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Chris Orton

@chriso1.bsky.social
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Cartographer, full-time north-easterner, SAFC, James the Band, Doctor Who, old telly, beer, football etc. Chairman of a football club, no really. Has a knackered back. A walking corpse that won’t play dead.

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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
Whatever she did, this is just bloody barbaric.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 1h
Thursday
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 5h
Ah, welcome back insomnia. How I’ve missed you.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 10h
September 30 October 1st
Cilla in the 60’sCilla in a cafe
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
September 30 October 1st
Bucks FizzBurger van Day’s Bucks Fizz
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 11h
I’ve gone down a bit of a That’s Life wormhole and have discover that Doc Cox - like Fox - isn’t actually a real doctor, so don’t let him try to take your temperature.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 12h
Marcus Tandy’s car exploding
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 13h
Talc and Turnips
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 14h
RIP Dame Esther Rantzen. I vividly remember watching That’s Life each week as a child and she was terrific on it.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 21h
No, *you’re* currently watching the 1986 series Call Me Mister, starring Steve Bisley.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A Gallic shrug
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Arthur Mullard doing Grease.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It’s what she would have wanted.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Wednesday
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
What you say to the waiter in the Italian restaurant when he asks you how many of these you want to eat.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Five types of takeaway: pizza, Chinese, curry, kebab, fish & chips
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Three padlocks
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
The Eighth Doctor and his silver TARDIS Proton.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I feel that there is an entire backstory waiting to be written about the Doctor’s fish on a string. I’ve already done the Big Fish / Big Finish joke.
A fish hanging from the ceiling in the Doctor’s lab.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Today I’m watching… www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/3221...
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Ham-Fisted Bun Vendor by Off the Box | Redbubble
The Third Doctor's classic insult.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Dirty Donald as depicted by South Park
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
What’s your sign?
Box with sticker on side reading ‘Do not open with shart instrument. Thank you’.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I expect that Farage will say that they are the wrong sort of British nationals.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When you call the emergency terrorist hotline but it's after 5pm
Hyacinth Bucket answering the telephone
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Graham Lister
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Name your fav dance scene.
static.klipy.com
Bill Decker George Michael
Alt: Bill Decker as George Michael.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Yes. Yes, I did misread the captions.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Star Wars: Episode MMXXVIII
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Something, something, opposition players can read him like an open book…
Liechtenstein player Kenny Kindle
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
It comes to something when the presenter of a show on the national broadcaster doesn’t even challenge this bogus narrative.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Frank Spencer as a pixie
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Somebody post the Ian Hislop picture. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Communists! #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
He’s going overboard with that Emulator. You don’t have to try every setting. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
#totp www.redbubble.com/shop/ap/3210...
redbubble.com
Ken Masters Enterprises by Off the Box | Redbubble
For the budding entrepreneur...
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
You Can Call Me Al was the second single I ever bought. I WAS TEN. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
DO PROPER GENESIS, YOU COWARDS. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The transformation from Gabriel Genesis is now complete. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
In too Deep? Is this about…? #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why has he come as a deckchair? #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
These are too good to be forgotten. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’m on some new tablets which are making me feel incredibly dizzy and this evening’s #totp is making it worse.
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
HANDS COOPERMAN! #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why are they doing this ‘comedy’ episode? #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Don’t stare so close to me. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
By far the best thing that Sting ever did. #totp
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Chris Orton @chriso1.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
“Don’t stand so close to me Sting, I fucking hate you.” #totp
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