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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

2-3 and 50-65 are the main age groups for acting like a 2-3yo in public

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

> getting powerpointed into doing Pearl Harbor against united persia

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

it’s not even remotely the same type of technology as when I started building shitty PHP sites in middle school and puzzling thru TCP/IP Illustrated. it’s a nightmare tbh

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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/06/2026

Some of us got into computers because we have OCD and enjoy machines that more or less do what they’re told and the idea of forcing anyone to interact with OS-level BonzaiBuddies to do that is frankly a little ableist to me.

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 02/06/2026

They should of made Vincent Gallo be Luigi

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e.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 02/06/2026

the "react with slurs" feature is also wildly popular among power users of X, The Everything App

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026

believing our economy is bad (like murder is bad) is optimistic actually

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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 19/08/2023

Saturday is all about drinking your little coffee and playing it by ear

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Triple-Q @triple-q.bsky.social · 29/04/2026

Two types of roguelikes

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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 28/04/2026

Every Melania statement is like "In life, there is oftentimes a mystery, and today we make that mystery a dream"

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Good Boy @goodboy.bsky.social · 12/04/2026

I thought you was in Hawaii. A lot of people say a lot of things about Hawaii.

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A. Marmot 🌱 @aminus.bsky.social · 22/03/2025

such a classic scene

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 06/04/2026

an old timer in the sap house this year told me there’s no such thing as good Mexican food lmao

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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

I can't believe the "New Yorker" REJECTED this cartoon!

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

do you address the soccer ball style ice cream makers in this piece

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OrbGazer @orbgazer.bsky.social · 04/03/2026

every day I see something new that feels like the most satanic thing I‘ve ever seen

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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

Go home GI, your edgelord era got indexed by the Wayback Machine and a grad student is writing about you Your girlfriend started following Hasan Piker, GI GI, your meme coinS dropped 80% in value because the president’s son rug pulled you GI

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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

They’d rather the country be poorer and whiter than rich and diverse. Of course when the pie shrinks, the rich will demand the same amount and will tell you the crumbs you’re left with are because of immigrants or trans people or DEI. bsky.app/profile/apne...

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 31/03/2026

I think we should just have one big one

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

starting a land war in Asia for no reason and getting instantly blown the fuck out? that’s deals baby

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

been really jamming on some wizened trees lately

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

my kids call this ‘guy who’s the best at fighting’

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Micah @rincewind.run · 27/03/2026

remarkable that the Times basically ignores any and all public criticism except repeatedly clarifying that they are in fact transphobes

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 27/03/2026

do yall ever think about hiring somebody who can do decent clapbacks about your bigoted nonsense or do you like this type of shit

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Blue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 26/03/2026

I have permanently altered my algorithm, but it is worth it.

Cheesy horse graphic that says Honse ridding

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 25/03/2026

hey this seems like it sucks ass, can you get that ex-NSA dipshit to come tell us that it actually is good

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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 24/03/2026

its called ssh because thats what you say when you put a finger to your lips and look at the security team

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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

🎵 Carry on my based milk son 🎵

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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

"mai vaif." - boracula

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wint @dril.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

thanks to AI our slow and humiliating national suicide will be punctuated by visual media that is so good even a dog could jack off to it

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

did u know solunar theory is astrology for boys and its 100% true

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 18/03/2026

they should change indigneosius peoples day to land back day

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 17/03/2026

God that’s such a power move for hot girls or for dumb guys in a tough spot

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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 16/03/2026

america is a nation of yards

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Sarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 14/03/2026

I know it's a silly jokey joke, but people REALLY need to stop anthropomorphizing their boyfriends. "My boyfriend told me" your boyfriend didn't "tell" you anything. "My boyfriend thinks..." your boyfriend can't actually think or feel; just output a convincing simulation of it based on probability 🙄

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Katie @littlelistmaker.bsky.social · 13/03/2026

Teachers are shot and nothing can be done but six professional child bombers die and Washington Post updates me every time the number goes up

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Matt Cropp @mattcropp.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

Agents have breached the house

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I’ve been trying to keep up with war news and it has more news for sure. Unfortunately it has all the problems you’d expect getting news from a Nazi filled swamp that causes hallucinations

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Ryan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

First of all: President Trump has allowed the Strategic Gunk Reserve to ooze away--and the unguent markets are watching

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Bingdis Wittus @crocwearer.bsky.social · 10/03/2026

You can ssh proxy thru the walls if you’ve gone native

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