iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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ceej @ceej.online · 05/10/2026

we don't have time for another plague apocalypse. we already did that. we're on to robot apocalypse now, try to catch up. next in line is fungal apocalypse. please consult the schedule

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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 19/09/2026

I'm MrFeast and I just let six libertarians into these woods and me and my friends are going to hunt and eat them. The winner is the last one alive, and he gets some money and all he has to do is watch his friends get devoured. We eat him after he gets to hold the money.

a husky wolf holding a paw up to the camera and it looks like he's taking a selfie

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Well, stop doing shit like that, you’re supposed to be a newspaper not a journalism inception or circle-jerk or whatever this is…

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

I think the vital constraint is the ratio of pudding to sweatpants.

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Artologica aka Michele Banks @artologica.net · 18/09/2026

I love you, stoned Yoda bunny

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

To Whom It May Concern: I do not need to see even one more news account of that runner who crapped herself. You can stop now. You could have stopped last week, even better.

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Ah, the delectable woofy slapping soup.

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Frank Conniff @frankconniff.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Welcome back, Senator McConnell.

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 13/09/2026

You know what would rule? If Germany annexed the Sudetenland…

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Space Moddity (they/them) @doktormod.bsky.social · 12/08/2024

Ah yes, my old nemesis: having to do things

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Whatever other criticism you may have of this administration, they are clearly all-time leaders in angry lunging.

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

My username is now showing up as “InvalidHandle” and I think I’m okay with that

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Free small-business idea for anyone living in a place with freight-train tracks: Charge $2 plus postage to mail people a Trump dollar that has been locomotive-smushed.

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Eric @toleranceleft.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Question from the Reddit Ask Me Anything: “Another coyote just went viral in SoCal for being the first known coyote to capture a road runner. How does that make you feel?”

Wile E Coyote’s response, as he sits behind a desk and points to a sign he made, which reads: “WE CANNOT JUDGE OUR WORTH ON THE WORK OF OTHERS”

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

Can you OD on ketamine and if so what’s the holdup

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

*someone steals my phone* "Oh no! my means of production!"

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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 01/08/2026

Clacton bin day leaflet, make sure the local Facebook and tiktok groups have a copy

Clacton bin day changes leaflet, introducing a new MP disposal service on 14th of August

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 18/07/2026

It was pretty good, but not sure it lived up to the hype…

Promo image from “Oddworld: Abe’s Odyssee.”

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Alex von Tunzelmann @alexvont.bsky.social · 16/07/2026

This isn’t vandalism, it’s art – and reminds me I must watch They Live again

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ceej @ceej.online · 16/07/2026

gonna start talking like this to my boss

screenshot where claude is saying "Good catch -- I fabricated that figure."

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The New York Times @nytimes.com · 14/07/2026

Pat Oliphant, the dean of political cartoonists, who drew and sometimes eviscerated a rogues’ gallery of presidents, pedophile priests, warmongers and other editorial-page villains for American newspaper and online readers for half a century, died on Monday. He was 90.

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Pat Oliphant, Cartoonist Who Skewered the Powerful, Dies at 90

The winner of countless awards, including a Pulitzer Prize, he was described in 1990 as “the most influential political cartoonist now working.”

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Robert Loerzel @robertloerzel.bsky.social · 11/07/2026

This is the weekend when the Music Box shows Looney Tunes cartoons on 35mm for free, part of Southport Art Fest. 10 a.m. to 3 p.m. Saturday and 10 a.m. to 1 p.m. Sunday. musicboxtheatre.com/films-and-ev...

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

legit question for people who didn't see this coming: who ties your shoes

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Seth Abramson @sethabramson.bsky.social · 30/06/2026

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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

New app: do you want to enable notifications? Me: I don't even want to have this phone

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Nuclear Winter @4slars.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

I don't know about other Americans, but I'm not especially enjoying my controlled flight into terrain.

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captain bleach @blainecapatch.bsky.social · 25/08/2023

i like to tell the barista my name is Rabber Nabbafrabbitt so when they call it out they sound like an old-timey prospector

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Andy Vitek @avitek.bsky.social · 11/06/2026

Fukuyama: We have reached the end of history. History: It's 2026, and an official branch of the Ukrainian armed forces is tweeting about how drone striking Andrew Tate while he's clout farming with the Russian military would be fun, but is sadly a war crime. Get bent old man.

Ukrainian USF tweet: "Ok, fellas, we see all your tags and we get it.

But.
Being a shitty person doesn't make someone a legitimate military target under international law. Climbing on a tank for internet clout isn't enough to become a combatant.

Do something that actually qualifies — then we can talk. Until then, we'll keep our drones for real military targets 😉"

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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 02/06/2026

I don't like reading sentences anymore

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Elizabeth Spiers @espiers.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Also anyone with any actual experience managing a newsroom knows that if you have real reporters in your bullpen they will confront you with real questions about your intentions. If you can’t handle it, you have no business managing a newsroom.

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Erik Hane @erikhane.bsky.social · 30/05/2026

Oh did you guys not enjoy Chud Stalingrad

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adamweintraub.bsky.social @adamweintraub.bsky.social · 31/05/2026

There is a pretty good chance that if he attempts to sing anything, it will be “YMCA,” and he still won’t know what it’s about.

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darth™️ @darthbluesky.bsky.social · 29/05/2026

'vanilla ice congratulations u are the opening act and your planned set is 10 minutes but we are sure the 30 minutes you are set to perform will be appreciated for the entire 45 minutes also congratulations u are the closing act"

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 28/05/2026

When your co-worker's like, "I support erasing your history and the voting districts your ancestors fought and died for. Anyway, let's get out there and beat the Eagles. High-five!"

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Kto Kounotoritoken Side Eye Boy

ALT: Kto Kounotoritoken Side Eye Boy

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George Wallace @mrgeorgewallace.bsky.social · 25/05/2026

Remembering those who gave all.

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