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How much are Arsenal going to pay for Haaland? That is surely the only question.

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For once, I love to be the bringer of bad tidings, but I do believe Manchester City are absolutely fucked.

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Popped in The Churchill Arms on Kensington Church St, and I got a seat! If that isn’t a sign of a faltering economy, I don’t know what is. I’m about to give the Americans in here a heart attack when I tell them I’m a bona fide West Londoner.

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Caught your hand inside the till Slammed your fingers in the draw Fought with kitchen knives and

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A broadside across the bows of the water companies from Burnham. I don’t think they are going to get any special treatment, which is ironic, as they seem to have given up on that when it comes to water.

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Larry has put a lot of thought into the impending apocalypse.

I’ve just seen someone in a light blue blazer and mustard cords, in Acton. What on earth is going on?

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They made three more sequels to Highlander after that complete mess of Highlander 2. I didn’t even know this until today.

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Thank you too, but I’m walking.

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I don’t normally do this, but isn’t this a lovely glass for a large vodka. It’s like they are being nice to you.

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If Roy Keane was English we would have won the World Cup discussion is being talked about again. Ok. But, he isn’t English, so fuck off.

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That was a great match. Things to learn: Don’t miss penalties Spain are vulnerable Look behind you.

VAR? For an England penalty? Well, I’ve seen it, and it is a penalty, but who knows?

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England v Spain has been a great match. I always enjoy watching Spain, but it looks like England have unlocked something in their team.

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At the end of the day, Harry Kane is world class.

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There’s a mistake he won’t make again. As Brian Clough said, sometimes it’s ok to launch it.

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Keeper with a topknot? We deserve everything we get.

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Possibly the finest player of a generation, a twice Ballon d’Or winner, an absolute fucking gentleman. They get Gary fucking Neville to talk about him? What? Where is his teammates, the finest of Europe he tortured during that time? Disgraceful that they did it on the cheap.

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I really wanted to have a go at this, especially as my parents moved to a different country when they were teenagers in a time when their parents didn’t even have a telephone, but I can’t, because the parental feeling doesn’t change, the technology does.

John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Traffic is always really bad round my way in September as parents drive their little darlings to their new schools. Eventually they get fed up being stuck in traffic and offload them onto buses. The one day I haven’t been delayed by traffic, I’m stuck on a tube because of a defective train ahead.

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I know it’s childish, but this still makes me laugh.

John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

“Chief, that’s the HMS Racistsareus. A Normies submarine slammed two cans of baked beans into her side. Ship went down in 15 minutes. We didn’t see the first mackerel for an hour.”

John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

@actualnames.bsky.social He had a problem that many young single men have had to endure.

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Michelle says: Be kind. Always. ❤️ @snarkysillysad.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Amazing plays in an amputee football league in Poland: #AGoodPlace Source: www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsi...

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Dr. Bourbonstein Ph. D @drbourbonstein.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The "how much do you like dogs" chart we all needed.

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

We will almost completely block the crossing by Shepherd’s Bush station with bikes. Yes, we only employ complete idiots.

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

VISIT THE INDEPENDENT BARONY OF PIDLINGTON Marvel at the racist, malformed, inbred yokels that pass as the denizens of this picturesque village. Laugh as you are cut off from the outside world, as one local said, “Technology doesn’t really work here.” Or go to Bicester instead. It has a Nando’s.

John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Winner winner chicken dinner!

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

If you take a reverse picture of Supertramp’s 1979 album Breakfast In America, it appears that 9 11 is above a representation of the Twin Towers. Well conspiracy nutters, did a 1970s English rock band see the future? I’ve just looked it up on Wikipedia…oh God no.

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

A little hint to you, STD, don’t say the country is getting dirtier and poorer when you are in government. Kinda sends the wrong message.

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

They have made changes to the software that I use for work. Apparently made by people who have never seen English written in their entire lives. Apparently addresses are written in one long line of text, and go back means enter. No, no it doesn’t, it means the complete opposite.

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John O’Donnell @jodami.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

You can all make up your own punchlines.