Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkLex McMenamin (they/them) @lexmcmenamin.com · 11/10/2026this story happens all the time btw. like constantly. everywhere 41413306
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 10/10/2026*Life gives me lemons *I make lemonade *Life pees in the lemonade 16423
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkA.R. Moxon @juliusgoat.bsky.social · 08/10/2026It's because they can't afford to live. 521584238
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026thinking again of pigfuture-no-humans. a great hogg trampling, and an encrumbling of our bones and of the bones of our ribbon cities that shit metal. a cloven end to our twilight 2271
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026The Killing Dog: Hello. I'm the Killing Dog. My friends call me Lumbretius. I'll be killing you this evening. I'd like to begin. me: i think you're at the wrong house. i'm expecting the murder zebra The Killing Dog: Marvelous. Another bogus dispatch. Well, see you. Tell the old Stripe you saw me. 0354
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkrare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 07/10/2026my boy Frultus: Theres a guy named Little Peanut hanging out down by the boats acting all jiggly. We're gonna go rile him up. U coming? me: rile him up like what my boy Frultus: Like call him backward and shit. Cause tricks on him me: is he backward though ? my boy Frultus: No. He's much our better 0556
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026One huge problem with AI is that it was designed to have the ethics of a billionaire 6460112
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 26/09/2026It's really comin down out there (civilization) 262373467
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkKatie Mack @astrokatie.com · 20/09/2026Fully electric aviation has some major challenges (mostly: batteries are heavy and don't get lighter as they get used up) but I love the idea of decreasing aircraft emissions through a hybrid approach, perhaps as a step toward new, clever solutions for fully electric air transport in the future. 741900320
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026artificial girl intelligence 2675
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkJason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 18/09/2026We didn’t have fidget spinners when I was a kid. We had cigarettes 23496139
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 18/09/2026It’s very simple. A reality TV host became dictator because he turned down a role for Sharknado 4 and that’s why the king of outer space, who cheats at Diablo, got to kill Africa. Now the economy is controlled by a sex cult that has something to do with Harry Potter fanfic because of robots. 15786472562
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkSkinnie Talls @skinnietalls.bsky.social · 18/09/2026it’s the little things, like a soft breeze through an open window, birds chirping, and coffee fueled delusions of grandeur 28140
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026[windswept, pandemonic howling] 46212
DS9 Assay Office Clerk @ds9assayoffice.bsky.social · 15/09/2026My pronouns are "vim" and "vigor." 000
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkViktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 12/09/2026In ancient Greece, it was considered bad luck to be attacked by a bear 1630467
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkaustin (eeek!/ackkk! 👻) @thebadcode.com · 11/09/2026on this horrible anniversary, let’s all celebrate an obscure hero: FAA national operations manager ben sliney, whose first day of work was 9/11/2001 and who flawlessly executed a never-before-attempted complete closure of US airspaceen.wikipedia.orgBen Sliney - Wikipedia 316138
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 04/09/2026they’ll figure it out if they get hungry enough 8983852024
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“So, what’s next?” “Wanna shit on some cars?” “Like last night.” “Well, yeah.” “And the night before.” “What’s your point, Artie?” “Nothing, let’s go.” “C’mon, what’s wrong?” “Just a touch of ennui, I guess.” “Let’s go find you a nice shiny Tesla.” “Okay, that might cheer me up.” 427960
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 07/09/2026it’s not that i’m trying to act younger than my age, it’s that i’m genuinely immature 518746
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026out of milk for my coffee so i had to use chocolate ice cream :\ 283207476
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkKellaweena @kellalena.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Nobody knows what I’m up to including me 215075
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkDr. Lucky Tran @luckytran.com · 26/08/2026The FDA just approved daraxonrasib, a breakthrough drug for advanced pancreatic cancer that doubles survival time. This is huge: pancreatic cancer was once thought untreatable. The researchers received a standing ovation when they presented the trial results, unheard of at scientific conferences. 205122373302
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerk PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 15/07/2024I shit you not. There used to be a phone number you could call to get the time and temperature 95752127
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerk PhantomDeeks 🫶 @deeks549.bsky.social · 14/08/2024Bluesky has taught me if you have nothing important to say. Just say it anyway 19643170
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkMoist Mouth Noises On NPR @inflatabletrex.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Pure desert shit 0246
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkcryptic 🦇 pollinator @magicscience.info · 28/08/2026good news 593844896
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 26/08/2026[sighing to my wife at the table of a nice restaurant] No no no, milkshake ducks are just for racism. if you're complaining about fascists or homophobes, that's a drone metal orthodox priest guitarist. You don't think it makes a difference, but I'm saying it does. I am not raising my voice. 394102677
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkW.E.D.em Boyz @leftistwonk.bsky.social · 27/08/2026ICE has fallen out of the headlines but July marked the largest number of migrant detentions ever on record. Five migrants have died in ICE custody in the last two months. It's also currently impossible to legally migrate to this country, as 100% of visa applications have been paused. 4049152533
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkSenator Chris Van Hollen @vanhollen.senate.gov · 27/08/2026Trump is a narcissist who, if he can't have his name on the Kennedy Center, wants to destroy it. It's a metaphor for his presidency: if Trump doesn't get his way, the American people pay. The Kennedy Center & every monument in America belong to the people. www.nbcnews.com/politics/tru...nbcnews.comTrump administration says it might demolish the Kennedy Center if court blocks renovationsThe DOJ attorneys called the Kennedy Center “structurally unsound, fundamentally unsafe, and embarrassing to the Nation’s Capital.” 85932290
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkJSlow @jslow.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Dude’s selling a 25% off discount beef and he’s our President. 1102
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkAlex Says Stuff @alexsaysstuff.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Sure, it killed millions of people and destroyed millions more lives, but at least it put an end to Hindu-Muslim antagonisms in South Asia forever and India and Pakistan have had a completely peaceful and harmonious relationship ever since. 215122
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkstack of scares @stackofbears.bsky.social · 17/08/2026Launching a new line of high-end gummies. Key flavors are buckwheat, camphor, rosewood, shale, egg noodle. Box reads "You are like a wave that forgot about the sea" 335834
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 14/08/2026Good morning 711610
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 10/08/2026if it starts to get out that you can just band together in democratic processes and voluntary social and labor organizations and offer the plutocrats a real and clear choice between jail/being beaten to a pulp and sharing the pie, well. it's over for these hoes 10962109
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkSridhar Ramesh @radishharmers.bsky.social · 03/05/2026My boss tells me what to do even though we're both equally adults. 1033715
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerklittle lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 08/08/2026I hate it when they call me a biter. I have a vast and rich interior life. I am not defined by my biting 12925160
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 08/08/202638 year olds are so tired because 99% of their energy is spent producing jet engine decibel-level sneezes 1426021
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 08/08/2026Me surrounding my enemies with tens of billions of dollars worth of state of the art military hardware: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!! Me watching my enemy destroy tens of billions of dollars worth of state of the art military hardware using medium range munitions: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck. 119117
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerkadamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 06/08/2026(Hot Pockets jingle voice): Bog Waffles…🎶 062
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkLittle Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Sell 👏🏻 weed 👏🏻 at 👏🏻 airports. 043
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkLittle Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Don't Democrats realize the median voter will never go for... *checks notes* finding and treating cancer? 011
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkLittle Bisexual Raccoon 🏳️🌈🦝 @roastedcauliflower.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Be a real shame if the name of Taylor Farms was linked to slave labor due to their actions. 001
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkAlbert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 03/08/2026With the US strategic defeat by Iran, what are the long held assumptions that must be revised? "All the foundations of the unipolar world have vanished. " @policytensor sums up what we have learned since February. Hard to disagree with any of them. 312451
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office Clerksweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 03/08/2026long story short *screams* 116972
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkStarfire’s Deranged Neocon Foreign Policy Podcast @irhottakes.bsky.social · 03/08/2026All nerd hobbies can have the social structure of their communities quantitatively measured with the Q:N (Queer to Nazi) ratio. Pokémon is 8:1. Warhammer is 1:1. Paradox Games are 1:1 but different from Warhammer because the queers and Nazis are the same people. 391043156
Reposted by DS9 Assay Office ClerkMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 02/08/2026Hello. My name is "First Buddy" Elon Musk. Open your womb to my glop. 2494