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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

NFL’s New Overtime Rules

- First possession per team
- Which comes first: score or possession
- If coin flip is heads, elect to kick or receive. Same if tails, once possessions
- If a field goal is kicked on first possession, team on field must acquiesce

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

did you guys know that if you fold four fingers then you’re making a thumbs up? way to go!

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da share z0ne @dasharez0ne.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

SHIRT BY dashare.zone "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" - GET AT dashare.zone WEB SIGHT - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

BLACK TSHRIT BY dashare.zone admin - "TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR" I AM AMERICAN , I DONT HAVE A DOCTOR WHEN I GET SICK OR HURT I GO TO A BUILDING THAT USED TO SELL FAST FOOD
DESIGN BY DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN -DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Still from the first teenage mutant ninja turtles showing Ralph in his very effective disguise he used to go see critters at the theater

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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 24/09/2026

reading about the pros and cons of abolishing time zones. i would have to throw like 4 of my shirts away

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.

A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.

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Kashana @kashana.blacksky.app · 20/09/2026

Americans: oh, look, a systemic issue. I will solve it individually

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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Do you ever read a series of words

Includes exclusive Hanks for our troops pumpkin brulee

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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 15/09/2026

It will always be 2016, the only thing that will change is the liberals’ scapegoat they blame for their underperformance. Bernie bros, the undecided movement, trans people, but never themselves and their dogbrained, seven-figure consultants who only know one trick: act like republicans.

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KOTH Screens @kothscreens.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

Screenshot from King of the Hill Season 5, Episode 12

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"Le Chonk" @cdgoldstein.baseballprospectus.com · 09/09/2026

watching the Orioles

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 04/09/2026

Schiano Thought cannot fail, it can only be failed.

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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

What Pablo Torre did was ridiculously impressive. Uncovered a conspiracy between rich guys, withstood a propaganda campaign by one of the richest guys in the world with a pretty good reputation, didn't buckle or panic, and just kept reporting. That's some Pulitzerin' right there.

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francis @dilfkink.kindboys.online · 31/08/2026

"testosterone makes you ugly"

Tobey Maguire spiderman saying Thats a cute opinion. Did epstein give it to you?

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 19/08/2026

The sites can still be useful, you just need sophisticated modelling to determine which bets were placed by people who had inside information

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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

I…I am apoplectic. What the fuck.

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✧𝔰𝔭𝔬𝔬𝔨𝔶 𝔪𝔲𝔡 𝔰𝔠𝔞𝔪𝔭✧ @altaudge.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

girls be like “i know a spot” and then take you here

a staircase leading down underground surrounded by water with tree branches reflecting in it

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

lol

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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 10/07/2026

You bet that decimal system is Dewey after we’re done with it

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Linda Holmes @lindaholmes.bsky.social · 05/07/2026

Ha ha I hate it here

From the New York Times:

It is a chaotic scene on the National Mall.
Several hundred people have refused to leave despite an order to evacuate because of severe inclement weather that is approaching. Some are even arguing with Secret Service agents. At one point, a crowd of people began running back toward the stage. An officer is sternly repeating the order over a bullhorn and the crowd is booing. Many have begun chanting "U.S.A., U.S.A." A federal law enforcement officer is trying to assure people that the event has not been canceled. Many are not convinced.
One man walking by blamed the situation on "liberals in the weather service," adding,
"I think this is baloney."

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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 06/12/2025

We’re shifting from glasses that make you into a legless cartoon character to pervert glasses you can use to record hotties on the subway without their consent. This is worth 2.5 trillion dollars

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 05/12/2025

Tomorrow! Saturday! Little Art Market in Silverlake! Come do some holiday shopping or just grab a coffee at the cafe and say hi! Lyric Theatre & Cafe 2106 Hyperion Ave 🎁🛍️☕️🥐☃️🌤️

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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 04/12/2025

The rise of AI tech is a crisis and it’s time everyone publicly came out against this shit. www.sfgate.com/tech/article...

sfgate.com

The time has come to declare war on AI

"It's now in everything, even if you don't want it there."

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Culture Crave 🍿 @culturecrave.co · 01/12/2025

Rockstar co-founder Dan Houser compares AI to 'mad cow disease' and says execs pushing it aren't very creative people 🎙️ Virgin Radio UK

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Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

He is risen

The Pillsbury Dough Boy float at the Macy's Parade

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

New COLLEGE TOWN!! Feat. @connershin.bsky.social & @davetheune.bsky.social!! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Grateful for these guests, wooly hogs, and a new Kevin Quiz! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social www.comedybangbangworld.com

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Possum Acquainter @possumacquainter.bsky.social · 27/11/2025

in 2007 i had a dream about kristen bell being interviewed about her heavy drinking (?) where she responded to every question with a raucous cackle and the shout: "MAMA'S GOTTA EAT!" so i made this image about it

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Mike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 26/11/2025

Picturing this guy's now on the run from the same feds who hunted down Alf

NEED TO KNOW:

Kate Beckinsale initiated that her daughter Lily Sheen's boyfriend naturally laid two eggs during an appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 24/12/2023

I cracked the code. Told my boomer dad that having motion smoothing on his TV 'makes it work twice as hard' and will 'wear it out faster' and now hes obsessed with making sure its off.

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 26/11/2025

the tip of the spear

This woman is your FRIEND
She fights for FREEDOM
Liberal Gam-Gam
Old white lady in a sun hat and cardigan holding a sign that says I LOVE NAPS BUT I STAY WOKE

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 19/11/2025

SCOOP — A former staffer for Rep. Jeff Van Drew (R-NJ), Natalie Green, 26, was charged today for falsely reporting she was attacked by 3 men who wrote "TRUMP WHORE" on her stomach bc of her job. It was staged by her + a friend. Van Drew isn't named in the complaint but I've confirmed w/ his office.

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Employee of a Federal Official Charged with Conspiracy to Falsely Report Violent Attack and Giving False Statements to Law Enforcement

A New Jersey woman was charged with conspiring and falsely reporting to law enforcement that she had been violently assaulted with a firearm due to her employment with a federal official.

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Marisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 18/11/2025

offer stands

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　　　the　　　 ghostes @rem.bsjky.team · 11/11/2025

at this round of the 12th dimensional chess game of american politics: we'll jsut sacrifice a few pawns, and be able to take their queen. oh they appear to be stabbing us now. thats really nto allo--

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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 11/11/2025

Fire Chief Dick Durbin, showing up at the four-alarm inferno with a coupon good for one (1) discounted glass of water, redeemable in three weeks.

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Paul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

How 1975 is the movie Night Moves (1975)? There is post-coital fondue

Gene Hackman and Webster’s mom are in bed and Gene is at the foot of the bed hittin the fondue pot

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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 06/09/2025

We need you to infiltrate a notorious pedophile hangout. To make sure they don't suspect you, you will be a real-life pedophile. To do this, we are going to have you become best friends with the main pedophile for years, and then to ensure you don't get in trouble, you need to get elected president.

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dan ozzi @danozzi.bsky.social · 05/09/2025

need everyone to see this one-star review of a dog trainer

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

universe loading the bases for a walkoff grand slam

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Damon Agnos @damonagnos.bsky.social · 01/09/2025

[Putting up my dukes in a fight] Meet my good friends Schumer and Jeffries

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Michael Stipe @michaelstipe.bsky.social · 30/08/2025

I can

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 29/08/2025

am i doing this meme right?

Virgin Chad meme:

"The Virgin Dems in General Elections
US.
THE CHAD Dems in Specials/Midterms:

Virgin:
Look how
conservative I am, do you like me now??
oops, I forgot to do anything other than
TV ads
Lets' talk about the deficit
send me $5
i'm dying
When they go low, we go hi
campaigning w/ king joffrey for crossover votes
Minnesota?
It's gonna be close

Chad:
Opponent's mom is in my ad
Trump won by 50% here?
No problem.

We're handing out abortion pills door-to-door

previous job was delivering pizzas.
Now I'm a senator

platform literally
Just this picture:
XX
Median voter?
Howabout you gargle DEEZ MEATY NUTZ

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Microplastics Sommelier @eephus.mov · 28/08/2025

this is an incredible bit

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The Onion @theonion.com · 27/08/2025

Area Woman Not Good Enough Artist To Justify Eccentricities theonion.com/area-woman-not-good-en…

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 22/08/2025

this iconic advertising copywriter named Kathy Hepinstall Parks died over the weekend and I wanted to share something from her website I thought Bluesky would like

Why should I write better when a machine can do it for me?
Because actually no one can do it for you, because your voice is unique among all the people on earth. Siri never petted a horse's neck. Alexa has never been ghosted by the captain of the football team. But you have lived, your heart is beating, you have suffered, and you have something important to say. It's a human's job, to use words, and whatever job you give to a machine, that part of your brain goes dark. Maybe it's worth it when it comes to remembering phone numbers and directions, but when that part of your brain that uses words goes dark, that's a vast area that's very close to your soul. Don't let some internet platform convince you that what you have to say and create isn't worthwhile. Words are the echo of your soul. Honing that echo matters.

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Steven Goldman @stevengoldman.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

1940: Annie meets a freelancer.

A panel from the "Little Orphan Annie" strip, July 26, 1940. A couple offers to take in Annie and her dog Sandy, but they don't have much money. "But I'll get regular work before long," says the man.

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Ayo @darrylayo.bsky.social · 25/08/2025

A furious person labeled both democrats and republicans screeches I hate you and hope you die at an innocent happy person labeled Zohran who is saying I like New York City

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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 01/08/2025

fuck private equity and fuck philz jesus christ

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