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Joakim Ziegler

@joakimz.bsky.social
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Norwegian living in Mexico City. Post supervisor/DI producer, mostly on feature films. IMDb: m.imdb.com/name/nm0956113 General film nerd. Radicalized. Tired of being tired. 💊🏳️‍🌈🍉🌻

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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Holy shit. Magic.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
New cryptid just dropped
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Tauriq Moosa @tauriq.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh my god. This is DELICIOUS
https://variety.com/2026/music/news/ed-sheeran-concerts-canceled-storm-1236875556/
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
FLOCK OFF
CEO of Flock Garrett Langley doesn't like his photo being shared publicly
NOTICE NEWS
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
gianmarco @GianmarcoSoresi
I got a container of soup that quoted Virginia Woolf on the lid saying "soup is cuisine's kindest course" which is nice but surely there's someone who said something positive about soup that didn't walk into the ocean with rocks in their pockets
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ztwang87
Folks, it's not WW3, no matter what anyone says.
After WW2, we moved away from official release versions and switched to a mandatory lifetime subscription model with endless updates instead.

tino.munic
War365, now with Copilot.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ADHD people are the opposite of Al, It takes us an hour to write one email and we haven't had any water today
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Marion Coteswor... @phuzzykins
The veil between the homosexual and heterosexual worlds is thinnest today, the day after the autumnal equinox, which allows so called "bisexuals" to be visible for this one day each year.
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MetaFilter @metafilter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
JOIN THE BOARD! Self nominations are open until midnight EST on the 28th of September. Learn more about what's involved in being a board member and declare your intent to run here: metatalk.metafilter.com/26969/2026-M...
Three surfboards next to a VW style camper bus at the beach
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
- Can you come out?
- Mom, I'm gay
- I know that, silly. Come out to the car
- Car, i'm gay
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Embroidery that says:
When Life
Gives You
Pants
Shit ‘Em
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz
my mom only remembers my childhood friends based on the perceived slights they committed against her 15 years ago. I'll mention a name and she'll just be like "ah yes, the one with the MUDDY
 SHOES."
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Andrew Nadeau @TheAndrewNadeau
Making a Jurassic Park movie about a guy who went the day before the dinosaurs broke out and is trying to be sensitive about it but also really wants to show you his pictures.
5:21 PM • May 14, 2021 • Twitter for iPhone
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
[Year 1440]
Johannes Gutenberg: l've invented this printing press.
Printing Press: You're out of magenta.
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Bethany Black @bethanyblack.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
100% the vibe that Lanterns poster gives off
A two panel cartoon the first showing someone peeing at a urinal, and a second person walking past.  Second panel shows rhe second person peeing at the Urinal next to the first.  Underneath that is the Lanterns poster with Hal Jordan looking straight forward and John Stewart giving him the angry side eye, the ol’ hairy eyeball.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Why is anyone acting surprised that Mitch McConnell seems weird now? Nobody comes back normal from the Pet Sematary.

SOMETIMES, DEAD IS BETTAH
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
SCURVY
When life doesn't give you lemons
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
draconym

Me: the paper towels I want are on the top shelf.
The Sir David Attenborough That Lives In My Brain: Being smaller-than-average presents an added challenge to foraging... but necessity is the mother of invention. A little creativity turns a baguette into a
 tool, and voilà--
(paper towel roll falls on my face)
Sir David Attenborough, pleasantly: Success.
@Blaze
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Pete Hegseth: "We need our warriors to embrace the Spartan mindset"
U.S. Military: *suffers crushing defeat to the Persians*
@gingerspiced
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Jane Espenson @janeespenson.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Does she understand that the bones are going to be inside her? What is she promising that dog?!
An ad for a drug that grows “new bone,” with a woman earnestly engaging with a dog who looks like it wants bones.
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Dr. Frisky Whisky McThicky, Ball Knower @professorpash.blacksky.app · 12/09/2026
Guys… please come look at this beautifully loving moment between a father and his baby girl Caption: “Зam conversations between my deaf husband and our newborn daughter”
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
The straits are not ok.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 27/06/2026
I found out that the sea drone the Houthis used is called the Blowfish. Come on. Houthis and the Blowfish
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Haley Green • @haleyngreen__ 1d
he's undoing the schism

Christopher Hale • @Christoph... • 1d
An amazing photo of Mayor Zohran Mamdani, Pope Leo XIV's new archbishop of New York, Ronald Hicks, and Archbishop Elpidophoros
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Arbeitology @Arbeitologist
Have Australians started saying 'non-bino' for non-binary yet?

Ru @ru_m_shine
'Mate, tell me ya pronies.'
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 14/01/2025
thought here about the question, “why are there more cop shows than newsroom shows?” It’s not because cops have a more dangerous job; police don’t have dangerous jobs. And journalists do. www.everythingishorrible.net/p/cop-shows-...
everythingishorrible.net
Cop Shows Make Cops Look Exciting
Not the other way around.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Nothing says "i live in the 21st century" more then watching combat footage of a war where the guy has waifu stickers on his gun.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
@noahpasaran
honestly I was going to make a joke about JD Vance looking like John Wayne Gacy but Jesus fucking Christ this is uncanny
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Alejandro Dumbass @chicxsinportico.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
En el corazón de esto vive un profundo odio a lxs pobres “¿por qué no sufren en silencio como los santos penitentes que deberían ser?” “¿Por qué no desnudan el pecho y piden un balazo en el corazón como mártires, preferible a ser reclutados por la fuerza?”
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
peanut buttercup @perfectcelebrty
her baby is gonna set the guinness world record for the fastest any baby has ever said their mother's name

Pop Base • @PopBase
Lady Gaga and Michael Polansky have welcomed their first child together, PageSix reports
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Not Leon @SarinOnTheWorld • 5h
No mom, I'm not gay. It's called Nietzschean vitalism. You wouldn't get it.

CoconutGreek
Rarely seen pics of Yukio Mishima
@Chickenhearts69 • 17h

[photos of Mishima looking extremely homoerotic]
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
lordmeowdemort
Hello my baby hello my honey hello darkness my
old friend

purplethebunny
How dare you make me hear this with my own
internal monologue.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Hail Seitan VI @tofuaffi... • 9h 0 :
forgot we were muslim

Today 12:00 AM
Any updates
 
merry kirkmas
 
Allah

sorry
kirk mubarak*
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alix e. harrow @alixeharrow.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
sorry, but torturing the omelas kid is just a smart move, polling-wise. i personally wish there wasn't a kid in the omelas hole--of course i do!--but let's not get distracted by purity tests, here.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
Just saw a video where someone said "pouring one out for my dead homie Charlie Kirk" and then they shook a can of mountain dew code red and stabbed it with a screwdriver spraying it absolutely everywhere
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
The only lasting legacy of Charlie Kirk is that someone bought the domain BigSquirters dot com and it's just a picture of his face while the song plays
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
thisoneOverhere •
 RIP satire we hardly knew ye

checkwithmana
 1• 13m
 BREAKING: Clorox recalls 6.3 million
 cleaning bottles after finding bacteria that
 can cause serious infections.
 
 thisoneOverhere •
 Not sure what I'm supposed to use to clean my
 lettuce now

 jkilpinen
 Ok, off to buy Lysol to disinfect my Clorox

 thisoneOverhere •
 Where's Alanis when you need her
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
your friend fingus @bing_fingus_ X.com
It's crazy having a friend who's wife died coz he'll be like 'my wife' but you absolutely CANNOT do the borat impression
2:35 AM • 9/8/26 • 205K Views
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS PRIDE WITHOUT A THIN BLUE LINE

THE BRAVE MEN, WOMEN, AND NON-BINARY HEROES AT STONEWALL COULDN'T HAVE THROWN BRICKS AT COPS IF THERE HADN'T BEEN ANY COPS
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
radiofreederry
 "Socialists ignore the side of man that is of the
 spirit," Reagan said back in 1975. "They can provide
 shelter, fill your belly with bacon and beans, treat you
 when you're ill - all the things that are guaranteed to
 a prisoner or a slave. But they don't understand we
 also dream, yes, even of owning a yacht."

 Lol

 cavegiripoems
 I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity's highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

postmodernmulticoloredcloak
I also love the idea that prisoners and slaves have perfectly fine lives where they basic needs are met, but they tragically lack yachts
#yachtless people of all countries unite
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Scary Mr. Olmec Man @scarymrolmecman.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
It strongly reminds me of pro-Israel ppl today where they accept nothing less than you saying that what Israel is doing is right and good
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
@m_a_rv_e__t•1d
Americans when they discover what a group of fish is called

@Awakenjp •1d
Firing a Submachine Gun Underwater
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🧌🥛 🏨 @comraderobot.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
hey train perverts wanna see the shinkansen cloaca
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Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
this is one of my favorite visual jokes of all time. i think about it several times a week.
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Joakim Ziegler @joakimz.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
Today I learned there is a breed of cat which is claimed by Armenians, Kurds, and Turks as “theirs”, and I expect wars to eventually be fought over this: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Van_cat
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Amber @risettemd.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
Plato: OK class le- Diogenes: I have a question Plato: Oh Zeus... What? Diogenes: WHO LIVES IN A BARREL DOWN BY THE SEA? Plato: Please don- Diogenes: DI👏O👏GEN👏ES👏 Plato: ... Diogenes: WHO SHITS ON THE FLOOR OF THE CLASS TAUGHT BY THEE?
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 11/08/2026
Josie's True Hollywood Stories
no, i shouldn't repeat this
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/08/2026
if they're drinking nounwine it's fantasy. if they're snorting a verb it's sci fi
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Ben Hanson @yozetty.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
Based on the attract screen, you won't see the name of this 90s arcade game coming...
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