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Harry Redknapp doesn't think Man City should be punished for fiddling the books. That's Harry Redknapp who opened a bank account in Monaco in the name of his dog to avoid tax.

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 28/09/2026

them: what do you do? me: i’m a stockbreaker them: don’t you mean stockbroker me, smashing an oxo cube with a hammer: no

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Lev Parikian @levparikian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Jiminy McEnroe was ok I guess, but my favourite players from that era were Bobby Borg, Joachim Connors and Imran Lendl

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Dr Robert Bohan @robertbohan.bsky.social · 21h

🧵 Gold flashes thru blue! The Fish of Gold sails thru a blue ground, its fins proud. Goldfish are associated with good fortune, whilst fish are symbolic of wisdom in Irish mythology. Signed, original hand-drawn work. A3 | 29.7 × 42 cm / 11.7 × 16.5”. [1] More here:

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This Pen & Ink Drawings & Illustrations item is sold by RobertBohan. Ships from Ireland. Listed on Sep 26, 2026

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Brian Bilston @brianbilston.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Having one of those days today.

In the Park

In the park,
the tall trees are waving
in the morning breeze.

I wave back
only to realize they are waving
at the person behind me.

Brian Bilston

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

13 Monsters Good And True I think there are so many genuine monsters in the world that I am consoling myself by drawing little monsters who are good.

Drawing of 13 little 'monsters', rather cute little critters who wouldn't harm a fly, in fact they'd probably give it a bowl of milk and a tiny bed for the night.

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Jason @nickmotown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Toad-in-the-hole for tea tonight. Oh yes. To be accompanied by an onion gravy so thick it could be a GB News presenter.

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Scott Bryan @scottygb.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Eva, it's behind you.

Eva Longoria with caption "Searching for France" but she is walking away from the Eiffel Tower.

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Athena Kugblenu @athenakugblenu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

HOLY SHIT I am watching Channel 5 again at my mums house and I just learned that Salvador Dali designed the Chupa Chups logo. Did you know this??

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Mark Grimshaw @markgrimshawtism.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Bridget Phillipson is obviously correct to say violence against women has been weaponised for political purposes by Nigel Farage and Kemi Badenoch. Anyway, here’s Bridget Phillipson weaponising violence against women to justify her bigotry against trans people for political purposes.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

You can tell when an area has been gentrified, because the stolen cars stop doing doughnuts and start doing a trio of deconstructed artisanal mini desserts.

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Saint Vespaluus @saint-vespaluus.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Liverpool Fringe 2026 - The Dreaming at The Bookbinder, Lark Lane:

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Macbeth: Is this a dagger which I see before me, The handle toward my hand? Come, let me clutch thee. I have thee not, and yet I see thee still. Lady Macbeth: I see we're going to have to go over the rules of Cluedo again.

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reni 🦌 @reniadeb.com · 27/09/2026

two households, both alike in dignity

a jar of lao gan ma crispy chilli in oil next to a bottle of heinz garlic mayo

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Maureen was beginning to suspect there might be a typo in the pattern she'd found for a cashmere willy warmer. #GirlsOwnCC

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Girl’s Own advice @girlsown.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Enjoy this Sunday’s caption contest! Give away lots of ❤️s, please repost to encourage more competitors, and include #GirlsOwnCC

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I think this is pretty intriguing right?

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Beau @drbeaubeaumont.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Sincere congratulations to Tim from East Sussex, who has successfully won TripAdvisor in just three words with his recent (and it has to be said, extremely balanced) review of the Rhodes Faliraki Water Park. A genuine masterpiece of brevity. Well done Tim. I do hope your face is on the mend.

A TripAdvisor review of the Rhodes Falkirk Water Park. It shows a close up of a man’s face, with a bandage covering an area just above his eye.

The full TripAdvisor review of the Rhodes Falkirk Water Park. It shows a close up of a man’s face, with a bandage covering an area just above his eye. Tim has awarded the work 1/5, adding the comment “Unsafe but friendly.”

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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Personally, I’d rather have healthy kids than mollycoddled millionaires

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christhebarker @christhebarker.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I spent over two hours photoshopping something last night that ai could have done in 12 seconds and would probably have looked better. Do you ever wonder why you’re bothering any more?

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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 26/09/2026

Whatever you do, don't smoke an entire brisket at a job interview, it's a lot of equipment to bring in, it takes a really long time to do it right and those conference rooms have notoriously poor ventilation

Someone smoking a brisket and poking it with a meat thermometer to see what the internal temperature is

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Sebas @ohlookbirdies.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Absolutely wild to hear "is computer human" from dickheads who treat large groups of people as if they're not

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Ciara | Ciaraíoch 🎨 @ciaraioch.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

In case anyone is curious what the internet thinks of 36 year old women in the prime of their lives, all my Instagram ads are now for either egg freezing facilities or hip replacement information

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

"If you drove your Chevy to the levee and the levee was wet, wouldn't *that* be more of a problem?" We meant questions about the job.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

This isn't funny, people. GB News presenters only do Blue Steel when they're in extreme distress.

Martin Daubney pursing his lips as he listens intently

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Th*s p*st h*s *st*r*sks *n *ll th* wr*ng fucking pl*c*s.

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Petrus Crinitus @petruscrinitus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Now the WP are 'All the president's men'...

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Seth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Interviewing the inventor of napalm about his hats

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Toby Earle 🇺🇦 @tobyontv.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

have fun at all those oasis gigs next year where Liam spends the entire set moaning about the Premier League

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

This takes less than a minute and the deadline is tonight. Can you respond to Ofwat's consultation to demand they BLOCK the water bill hike. If water companies can't survive without hiking our bills, let them go bust and bring them into public ownership. weownit.org.uk/NoBillHike

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Ofwat: No to water bills hike, let them go bust - Respond by midnight on Thursday 24th September

Demand that Ofwat says no to bill hikes. Let water companies go bust and bring them into public ownership for nothing.

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BladeoftheSun @bladeofthes.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Palantir CEO Alex Karp laughs about profiting from killing Palestinians using AI. He calls them 'Hamas' 'useful idiots' and 'mostly terrorists'. But there is only one terrorist here, Palantir are war criminals.

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

What in the Polygrip Ultra is going on with Trump's teeth?

Donald Trump speaking, with his top teeth looking much lower than they should be

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Temu Lord Haw-Haw's having quite the tantrum about the possibility of the government finding out where the disinformation is coming from. Weird, that.

Nigel Farage standing in front of a union flag with the word 'disinformation' on screen

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Oonagh @okeating.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

"Nigel Farage says the government is attacking free speech with this new National Centre for Information Defence. What did he say, Roy?" "He said 'Russia told me to say the government is attacking free speech with this new National Centre for Information Defence.'"

Renee and Roy from the Fast Show. A middle-aged couple sitting on a train

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thepokeuk.bsky.social @thepokeuk.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The Lost Films of Hollywood hits the sweet spot of film history, clever design, and hilarious comedy www.thepoke.com/2026/09/23/t... (H/T @christhebarker.bsky.social)

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Resident Warren G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

“Cis isn’t a real word” first of all, yes it is, and second of all, isn’t it interesting how you didn’t throw a similar tantrum over “McGriddle.”

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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Saw a thing saying take a test to find which character from The Simpsons you are. I don't need to take a test, I can say pretty definitively that I am not in The Simpsons.

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Rose Ruane @regretteruane.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Babe, come over, I’m using fragments of The True Cross as cocktail sticks to make a cheese & pineapple hedgehog

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Chris Boyd @paperghost.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

you know what's annoying? setting nine hundred alarms to make sure you absolutely do not sleep through a very early rise, and then you wake exactly 3 minutes before the first alarm goes off

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Ed Morrish @edmorrish.com · 22/09/2026

“people aren’t putting enough into their pensions” oh no, are they just frittering away all that spare money that everyone has at the end of the month “your employer contributes, too!” that’s great news for those of you with an employer

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Graeme Swanson @swansonian.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Bluesky/ Twitter

Screenshot from the first episode (after the pilot) of Columbo

Screenshot from the last episode of Columbo.

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Matt Owen @mjowen174.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I am a writer of the words & sentences (some funny). I’ve done most things: written gags, speeches, scripts, TV ads - if you require such an individual, then I am that person. Website (here) www.mathew-owen.co.uk any RTs (or whatever they’re called on here) gratefully received. Cheers👍👍

mathew-owen.co.uk

Mathew Owen | Speech Writer | Manchester

Bespoke wedding speeches from a professional comedy writer.

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Sooz Kempner @soozuk.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Me aged 8 when my dad converted our garden shed in to a home office and had to run cables through. There were offcuts of wood and plastic wiring and a hammer and nails and I asked if I could play with it and was just hammering wood and wiring together all afternoon saying "I'm building a computer!"

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