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What do we even put here? Portland? Portland sports? Dumb politics?

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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 29m
It with Tim Curry debuted on network tv. The spider specifically haunted me.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
@jonbois.bsky.social not watching football
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I was a lifelong Cubs fan until after they won the World Series and they became a bandwagon team and the magic was kind of gone. Well folks, the Cubs are back.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The Titans won't score another TD all year
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ROCKY DANG TOP
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
14 feet of sunflower is too much for a windy day.
A bunch of sunflowers fallen over
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sometimes you come across people who like their own social media posts and realize that they're the saddest people on earth.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
This one might go to double-OT
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Jason Leopold @jasonleopold.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...
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Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School
Pentagon investigators have discovered that flawed intelligence, outdated imagery and an overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm sorry for my breathing I am trying so hard to not laugh
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Lisa Guerrero @lisaguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
If my party were up shit's creek in the upcoming midterms, I don't think I'd spend the two months leading up to the election doing nothing just to protect this stupid asshole.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Okay everyone is talking about The Who but the president has the theme to the Undertaker on his playlist. Like just casual listening. And it could be playing when he croaks.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Please don't post about the emmy winners some of us prefer to find out by reading a local news article tomorrow
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
D'Oh Nix
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
It's fucked up that Stephen Root hasn't won awards for everything he's ever done. Shame on Hollwood.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Give the Platypus Trophy to Oklahoma State
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I have forgotten every Jonas Brothers song in the middle of hearing it
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Chris Vannini @chrisvannini.com · 08/09/2026
BREAKING: The MAC has reversed its position and is fighting the Big Ten's extra 1 second for Michigan. "The established replay protocol requires that the game clock displayed on the program feed be used in determining whether time remained."
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Went birding
A blue heron sitting in waterAn egret in a marsh with its wings partially openA cormorant flapping its wingsA cormorant shitting
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Stumptown Footy @stumptownfooty.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
IT HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED. THE PORTLAND TIMBERS HAVE SCORED A HAT TRICK IN MLS. #RCTID
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
every one of you who wasn't alive for the 2000 election, this is exactly what it was like
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Storming the field after cheating to steal a win from a MAC school should be an automatic bowl ban.
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Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 06/09/2026
the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Welcome back college football
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Jomboy Media (Unofficial) @jomboymedia-mirror.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I get why the Blazers moved him but Jerami Grant is official Blazers Legend.
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Portland Mercury @portlandmercury.com · 27/08/2026
The Clinton Street Theater in Portland has been showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show weekly since 1978. Tonight, the theater held a special memorial for Tim Curry.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Shoutout Auntie Whispers
Auntie Whispers from Over the Garden Wall
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I've been to Rocky Horror a few times, but the first was for my friend's birthday. The show was September 14th, 2001. It was sparsely attended but enthusiastic, and my friend now has played every major cast member and hosts drag shows. I can only imagine how many sexual awakenings Tim Curry caused.
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Joel @itsjoels.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
This is the letter kids got at the end of Dolly’s Imagination Library. I defy you to read this and not cry.
Sorry, I can’t type that.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Damn it all
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Seattle Sounders have been relegated. No one is sure where yet, but it's happening.
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Frankie de la Cretaz @thefrankiedlc.news · 19/08/2026
Turning Point USA aligning themselves with Cunningham should answer any lingering questions abt the impact of her statements & the groups who are rallying behind her. Somehow, I still don't think people will wake up to the reality bc transphobia is still an acceptable form of bigotry to most people.
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SJW Travis Bickle @uzionmain.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
OK. I've had enough of nominative determinism.
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Team Talarico @teamtalaricohq.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
NEW AD: 14 years ago today, Ken Paxton stole someone's $1,000 pen. Today, Ken Paxton’s pen victim is endorsing James Talarico.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Hot take from a hotel room: elmo sucks and your kid is dumb for watching it.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
A cool thing about being born is getting birthday wishes from the dealership where I bought my car, the mortgage broker for the house my ex lives in, the dentist I stopped going to 5 years ago, the foot doctor I went to once that was recently sued, Michael's and Target.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
sources are saying that the president has been stuffed into a trash can and rolled down a hill by the iranians
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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Odysseus mentioning that he’s in the Bronze Age made me think of a caveman saying “Man it is extremely Paleolithic around here lately”
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
That's my Blazers Center
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Bad news everyone. Mitch McConnell, Jared Leto and Donald Trump are dead.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
I know a lot of people make fun of Nextdoor but sometimes it's great
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
I was very disappointed to see that my closest grocery store was doing a "remodel" which now always means putting way more things under lock and key.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
The Odyssey but done in AI and every character is Elon Musk. Polyphemus Elon, Elon turning Elons into Elon pigs, Elons shoved inside a giant Elon to kill a bunch of Elons. It's about representation.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
I can't wait for Tom Dundon to be bankrupt beyond morality.
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Andy @aestro.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Running around downtown Portland looking for anyone in Ducks gear and shouting IS THIS YOUR KING while holding up this picture
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