austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 2hthis is actually why i pulled the ejection handle on the ant ecosystem ~when opus 5 dropped. i’ve only recently had the patience to go back and lobotomize all the insane things that got written into markdown files and memories that were getting loaded into every context window 4280
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3his it nominative determinism that one of the bay area GA airports has the code “SQL” 180
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 3hi’ve had claude recommend restaurants and then after-the-fact asked it to recommend a specific item off the menu and it picks what i actually ordered more often than not, which is INCREDIBLY ANNOYING 150
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h“reposting” is v funny. you can have a whole relationship with someone online that’s effectively just printing out things they said and stapling them to the front of your house while otherwise never speaking to each other 1848
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4hi think it’s very grim that we have to speculate about how tractable it is to coerce this new technology into deliberately telling malicious falsehoods 1110
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4h[NATURALIST WATCHING MY ANCESTORS]: let’s call this species the Big-Brained Pussy-Getters 030
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4hpeople might not be aware that computer science became “the default major” around the time of the facebook ipo 69012
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 4hwe live in an era of absolutely astounding civilizational efficiency and there is still so much left to do 0102
Reposted by austin (e/accordion 🪗)Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 19hnot sure why I made this but now you have to see it 8370852752
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 15hdo you have a wallet? cool! buy a box of these and put a few in your wallet and become a hero 1120
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 16ho11y hacks: add “number of visits to your status page” as an alert 49610
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 16ha motion sensor just turned off all my hotel room lights and i would kill another 100m here in the dark 170
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 19hi would kill 100 million people to never deal with a hotel’s wifi captive portal ever again 8914
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 21hon the kinda shit where you take the quiet bridge approach 150
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026we’re spending trillions of dollars to domesticate text elementals and i think analogizing to the first wolves that decided to sleep near our fires is appropriate 1152
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026the only thing i have to say about fraternity discourse is that my school had an undergrad die from alcohol poisoning the year before i enrolled so they forced the entire greek system to move off campus and that effectively ended it 010
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026i will bet anyone $100 that the dj at jd vance’s wedding played “the impression that i get” and that it absolutely killed 000
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026i have recently hardened my stance on this: if you’re committing to a single lab/inference provider you’re ngmi 61006
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026fun fact: wayne industries campaigned aggressively against unleaded gasoline 070
Reposted by austin (e/accordion 🪗)the fool @agnoster.net · 29/09/2026the future could be magnificent, and you deserve a share of it 316727
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026getting a michael clayton-style hit squad sent for me after suggesting dishwashers should have transparent fronts 270
Reposted by austin (e/accordion 🪗)norvid_studies @norvid-studies.bsky.social · 29/09/2026furiously slapping my screen like this when I get a @croissanthology.com notification 141
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 29/09/2026the real cognitive deskilling is schitts creek gifs 1251
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026the two kinds of internet reviews: 1) my meal was bad and i felt tricked. two stars. 2) they didn’t even use my favorite brand of wallpaper glue???? 0 stars and i have retained legal counsel 082
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026smart hands fixed a gpu box of ours and when it came back up it immediately rejoined the work queue. technician texted me “yes, works now. like airplane” 3405
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026my promise to you is that, if elected, i will require a government license to have 100k followers 5911
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026i was endowed with a unique and immortal soul to meet and exceed key performance indicators 37512
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026"kyc" stands for "know your customer is a computer" 1340
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026i have apparently purged the fell spirits that were haunting my Discover Weekly playlist and it's back to bangers 000
Reposted by austin (e/accordion 🪗)AT Protocol Developers @atproto.com · 28/09/2026The organization that governs the PLC Directory now formally exists as a registered Swiss Association and has taken the first steps towards being able to independently operate the directory. blog.plcred.org/3mwlphq42d227blog.plcred.orgFirst steps of the PLC organization 213432
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026you describe your current job in the information economy while a 14yo using an open-weight model automates it out of existence 3210
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026there are two kinds of water usage: normal and by-the-acre-foot 1180
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026live your life in such a way that you dont have to hide your company's swag 1031748
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026🤘 i forgot my headphones, i guess ill just hold my phone to my ear but thats all right, ill just play something everyone else wants to hear 🤘 130
Reposted by austin (e/accordion 🪗)William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Politics island is outnumbered by the hostile mainland that oppose our way of life. A nuclear deterrent is necessary. 40732116
Reposted by austin (e/accordion 🪗)hailey @hailey.at · 27/09/2026unironically, bluesky is the social website for ML. couldn’t do this anywhere else 526115
austin (e/accordion 🪗) @thebadcode.com · 28/09/2026the biggest economic revolution in human history is unfolding as we speak, potentially ushering in an era of universal post-scarcity socialism, and chapo is putting out 6hr podcasts on mid-at-best from soft games 0111