 11898
Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I went into the big ending clambake after reading this. 010
Reposted by Ed PimentoBraden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty 721267
Reposted by Ed PimentoJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things 2589675
Reposted by Ed PimentoLindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026If I’m being honest I’m just surprised Eric Schmitt knew the Hawks were the Atlanta NBA team 1252
Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I feel dopey. A total schlub. Kinda lumpy. A doughy, dopey, lumpy schlub. 011
Reposted by Ed PimentoWill Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026It’s like we all got suck in the Roger and Me Extended Cinematic Universe together 1883
Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You may never see a glimmer of progress. Do it anyway. 010
Reposted by Ed PimentoKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Communication is key to making things worse 312258
Reposted by Ed Pimento🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one day the presidential fluids will get so low that he'll fall asleep during a press conference, shit himself, and then just never wake up. that'll be good television, i think 827819
Reposted by Ed Pimentomensch @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor. 1331997
Reposted by Ed Pimentoslice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Swifties only exist because they haven’t heard of Cannibal Corpse 24413
Reposted by Ed PimentoI'mWintersMom @imwintersmom.bsky.social · 25/09/2026being technically nice while making the message extremely clear is apparently passive aggressive. whatever 65516
Reposted by Ed PimentoJack Boot @jackboot.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Pandas rarely have sex and they only eat bamboo which they can barely get nutrition from because they have a meat eater's stomach. They are clumsy and fall out of trees all the time. They should have gone extinct ages ago. Dumb fucking pandas. 73113
Reposted by Ed PimentoYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026bring back quirky individual blogs! 71788
Reposted by Ed PimentoGenAAaarghhvieve 🧟♀️ @gensibayan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Club sandwich is the food of the gods imo 2132
Reposted by Ed Pimentosophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 03/09/2026anytime I see a scary monster I think "there's someone out there that wants to fuck the shit out of that thing" and I am less afraid 310530
Reposted by Ed PimentoDaniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 20/09/2026"Never admit that politicians did something you like. Always treat them like shit and never reward them for moving in tour direction" is just an insanely toxic and counter productive approach to electoral politics but a bunch of ppl on social media have convinced themselves its the best approach 27817
Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My friends had a hardcore band that was all gross out lyrics. The band was called Lard4Lube. Unfortunately, the name was funnier than any of the lyrics they came up with and the group came to nothing. So Lard4Lube is up for grabs. 111
Reposted by Ed PimentoAlicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 16/09/2026I think "piggy butter" is a much nicer name than lard 071
Reposted by Ed PimentoJoni Baloni 🐈💨 @kielbasanova.bsky.social · 17/09/2026When they say "We need to talk".... 043
Reposted by Ed PimentoHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 17/09/2026Oh also can someone please get rfk jr on the record saying he's fine with the kennedy center being torn down? I just think it'd be funny 1625
Reposted by Ed PimentoNes Lessman @neslessman.bsky.social · 16/09/2026The urge to call someone a jive turkey 35317
Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Could this be the evergreenest post that ever posted? 010
Reposted by Ed PimentoProfessa Murray @kalimurray.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Tierra Walker deserved care that would have saved her life. 1235
Reposted by Ed Pimentodawn of the debb @debbshock.com · 15/09/2026people so fucking dumb they should get the shit smacked out of them just for existing 1243
Reposted by Ed PimentoBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 15/09/2026Once more, for the people in the cheapening seats: "Overrated" is the prize adjective of people who have nothing to say worth listening to. 1565
Reposted by Ed Pimentoviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My mean girl belief is that people don't know how to read well enough to understand that Ishmael is hilarious and insane. 181
Reposted by Ed Pimentosophia ♥️🎃 @sophamir.bsky.social · 14/09/2026a man who has empathy and is able to express it logically is hot 0144
Reposted by Ed Pimento28 Days Lehner 🪦 @danlehner.bsky.social · 14/09/2026the 3.5 year old wanted “a grown up movie” as the plot of her bedtime story last night so I told her a sanitized, highly condensed version of “12 Angry Men” and she wanted me to change the ending so the kid goes to jail 81897
Reposted by Ed PimentoBoochy Boo @frenchys-goldau.bsky.social · 14/09/2026I've stolen candy from a baby and it was fucking awesome 14624
Reposted by Ed PimentoOrddu, Orwen, or Orgoch @troynovaunt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Halp I am being harassed by Grand Narratives of History 252
Reposted by Ed Pimentoashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 11/09/2026a friend’s nonprofit contracted someone for $25,000 for strategic planning work and got back 100 pages of ChatGPT slop please write it into your contracts that this is not what you’re paying for 24934161
Reposted by Ed Pimentoviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 22/11/2025The worst thing about being a middling cook who improvs a bunch is every once in a while you make something transcendent but you know you will never be able to recreate it so the pleasure of the eating is tempered by the melancholy of knowing that you will never have this dish again. 4313
Reposted by Ed PimentoChatham Harrison dba TRUMP DELENDUS EST @chathamharrison.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Sturgeon's law rules everything around me 0141
Reposted by Ed Pimentoviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 10/09/2026A fundamental part of my code as a hater is that I actually have to read/watch the things I criticize, not just the idea of it I have imagined. 4323
Reposted by Ed Pimentohugh61.bsky.social @hugh61.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have to admit, I’m a damn good cat petter. 074
Reposted by Ed Pimentoviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 08/09/2026Getting people to read a book that is different from other books is tough 0131
Reposted by Ed PimentoAdam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 08/09/2026I would read a doctoral dissertation on the prevalence and propagation of conspiracy theories among professional athletes 3261
Reposted by Ed Pimentoviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Garth Marenghi MrBeast 🤝 written more books than he's read 1182
Reposted by Ed PimentoDiane Duane @diane.dianeduane.com · 05/09/2026Sir Terry Pratchett being knighted. A happy memory: both that it happened, and that it happened when he could appreciate it. 381276
Reposted by Ed PimentoKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 22/07/2025Me: do that thing I like. Narrator: she doesn't like anything. 518259
Reposted by Ed PimentoYour Internet Friend Tom Tomorrow @tomtomorrow.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I have lived in Kansas, Iowa, Arkansas, Georgia, Florida, Illinois, California, Connecticut and New York, and picked up regionalisms and pronunciation tics from all of those places, I don't think I'll bother with the dialect quiz that's going around. 17921
Reposted by Ed Pimentoviolet allen @blipstress.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I still think that a lot of the elites of the litfic world today seem like they don't actually like literature and think that writer and critic are smart people jobs that they deserve for being smart people. 1344
Reposted by Ed PimentoMr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I have no sense of humour, no imagination, and I kinda smell like discount salami. Wanna be my girlfriend? 89834
