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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Some of us got into computers because we have OCD and enjoy machines that more or less do what they’re told and the idea of forcing anyone to interact with OS-level BonzaiBuddies to do that is frankly a little ableist to me.

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/06/2026

the "react with slurs" feature is also wildly popular among power users of X, The Everything App

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Two types of roguelikes

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Every Melania statement is like "In life, there is oftentimes a mystery, and today we make that mystery a dream"

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I thought you was in Hawaii. A lot of people say a lot of things about Hawaii.

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

such a classic scene

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

every day I see something new that feels like the most satanic thing I‘ve ever seen

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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...

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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/03/2026

remarkable that the Times basically ignores any and all public criticism except repeatedly clarifying that they are in fact transphobes

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I have permanently altered my algorithm, but it is worth it.

Cheesy horse graphic that says Honse ridding

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

its called ssh because thats what you say when you put a finger to your lips and look at the security team

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"mai vaif." - boracula

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

america is a nation of yards

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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Katie @littlelistmaker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Teachers are shot and nothing can be done but six professional child bombers die and Washington Post updates me every time the number goes up

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Matt Cropp @mattcropp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Agents have breached the house

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

First of all: President Trump has allowed the Strategic Gunk Reserve to ooze away--and the unguent markets are watching

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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

I think this is about the temperature but honestly it works for decades as well

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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

this post deserves to be presented to you by having an index card moved down word by word with photos taken of your face after every new reveal

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K. Thor Jensen @kthorjensen.bsky.social · 05/03/2026

Gryan Rim

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Jake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 03/03/2026

Somebody was saying that watching establishment Democrats learn that saying obviously true things about foreign policy is popular is like watching a toddler take its first steps

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grimm 🎃 @mugrimm.bsky.social · 02/03/2026

I'll save everyone the click, it's just this chart:

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 02/03/2026

roughly once a decade America ignores every single lesson of history to start a doomed, insane war with the promise of swift, overwhelming victory and ends up spending a trillion dollars on war crimes that accomplish nothing

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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

this is your mission. our pedophile president needs you to bomb this elementary school full of kids because he thinks it makes him look cool. also his scheming viziers will be betting money on it for fun. good luck soldier

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midgieeeek! @midgie.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

hronk hork hurk hux

hux is dozing on a bedcover with a pattern of leaves and flowers and mushrooms. he is a solid little orange creature

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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

When a dog makes a non-standard dog noise like "arooroo" or "waaaaowaah" that's when the magic happens

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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/02/2026

LOGGING ON

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 27/02/2026

5 dollars right now if you can do 10 good posts 24 normal replies 24 reading the actual article everyone on bluesky is failing

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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

"babe what are you thinking about?"

partial screenshot of an nhk world japan video called, "The Powerful Thirst of Moss"

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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026

[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife

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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

shame is back on the menu boys

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

it's fascinating to watch Costco lap every one of these clowns because they have the only CEO in America who still thinks his job is to run a company that does business and not be the main character of life forging his personal legacy with one eye on the group chat to see if they're impressed yet

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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 24/02/2026

You may not have liked Wuthering Heights but at least you did not have the Atlantic use your own words as a framing device in a review of it. Every day a new humiliation on this godforsaken earth

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Something I’ve been working on

A Venn diagram with 3 circles: “casino world”, “pedo world”, and “Hitler world” with Trump smiling in the center

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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

He's gotta be thrilled to see the McDonald's guy pee himself. But sorry bud, being a pee guy isn't highlander rules. You both pissed yourselves.

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ꀭeͤ✞ꌚe͎n̆̈ 𝕊⊍תּḋᥑy҉҉ @jetsensunday.bsky.social · 19/02/2026

I urge you to listen to this with the sound on because this is literally what his attorney whispered to him

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