Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 21hI have a randomly generated wallpaper on my work computer. This morning I got these nice Snow Monkeys… at the same time I had a playlist on shuffle on my phone, and this photo of Crosby, Stills, and Nash appeared. 0211
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I went for a sit down wee during the night and the seat was up. 0110
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026My Great Grandad was a gunslinger in the old west. He didn't last very long, the other Cowboys were shooting theirs. 0130
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026So you’re a serial killer? That don’t impr… Shania’s last words. 0153
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026We just watched Agatha Christie's Murder on the Buses. Butler did it. 155
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026- I'm leaving on that midnight train to Georgia. - Gladys Knight? - Not really, I'd rather it was in the morning. 061
Reposted by NeilNeil @enanem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026KFC popcorn chicken’s so smooth, apparently they use kernel sanders. 1319
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 13/09/2026KFC popcorn chicken’s so smooth, apparently they use kernel sanders. 1319
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The best chance Hull City have got at Chelsea today is to park the bus. Just don’t let Sorba Thomas do it. 161
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I rolled into work twenty minutes late this morning. I think I’ll just walk in tomorrow. 1255
Reposted by NeilForeignCoverVersions @foreigncovers.bsky.social · 08/09/2026This is what Public Image Limited's "This Is Not A Love Song" sounds like when sung in Czech.youtu.beStará Kovárna - Krysy snad jí lapnouYouTube video by jrmost 042
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Two things I can never remember when I’m asked: my age, and what number petrol pump I just used. 0131
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 06/09/2026James lead singer, Tim Booth played Victor Zsasz in Christopher Nolan’s Batman Begins. 170
Reposted by NeilNeil @enanem.bsky.social · 16/04/2026Who’s your favourite Beatle: Jack Douglas, Charles Bronson, Rodney Bewes, or Richard O’Sullivan? 211133
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I went away for five days and Wes Anderson visits Hull. I am exactly awkward and odd enough for a Wes Anderson movie. I’ve missed my chance. Obviously, he may not have visited Hull, and social media is lying to me again. This for all things I post about. 120
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 03/09/2026We’ve been in the Lakes all week, we have to check out of our lodge by 9:45 tomorrow… so we spent the day in Ambleside (lovely), got back, packed up, and drove home tonight. I’ll wake up at home tomorrow! What a win. 250
Reposted by NeilNeil @enanem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Godfather’s amazing, a brilliant movie… but Sonny’s air shot’s always bothered me. 061
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 31/08/2026The Godfather’s amazing, a brilliant movie… but Sonny’s air shot’s always bothered me. 061
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Kelly Rowland’s on The Voice. He’s changed so much since his Dexys days. 050
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026It’s between Hull City and Arsenal this year. Too close to call. 2181
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 21/08/2026Oh you gritty gritty gang gang, Gritty Gritty Gang Gang, We love you. 0100
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 20/08/2026Why is it just accepted that a stork delivered Dumbo? We never mention the elephant in the womb. 1225
Reposted by NeilNeil @enanem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden. 2374
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026My wife's weird, last week she said she wouldn't mind if I had a tattoo, today she's complaining about all the bagpipers in the garden. 2374
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026I was up late last night playing Slap Bass Hero on my PlayStation. I got to level 42. 1202
Reposted by NeilCount Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 06/08/2026There now follows a party election broadcast by the Count Binface Party, And if I do say so myself, it's a banger. #VoteBinface #Clacton 22672282814
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 05/08/2026If anything, The Lighthouse Family steered me towards rock. 1285
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 02/08/2026When you bump into an ex and they don’t look that great, and it makes you feel a lot better about yourself. One of my exes is currently experiencing that. 1305
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I see you Madeley, with Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass, Shrek and that lass. I see you Madeley… 39336
Reposted by NeilNeil @enanem.bsky.social · 24/07/2026That explains why it’s still under my pillow. 211430
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026Argentina are the worst football side since that Lion’s team in Bedknobs and Broomsticks. 0112
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 19/07/2026This game’s so dull my family and I had talked more than we have in years. It’s like not having the telly on at all. 0110
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 18/07/2026We should claim victory in the Hundred Years’ War after this match. 010
Neil @enanem.bsky.social · 16/07/2026Napalm Death have done a Tiny Desk Concert. www.npr.org/2026/07/15/g...npr.orgNapalm Death: Tiny Desk ConcertNapalm Death's ongoing campaign for musical destruction comes to the Desk. The founding fathers of grindcore speed through a sprawling catalog with manic energy. 120
