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austin (e/accordion 🪗)

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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 2h
this is actually why i pulled the ejection handle on the ant ecosystem ~when opus 5 dropped. i’ve only recently had the patience to go back and lobotomize all the insane things that got written into markdown files and memories that were getting loaded into every context window
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 2h
to serve man
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3h
thinking about getting really into pistachio
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3h
is it nominative determinism that one of the bay area GA airports has the code “SQL”
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3h
i’ve had claude recommend restaurants and then after-the-fact asked it to recommend a specific item off the menu and it picks what i actually ordered more often than not, which is INCREDIBLY ANNOYING
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h
“reposting” is v funny. you can have a whole relationship with someone online that’s effectively just printing out things they said and stapling them to the front of your house while otherwise never speaking to each other
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h
i think it’s very grim that we have to speculate about how tractable it is to coerce this new technology into deliberately telling malicious falsehoods
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h
[NATURALIST WATCHING MY ANCESTORS]: let’s call this species the Big-Brained Pussy-Getters
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h
people might not be aware that computer science became “the default major” around the time of the facebook ipo
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h
we live in an era of absolutely astounding civilizational efficiency and there is still so much left to do
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 19h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 14h
wicked. wicked. jungle is massive
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 14h
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 15h
do you have a wallet? cool! buy a box of these and put a few in your wallet and become a hero
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 16h
o11y hacks: add “number of visits to your status page” as an alert
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 16h
a motion sensor just turned off all my hotel room lights and i would kill another 100m here in the dark
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 16h
why would i lie?
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 19h
i would kill 100 million people to never deal with a hotel’s wifi captive portal ever again
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 21h
on the kinda shit where you take the quiet bridge approach
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 21h
yall are relaxing while i’m tincture-maxxing
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
we’re spending trillions of dollars to domesticate text elementals and i think analogizing to the first wolves that decided to sleep near our fires is appropriate
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
the only thing i have to say about fraternity discourse is that my school had an undergrad die from alcohol poisoning the year before i enrolled so they forced the entire greek system to move off campus and that effectively ended it
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
i will bet anyone $100 that the dj at jd vance’s wedding played “the impression that i get” and that it absolutely killed
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
i have recently hardened my stance on this: if you’re committing to a single lab/inference provider you’re ngmi
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
a crow as emperor commodus giving the infamous thumbs down from gladiator
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
fun fact: wayne industries campaigned aggressively against unleaded gasoline
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the fool @agnoster.net · 29/09/2026
the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it
Retro-futurist propaganda poster overlooking a radiant, green utopian city of rivers, bridges, gardens, and gleaming towers at sunrise. Four people and a shaggy dog sit on a flower-covered hillside, gazing toward the city. Across the sky in huge block lettering: “the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it.”
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
beverly hills. thats where i want to be
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
getting a michael clayton-style hit squad sent for me after suggesting dishwashers should have transparent fronts
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norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
furiously slapping my screen like this when I get a @croissanthology.com notification
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
hi straight cis dude here and this is true
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026
the real cognitive deskilling is schitts creek gifs
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
the two kinds of internet reviews: 1) my meal was bad and i felt tricked. two stars. 2) they didn’t even use my favorite brand of wallpaper glue???? 0 stars and i have retained legal counsel
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
smart hands fixed a gpu box of ours and when it came back up it immediately rejoined the work queue. technician texted me “yes, works now. like airplane”
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
my promise to you is that, if elected, i will require a government license to have 100k followers
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
i was endowed with a unique and immortal soul to meet and exceed key performance indicators
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
hell yeah
thai gang-om soup with tofu
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
don’t let the bastards grind you down
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
"kyc" stands for "know your customer is a computer"
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
i have apparently purged the fell spirits that were haunting my Discover Weekly playlist and it's back to bangers
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AT Protocol Developers @atproto.com · 28/09/2026
The organization that governs the PLC Directory now formally exists as a registered Swiss Association and has taken the first steps towards being able to independently operate the directory. blog.plcred.org/3mwlphq42d227
blog.plcred.org
First steps of the PLC organization
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
you describe your current job in the information economy while a 14yo using an open-weight model automates it out of existence
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
there are two kinds of water usage: normal and by-the-acre-foot
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
live your life in such a way that you dont have to hide your company's swag
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
gm
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
🤘 i forgot my headphones, i guess ill just hold my phone to my ear but thats all right, ill just play something everyone else wants to hear 🤘
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Politics island is outnumbered by the hostile mainland that oppose our way of life. A nuclear deterrent is necessary.
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hailey @hailey.at · 27/09/2026
unironically, bluesky is the social website for ML. couldn’t do this anywhere else
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austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026
the biggest economic revolution in human history is unfolding as we speak, potentially ushering in an era of universal post-scarcity socialism, and chapo is putting out 6hr podcasts on mid-at-best from soft games
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