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Zach Schonfeld

@zachschonfeld.bsky.social
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Freelance writer and editor. Contributor to Pitchfork, Paste, Vulture, The Guardian, etc. Author of two books. Still sitting in a room. Email: zschonfeld@gmail.com.

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A L I E N Cerny @alancerny.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Been on an R.E.M. kick lately, still my favorite band of all time. And honestly, I'd rather they broke up than just turn in lackluster work and hate each other. They're still friends, and the albums are out there to be discovered and appreciated.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm 36 today, which means I'm now the same age that Jack Nicholson was in Chinatown. Why doesn't my face look like that.
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Gabriel Roth @gabrielroth.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Members of other generations — even our pals the geriatric millennials and our new allies in Gen Z — simply cannot understand what that band meant to us, too much of the historical context has been lost for good
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
ska priest, somberly: pick it up pick it up (ska pall bearers hoist up coffin)
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
R.E.M. broke up 15 years ago this month, an event that sent such shockwaves through the Gen X community that it was mentioned by both my hometown rabbi in his Rosh Hashanah sermon and Thom Yorke onstage when I saw Radiohead that week.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Caught an incredible show over the weekend—Erik Hall presenting a one-man performance of "Music for 18 Musicians," toggling between piano, keys, and guitar by himself
Musician and composer Erik Hall seated at a grand piano, performing at National Sawdust on September 26, 2026.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Went to a psychiatrist last week. I said, "Doc, you gotta help me. I'm convinced I'm the guy from Crash Test Dummies!" The doctor said, "Any other symptoms, such as shaking and lurching all over the church floor?" I said, "Not me personally, no. But once there was this boy who—
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Thoroughly enjoyed this interview with a guy who spent five years writing an unauthorized novelization of The Mask for no particular reason
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The Mask
Hello and welcome to the ZERO CRED weekly whatever column in which I run down what’s new in music, books, movies, etc.
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Telephone Friend @ironyhat.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Best railcar graffiti I've ever seen
nine inch nails pretty freight machine
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
It's not necessarily Taylor Swift's fault, it's just that "billionaire in love with pro football player-slash-podcaster" is a set of conditions scientifically guaranteed to produce some of the worst art imaginable.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I will now sell five deluxe edition Target Exclusives of The Three E.P.'s by the Beta Band.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Very honored to have contributed a booklet essay to the new 4K UHD release of one of my favorite movies, Vampire's Kiss.
A photo of me holding up the new 4K UHD release of Vampire's Kiss (1989), with trees and bushes in the background.The booklet that comes with the new 4K UHD edition of Vampire's Kiss. It's opened to an essay titled "Inside the Laboratory: On Nicolas Cage's Surreal Acting in Vampire's Kiss" by Zach Schonfeld.
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austin HELL ray @austinlouisray.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Y'all ready to do some good this week? How I'd Fix Atlanta has once again partnered with Undue Medical Debt to help out a bunch of our neighbors. As always, we need your help. Please give what you can and tell everyone you know. unduemedicaldebt.org/campaign/whe...
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When Good Georgians Get Together, Great Things Happen
How I’d Fix Atlanta was a free monthly essay series for four years. It’s been a couple of print zines and a performance on a stage a few times. Quite often, it’s stickers. HIFA is large, it contains multitudes. Every September, we do a big fundraiser to abolish medical debt. From 2023-2025, we raised more than […]
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Ten years ago, I interviewed a 13-year-old music critic about Weezer and now we're friends and run into each other at concerts all the time.
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A 13-Year-Old Reflects on Weezer's 'Pinkerton'
This is beginning to hurt. This is beginning to be serious.
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Jerad Walker @jeradwalker.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My dog looks like a medieval drawing of a lion
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I purchased these compact discs at Academy Records recently
Okkervil River - The Stand Ins CDGoo Goo Dolls - Gutterflower CDManic Street Preachers - Gold Against the Soul CDSpoon - Girls Can Tell CD
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
People love to baselessly speculate about John Lennon or Jim Morrison's present-day politics but you never see people going off like, "John Coltrane would be a Pizzagate-pilled flat-earther and member of the Gaylor community."
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I'm writing a movie about a guy who wakes up in an alternate universe where Frank Zappa doesn't exist. He decides to record all of Zappa's songs as his own, puts out "Jewish Princess," and then immediately gets canceled and forced to issue a notes app apology.
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Richard Wells @slipperyjack.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
My mom (idly scrolling on her phone): "Hm, have you heard of this film, Lost Highway?" Me:
Mystery Man with a look of surprise.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Bitte orca, orca bitte
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
My dentist plays a '50s pop standards playlist, which at first was a nice change from the usual Top 40 stuff, but has now created a Pavlovian situation where I hear Sinatra's voice and think I'm about to get the dental drill.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I went to see the Oasis documentary and had a lot of thoughts about the outro of "Slide Away."
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A ★★★½ review of Oasis: Don't Look Back in Anger (2026)
Random notes: • As a concert film, this is exhilarating and often thrilling. As a rockumentary, it feels pretty guarded and sanitized, as though the filmmakers were afraid to upset the Gallaghers by a...
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Michaelangelo Matos @matoswk.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Now up, my newest for @rollingstone.com: Private equity firms bought up all the big rock publishing. Now they're going after the indie labels. www.rollingstone.com/music/music-...
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Private Equity's Next Target Is Indie Music
For years, private equity firms have snatched up the catalogues of music's biggest names. Now they're after independent labels.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
The new Beck album is good, which is concerning, because Beck used to make Great Albums, ones that nobody but Beck could possibly make, and we haven't gotten one of those in quite a while.
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Anna Merlan @annamerlan.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Having to gently ask sources not to use AI when they write emails to me because it makes it literally impossible to understand what they know versus what the robot makes up, inserts, misstates or oversimplifies 🫠
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I was interviewed by NPR about the significance of Macklemore being kicked off Ed Sheeran's tour over his pro-Palestinian politics.
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How Ed Sheeran's tour became a flashpoint over Gaza and free speech
First Macklemore was dropped over Gaza. Then other artists walked. Ed Sheeran has largely stayed out of politics. Now, the empty stage is telling a different story.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It’s almost surreal how much people are against my proposed Dada Center.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Happy 10th birthday to the final Cymbals album, one of the best and most cathartic rock albums of the last decade
Cymbals Eat Guitars - Pretty Years CD. The price tag says $4.99, because I bought it used at Earwax Records.Cymbals Eat Guitars - Pretty Years (back of the CD)
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I got served with a court summons intended for the previous tenant of my apartment, who is apparently being sued, which feels like I'm living the setup for a wacky madcap Coens comedy.
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Stuart Berman @stuberman.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Today at Pitchfork, I wrote about the latest blast of electro-funk freakiness from Jennifer Herrema's Black Bananas: pitchfork.com/reviews/albu...
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Black Bananas: Bad Bunch
Read Stuart Berman’s review of the album.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
I recently learned that more people have died from 9/11-related illnesses than on the day itself, which feels like a recurring theme of so many 21st-century tragedies—people getting sick from breathing air that the government told them was safe.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
LEONARD COHEN: [gruff, somber croak]: Did you go crazy / Or did you report? / On that day... they wounded New York. FUN WACKY-SOUNDING JEW'S HARP: Bwwwoooooiiiiiingggg! Bwwwoooooiiiinnngggg!!!!
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
The category is "Early '90s albums that have extremely sick drum sounds"
The Flaming Lips - Transmissions from the Satellite HeartNirvana - In UteroTalk Talk - Laughing StockPJ Harvey - Rid Of Me
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
To clear up any confusion: Yes, I'm aware of the expanding sinkhole at Nicolas Cage's Malibu house and I'm on my way over there with a screwdriver and wrench to get the situation under control.
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Matthew R Francis @bowlerhatscience.org · 09/09/2026
your eyes are burning holes through me
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy 30th birthday to the best road album, the best studio/live hybrid album, the best end-of-an-era album, and Michael Stipe's own favorite R.E.M. album.
R.E.M. - New Adventures in Hi-Fi CDR.E.M. - New Adventures in Hi-Fi (back cover of the CD)
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brad @bradshoup.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
my brother is a middle-school teacher... his new world cultures textbook has two paragraphs on ska
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
I've decided that as soon as I get to the nursing home in 2078, I'm gonna really buckle down and finally learn to play the "Layla" coda on piano.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
The category is "Early 2000s albums that have extremely sick drum sounds"
John Vanderslice - Cellar DoorThe Walkmen - Everyone Who Pretended to Like Me Is GoneDungen - Ta Det LugntDeerhoof - The Runners Four
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Brice Ezell @briceezell.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
@zachschonfeld.bsky.social is right on the money here (though I rather liked JUROR #2).
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I was underwhelmed by Late Fame, a fitfully amusing literary satire that yields a great Willem Dafoe performance and surrounds it with half-baked caricatures.
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A ★★★ review of Late Fame (2025)
I wore my Slowdive shirt to the movie and then I wondered, is this how Slowdive feels when TikTok-brained Zoomers start showing up at their gigs? Is this how Vashti Bunyan feels when Devendra Banhart ...
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Larry Fitzmaurice @larryfitzmaurice.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Yesterday's newsletter was an interview with Interpol's Daniel Kessler on the band's great new album, playing that huge Mexico City show, Sam Fogarino's hiatus from the band, misconceptions, and more last-donut-of-the-night.ghost.io/interpols-da...
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Interpol's Daniel Kessler on Working with Andrew Wyatt and Weathering the Comparisons
This is a free post from Larry Fitzmaurice's Last Donut of the Night newsletter. Paid subscribers get one or two email-only Baker's Dozens every week featuring music I've been listening to and some cr...
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
22 years later, I still think about the time a Cokemachineglow writer convinced Metacritic to just put "What they said" as the blurb from his rave review of a Dungen album.
Screenshot of Metacritic blurbs for Dungen's 2004 album "Ta det lugnt."

The blurb for Cokemachineglow just says, "What they said."
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Anna Kornbluh @annakornbluh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
we need a literary rhetorical term for when the novel-within-the-novel or film-within-the-film is aesthetically superior to the actual novel or film containing it, something something matryoshka metalepsis something something
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Earlier this year I profiled the extremely prolific DIY songwriter Asher White, who just released her third album in 12 months. It's a beautiful and eclectic album, really worth your time.
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Asher White: Love Aggregates
Read Mitch Therieau’s review of the album.
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
I've loved Interpol ever since I bought Antics at Borders Books in 2004. Their new album is their most inspired in a while, and I reviewed it for Pitchfork:
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Interpol: This Mirror Weighs a Ton
Read Zach Schonfeld’s review of the album.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/08/2026
[drunk as hell trying to remember joanna newsom's name] natalie harp
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You're telling me they found Tupac's murderer because he wrote and published a memoir that was like, "I orchestrated Tupac's murder"??
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Zach Schonfeld @zachschonfeld.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Lost Weekends, ranked: 1. John Lennon's Lost Weekend era (Pussy Cats) 2. The Lost Weekend (1945) 3. John Lennon's Lost Weekend era (Walls and Bridges) 4. The Clientele EP 5. Phoebe Bridgers album 6. Lloyd Cole and the Commotions song 7. The Cosby Show episode
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Everyone thinks David Fincher is a Kubrick guy but in fact he’s an Alan J Pakula guy, he’s been trying to remake KLUTE for his whole career
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