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DS9 Assay Office Clerk

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The assay office is the most secure location on the station.

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Lex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 11/10/2026
this story happens all the time btw. like constantly. everywhere
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John Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade
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A.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
It's because they can't afford to live.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
thinking again of pigfuture-no-humans. a great hogg trampling, and an encrumbling of our bones and of the bones of our ribbon cities that shit metal. a cloven end to our twilight
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
The Killing Dog: Hello. I'm the Killing Dog. My friends call me Lumbretius. I'll be killing you this evening. I'd like to begin. me: i think you're at the wrong house. i'm expecting the murder zebra The Killing Dog: Marvelous. Another bogus dispatch. Well, see you. Tell the old Stripe you saw me.
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
my boy Frultus: Theres a guy named Little Peanut hanging out down by the boats acting all jiggly. We're gonna go rile him up. U coming? me: rile him up like what my boy Frultus: Like call him backward and shit. Cause tricks on him me: is he backward though ? my boy Frultus: No. He's much our better
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire
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andy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026
It's really comin down out there (civilization)
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Katie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/09/2026
Fully electric aviation has some major challenges (mostly: batteries are heavy and don't get lighter as they get used up) but I love the idea of decreasing aircraft emissions through a hybrid approach, perhaps as a step toward new, clever solutions for fully electric air transport in the future.
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
artificial girl intelligence
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots.
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Skinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
it’s the little things, like a soft breeze through an open window, birds chirping, and coffee fueled delusions of grandeur
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
[windswept, pandemonic howling]
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DS9 Assay Office Clerk @ds9assayoffice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
My pronouns are "vim" and "vigor."
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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear
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austin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 11/09/2026
on this horrible anniversary, let’s all celebrate an obscure hero: FAA national operations manager ben sliney, whose first day of work was 9/11/2001 and who flawlessly executed a never-before-attempted complete closure of US airspace
en.wikipedia.org
Ben Sliney - Wikipedia
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough
Supermarket aisle sign with items listed top to bottom: Can Fish, Microwave, Soup.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
“So, what’s next?” “Wanna shit on some cars?” “Like last night.” “Well, yeah.” “And the night before.” “What’s your point, Artie?” “Nothing, let’s go.” “C’mon, what’s wrong?” “Just a touch of ennui, I guess.” “Let’s go find you a nice shiny Tesla.” “Okay, that might cheer me up.”
A group of pigeons is perched on a red tray in a restaurant, near a cup and other food. The setting is casual, with a table and chairs visible in the background.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
it’s not that i’m trying to act younger than my age, it’s that i’m genuinely immature
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
out of milk for my coffee so i had to use chocolate ice cream :\
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Kellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Nobody knows what I’m up to including me
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Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026
The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences.
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 15/07/2024
I shit you not. There used to be a phone number you could call to get the time and temperature
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PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 14/08/2024
Bluesky has taught me if you have nothing important to say. Just say it anyway
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Moist Mouth Noises On NPR @inflatabletrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Pure desert shit
Photo of the moon behind a large saguaro cactus
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cryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026
good news
ad mockup for new Barilla "One Single Brick-Sized Noodle" (Al Dente Perfection in 38-40 minutes) with image of cooked brick-sized noodle on a plate with sauce and grated parmesan.
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice.
Drone Metal Orthodox Priest Guitarist Responds to Fascism, Homophobia Accusations
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W.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused.
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Senator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 27/08/2026
Trump is a narcissist who, if he can't have his name on the Kennedy Center, wants to destroy it. It's a metaphor for his presidency: if Trump doesn't get his way, the American people pay.   The Kennedy Center & every monument in America belong to the people. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...
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Trump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovations
The DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.”
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JSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Dude’s selling a 25% off discount beef and he’s our President.
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Alex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Sure, it killed millions of people and destroyed millions more lives, but at least it put an end to Hindu-Muslim antagonisms in South Asia forever and India and Pakistan have had a completely peaceful and harmonious relationship ever since.
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stack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Launching a new line of high-end gummies. Key flavors are buckwheat, camphor, rosewood, shale, egg noodle. Box reads "You are like a wave that forgot about the sea"
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Dave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Good morning
Tesco the golden retriever lying on the grass outside, her tongue out and looking happily toward the camera
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
if it starts to get out that you can just band together in democratic processes and voluntary social and labor organizations and offer the plutocrats a real and clear choice between jail/being beaten to a pulp and sharing the pie, well. it's over for these hoes
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Sridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
My boss tells me what to do even though we're both equally adults.
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little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
38 year olds are so tired because 99% of their energy is spent producing jet engine decibel-level sneezes
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
Me surrounding my enemies with tens of billions of dollars worth of state of the art military hardware: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me watching my enemy destroy tens of billions of dollars worth of state of the art military hardware using medium range munitions: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
(Hot Pockets jingle voice): Bog Waffles…🎶
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Sell 👏🏻 weed 👏🏻 at 👏🏻 airports.
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Don't Democrats realize the median voter will never go for... *checks notes* finding and treating cancer?
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Little Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️‍🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Be a real shame if the name of Taylor Farms was linked to slave labor due to their actions.
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
With the US strategic defeat by Iran, what are the long held assumptions that must be revised? "All the foundations of the unipolar world have vanished. " @policytensor sums up what we have learned since February. Hard to disagree with any of them.
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sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
long story short *screams*
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Starfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
All nerd hobbies can have the social structure of their communities quantitatively measured with the Q:N (Queer to Nazi) ratio. Pokémon is 8:1. Warhammer is 1:1. Paradox Games are 1:1 but different from Warhammer because the queers and Nazis are the same people.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Hello. My name is "First Buddy" Elon Musk. Open your womb to my glop.
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