iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

Jessica Pishko @jesspish.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Since his values are rock-solid and never change, he's free to pivot in any direction to cope with shifts of tide & wind.

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"weaponized his vehicle" is the new "excited delirium"

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Misery 👻 @miseryhighlight.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I need a clone of me, but one that actually gets things done

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Ever watch THE LEFTOVERS? Where everybody is so fucking sick of cults that the ATF just wades in and wastes them when they get out of hand. Anyway, AI people.

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Kitten poster. Hang in there, homie.

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crAsh @crashbanzai.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Jersey, Oregon, or fabulously rich?

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His name is Mok Thanks a lot You think he's acting But he's not

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Kath Barbadoro @kathbarbadoro.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

im so grumpy today

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

We had a wonderful Rohingya restaurant called Sone Ze Ya in Kansas City that fell victim to Covid. That stuff is the ultra-bomb. Not only tasty but insanely colorful-the most beautiful food to look at.

Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

When Angua gets kidnapped in JINGO, and Carrot does NOTHING performative and EVERYTHING to actually get her back...that's what love is. You don't shake your fist at the sky and call down curses, you get to work.

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

I saw Maze w/Frankie Beverly in '99. Not only was I the only white person, I did not know that the audience typically wears WHITE at Frankie Beverly shows. This was just before Columbine so I was wearing my usual BLACK trenchcoat, Black T, Black jeans..... I got some LOOKS. Until the show started.

He was great as Scumbag Jimmy Olsen!

Still even odds he strokes out on the crapper tho.

The point of modern marketing is to get people to want what they have don't want already. When they rolled back the fuel standards in the 90s, Ford expanded its marketing budget for SUVs tenfold.

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Hosting a dinner party for 6-10 guests is not that fuckin' hard and treating it as such is part of the "Ugh I don't want to wear pants adulting is so hard" syndrome that is taking all the fun out of American life. I host a dinner party once a month & I am divorced male who enjoys cannabis.

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You can fit a full drum kit and still have room for a small bass amp.

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But American automakers decided to aggressively push bigger cars for their higher profit margin. People weren't clamoring for a civilian hum-vee. AMC marketed the shit out of it. Consumer sentiment doesn't happen in a vacuum. The automakers have some responsibility here.

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

The amount of sugar in breakfast cereal has been radically reduced over the last 50 years. So much so that the texture as well as the taste has changed.

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I'm glad the show "Reservation Dogs" made more of the country aware of "shitass." It's the spiritual cousin of those other two.

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I've always wanted to be consumed by a gigantic demon woman.

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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Hey, I’m just asking questions. Ignorant questions, bigoted questions, questions that have been repeatedly answered for many years. Sorry, but I’m not listening to answers right now; I’m far too busy asking questions. It’s called being intellectually curious.

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2026

"2006 forever but slightly more bisexual" isn't the worst outcome for this timeline i guess

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I went into the big ending clambake after reading this.

Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Take me down to the paradise city where you learn to read and your posts aren’t shitty

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

(guy inventing mayonnaise) yoooo i'm bored let's whisk some things

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Lindsay Fickas @lindsayfickas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

If I’m being honest I’m just surprised Eric Schmitt knew the Hawks were the Atlanta NBA team

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Looking swank! And slightly windblown.

Every trailer park dude I grew up around would spot this guy as "a pure-D pussy." Even very, VERY stupid men understand that without at least a LITTLE humility you come off like a sniveling candy-ass. I guess this dude is a step beyond "very, very stupid."

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I’m the only one of you who isn’t horribly twisted (Audio Recording Program Certificate, Long Beach City College.)

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The number one boast of RFKjr fans is “He took on Monsanto!” The fuckin’ myth of Erin Brockovich, I swear…

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I feel dopey. A total schlub. Kinda lumpy. A doughy, dopey, lumpy schlub.

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I’m in higher Ed and I’m pretty panicky about the number of foreign students that aren’t coming. The med school resident application numbers were down 20%. Two years ago we were cementing our position as the center of science and academia worldwide. Nobody at my school has that confidence anymore.

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was underemployed for a decade and change. The Biden Boom got me my best job and the most security I’ve ever experienced. At 50.

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Will Stancil @whstancil.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

It’s like we all got suck in the Roger and Me Extended Cinematic Universe together

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You may never see a glimmer of progress. Do it anyway.

Kellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

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Communication is key to making things worse

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🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

one day the presidential fluids will get so low that he'll fall asleep during a press conference, shit himself, and then just never wake up. that'll be good television, i think

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geist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If being poor has taught me anything, it’s that it sucks to be poor.

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm a different flavor of this. I was the "smartest kid anybody in this trailer park ever met." I moved to L.A. at 19 and had the Ayn smacked off of me real fuckin' quick.

slice @noahgrim.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

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Swifties only exist because they haven’t heard of Cannibal Corpse

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Dodged a bullet there, homie.

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Ed Pimento @edpimento.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

“There’s something that’s pretty interesting in this piece of art whether you enjoy the piece or not” is a level I have given up ever reaching on social media.