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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 1h
Phwoar!!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 22h
Three panel comic. Panel 1: a woman pushing a shopping cart into a grocery store. In the baby seat of the shopping cart is an unusual orange creature with a trunk and antennae. The security guard standing in the doorway says, “ma’am, you can’t bring that in here.” Panel 2: the woman turns around and gestures at the creature. She says, “come on… he’s not hurting anyone.” Panel 3: the security guard points matter-of-factly at a sign on the wall behind him. The sign reads in bold red letters, “NO SHNOOBS. NO EXCEPTIONS.” It features a picture of an identical orange creature, the humble shnoob.
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Bryan Blessed @bryb.bsky.social · 6h
Huge cunt, "Danny" "Tommo" drying in court, as drawn by Elizabeth Cook. He's saying the tweet underneath.
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Sachin Nakrani @sachinnakrani.bsky.social · 7h
Man City fans going through hell of a lot right now.
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You go for a pint with Andy Burnham and he ends up wanging on about the 1980's Everton team or how New Fast Automatic Daffodils should have been massive. You go for a pint with Ed Davey and you end up stealing a gold statue from a temple then being chased by dart-blowing Hovitos tribe. No contest
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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You can tell when an area has been gentrified, because the stolen cars stop doing doughnuts and start doing a trio of deconstructed artisanal mini desserts.
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Ennui’d @bradleeonbass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
When a pirate is about to cum

Fire Medic Unit
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Chris Webb @chrisporkerwebb.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Who's your favourite trendy horror director that sounds like a meaty guff?
Robert EggersCurry Barker
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ItIsStevenRhodes @400footghost.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
From the makers of "Insect Lives" and "Creatures with Jobs":
A rubbish movie poster for: TOY FILM.  Along with this title and the words "only in a selected cinema" we see the two main characters. They are toys that have come to life, if you can imagine such a thing. One is The Long Cowboy, the other is Bob Spaceman. Both have a passing similarity to Woody and Buzz from some other film, but a bit more haunted and, well, rubbish. The Long Cowboy is saying "i am full of snakes" and Bob Spaceman is saying "let's gooooo ... to space!"
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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It’s all those Pb & J sandwiches.
Half of US adults were exposed to harmful lead levels as kids, study finds.
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A lovely autumnal morning here, and this young lassie was sleeping in the garden! #hellodear 🦌😍
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Filth
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The first person to ever blame someone for something was called Jack Hughes
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Context
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"Autoglass Repair, Auoglassreplace"
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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Then left again, next left, then take another left, and one more, then left again, then hang left, and again…
A large pink banner for an exhibition of the work of M C Escher. It tells us “next left at lights”.
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John Oxley @joxley.jmoxley.co.uk · 24/09/2026
Everyone, stop what you are doing. I've discovered there is a politician called Teresa May running for city council in British Columbia. And this is from one of her campaign videos. Never have two people with the same name had such different vibes.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
[Rockwell voice] 🎶I Always Feel Like, Sombody's Watching Meeeeeeee🎶
A deer fawn, born earlier this year, sits chilling in the long grass.  He or she is is light brown (fawn coloured, if you must) and still has white spots.  They are staring straight at the cameraA young deer, born last year, interrupted from chomping on grass.  They are starting to turn grey ready for winter, which is so weird when you think about it as the forest is starting to turn the same colour of brown that they were just a week or so ago.  A shit camouflage technique, standing out brown in a green forest, then standing out grey in a brown forest.  Idiots.  Anyway, They are staring straight at the camera
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
What's your favorite GIF?
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British Cop Screaming in Despair
ALT: British Cop Screaming in Despair
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Secret Panel HERE 🍔 patreon.com/mrlovenstein/posts/tall-order-99527598
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Erasure (Of David Miliband From All Memory)
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Braden Serkas @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Learning to Fly - Pink Floyd Jailbreak - AC/DC I Can See Clearly Now - Johnny Nash Higher & Higher - Jackie Wilson Too High - Stevie Wonder Ring of Fire - Johnny Cash Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty Splish Splash - Bobby Darrin ~ Icarus’ playlist
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Everything reminds me of him...
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
this is fantastic and I learned something new
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Alison Eales, Nerves of Steel @alisoneales.com · 21/09/2026
youtube.com
9/21/19
YouTube video by Demi Adejuyigbe
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 26/05/2026
gambling ads
4 panel comic

Panel 1:
Orange Guy on a green background. He is continually shouting “BET BET BET BET”

Panel 2:
Orange Guy is becoming increasingly unhinged. The words BET BET BET BET start to fill up the panel behind him

Panel 3:
Extreme close up on Orange Guys’s eyes. They are blood shot and the pupils have been replaced with the words “BET”. The eyes are surrounded by waves of the word “BET”

Panel 4:
An almost empty panel. Orange Guy leans in and whispers “responsibly”. 
“gambleaware.com” is written in small letters at the bottom right of the panel
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
You can see from the photo that boat's tipped too far right
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The thing I like about the X-Men is that if you join it doesn’t matter if you were an assassin or raised in a murder cult or worshipped as a god, at some point they will make you try to teach geometry to a bunch of fifteen year olds.
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Bob (he/him) @wobblyb.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
For all who celebrate
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Earth Wind Fire - September (Live Performance)
ALT: Earth Wind Fire - September (Live Performance)
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AgonyFlips @agonyflips.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When you're ticked off and a friend sends you something to make you feel better. 🐑🔊
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Two panel comic. Panel 1: two sharks are sitting in a cafe. A smaller shark holding a teacup says discreetly to the other, “okay, look at this couple behind you - but don’t make it obvious.” Panel 2: the other shark, a Great White shark, turns its gigantic head in the most obvious way possible to look across the room at some sharks chatting at another table.
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Stephen Graham @stephengraham.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Who took this pic, Brooklyn Beckham?
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/03/2024
WORF: Captain, an unidentified vessel is on an intercept course.
PICARD: Send a hail, Mr. Data.
DATA: Yes sir.
DATA:
DATA: Sir, the vessel has left us on read.
PICARD: Hail them again.
DATA: The vessel has turned off read receipts, Captain. However, our sensors indicate they are still communicating with other vessels.
WORF: Outrageous! Arm photon torpedoes!
PICARD: Belay that order.
WORF: But Captain! This is a great dishonor! We can clearly see them posting but they do not respond to our hails!
PICARD: They do not owe us the emotional labor of a response, Mr. Worf.
RIKER: Mr. Data, can you check if they've made any wideband subspace vagueposts since we hailed them?
DATA: There has been one vaguepost, sir, referring to a "rando" vessel that is "obsessed" with them.
PICARD: Arm photon torpedoes.
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 18/09/2026
Find yourself someone who looks at you the way Carrie Fisher looked at future ROBOCOP star Peter Weller during a 1980 Giorgio Armani afterparty
Carrie Fisher looking sexily at Peter Weller
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Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
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Fr. Cannabranna Lammer. @drraulduke.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
This is what your boyfriend shouts when he cums.
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?
The scene at the end of the movie E.T. where the alien boards his ship, he is backlight by bright white light   The music drops from huge orchestra buildup to soft flute as the iris-shaped door closes.  Fuck me, I'm welling up just looking at the fecking screenshot.
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Nicolas Hénin @nicolashenin.net · 17/09/2026
Nice campaign by the Norwegian Consumer Council about the declining lifespan of products. Enjoy!
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tomwellborn3rd @wellborn.net · 16/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 17/09/2026
wasting time should be mandatory
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DaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
"I've had my fun"
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This Is My Glasgow @thisismyglasgow.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One of the staircases in the City Chambers in Glasgow. Designed by William Young and built in the 1880s, its internal decorations have to be seen to be believed. Luckily, they run regular tours so you can take a peek inside. #glasgow #architecture #architecturephotography #glasgowcitychambers
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Memento (artemis) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
data center? how about you date a girl instead
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
The difference between a catacomb and a basement is skulls. Catacomb without skulls? Thats a basement. Skulls in your basement? Thats a catacomb. Tired of having to keep saying this
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
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HappyToast @happytoast.co.uk · 15/09/2026
Tom cruise anatomical poster
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCURVY
When life doesn't give you lemons
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Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
What happened, Man?
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