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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Had dumplings today. Was happy about that.

A large man with a silver beard and a cap looking very happy. He's holding a plate of asian dumplings, hence the Happy face

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

"Mancunian Candidates" was right there, professional journalist! What the chocolatey fuck is "Manchesterism"?

an article in the Grauniad about the cheating champs of the world, Manchester City, where they seem to ignore a possible use of a common word "Mancunian" and instead go with the utterly baffling "Manchesterism". People get paid well for this shit.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Oh, and can I add this too in all seriousness? For some reason the music on this advert gave me the fucking creeps, I'm sure I wasn't the only one.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Went fishing for the first time in over 40 years. Caught nothing but the sunset. Glorious.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Watching telly outside, took my earbuds out while I went to the loo, guess what I just tried to put in my right ear in the dark when I came back! 😱🐌

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

We found this translucent beauty this lunchtime while foraging chanterelles. Looks like a jellyfish!

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

A lovely autumnal morning here, and this young lassie was sleeping in the garden! #hellodear 🦌😍

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

It keeps bringing this chap back every year

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

[Rockwell voice] 🎶I Always Feel Like, Sombody's Watching Meeeeeeee🎶

A deer fawn, born earlier this year, sits chilling in the long grass. He or she is is light brown (fawn coloured, if you must) and still has white spots. They are staring straight at the camera

A young deer, born last year, interrupted from chomping on grass. They are starting to turn grey ready for winter, which is so weird when you think about it as the forest is starting to turn the same colour of brown that they were just a week or so ago. A shit camouflage technique, standing out brown in a green forest, then standing out grey in a brown forest. Idiots. Anyway, They are staring straight at the camera

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everything reminds me of him...

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Everything reminds me of him...

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Forgot to add a picture of the bellend

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

What scene makes you emotional no matter how many times you see it?

The scene at the end of the movie E.T. where the alien boards his ship, he is backlight by bright white light The music drops from huge orchestra buildup to soft flute as the iris-shaped door closes. Fuck me, I'm welling up just looking at the fecking screenshot.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

Gotta love this for her and her Mr Beast dead-eyes

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 15/09/2026

🎶Radio... Wine Transmission🎶

A picture of Ian Curtis stood in front of a microphone stand singing, the rest of Joy Division in the background.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

The outskirts of Chesterfield look filthy! #ooheermissus

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

"Can you still hear the screaming of the lambs, Clarice?"

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

A lovely sunny afternoon foraging for mushrooms, we got a tasty haul including a surprising long chap! #ooherrmissus

An arty pic of a couple of funnel chantarelles in some moss with lovely sunshine.

A basket full of mixed mushrooms including pwnnybuns and funnel chanterelle. Also in there is a bunch of some herby looking stuff that mynwife swears you can make a relaxing tea from. I trust her with mushroom identification so I guess I should trust her with this too.

A basket full of funnel chanterelle mushrooms. Next to it is a plastic bag also full of the same. In front is an open can of pineapple flavour Long Drink

A massive long mushroom, looking vaguely penis-like if you're a child or have a dirty mind

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

FB reminding me that 16 years ago I King Kong'd up the wrong building

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

One of my childhood heroes. Ride high, you absolute shagger ❤️

Ricgard O'Sullivan as Dick Turpin. What a man.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Couldn't happen to a nicer cunt.

In one post, he wrote: “There is one concrete thing we must insist on this administration delivering. It matters a lot more than debts measured in imaginary money. We have got to deport millions and millions and millions of people. Without that, nothing else matters.”

In another post, Yiannopoulos had said that California “needs ICE checkpoints at supermarket entrances, gas stations, strip malls, intersections and government buildings, with on the spot deportation for anyone who can’t prove they are in the US legally”.

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Uh-oh, looks like those hungry hungry leopards can smell face again

Deported Milo Yiannopoulos says he is ‘ashamed’ of support for Trump
British far-right pundit breaks silence on ICE arrest and deportation and says he was ‘really, really terrified’

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Sid our friendly Sunroom Snek popped out to say hi today! 🐍 #alwayscheckinsideyourboots

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Poor fella, but what an unusual name

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 01/09/2026

Post something random, or you’ll have an awful September…

The cover photo of recipe book called Cooking With Poo, who it turns out is the author and chef rather than the ingredient. To which we can all say thank fuck for that!

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 31/08/2026

"She's wearing red, arguably the most masculine colour"

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

A surprise haul of trompettes de mort on our berry foraging trip today!

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GraaaaaveMc🍺 @davemc99.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

Maybe he'll have to go into orbit to fix a....

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