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Conner

@connershin.bsky.social
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The sound mixers of “Prime Time”
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
They’re gonna start charging us to not use AI aren’t they?
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
The Only time it’s okay to say “both sides are bad” is when you’re bi and still single
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Landscapes are God’s thirst traps
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I think pasta taste best when reheated the next day
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Me describing 5 pics of my cats
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👻𝓕𝓲𝓻𝓮𝔂 𝓣𝓸𝓹𝓪𝔃🎃 @fireytopaz.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Good morning BlueSky🌞 🐓🪻🍩☕
Photo of a white and black cat. It looks like the cat is talking on the phone becomes of the markings on her face. Text: The call centre cat.
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Me knowing how to pronounce “buccal fat” is a failure of society
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Eize Basa @eizebasa.baby · 12/06/2026
The internet, 2026:
NOTICE: MUST BE CUSTOMER AT ALL TIMES
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
How my cats look at me when I make myself laugh
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wait, really?
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Wish I cud talk about how amazing “Is God Is” is without sounding like this guy
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
“She didn’t seem su*cidal” -Juliet conspiracy theorists
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
I was rewatching “the rescuers down under” on Disney plus for the first time since I was a kid and they bleeped out the line where John Candy says “it’s suicide out there!” Don’t know how helpful that is
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 29/05/2026
It’s ok to be suspicious of ppl that dress super vintage all the time right?
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
I wanna be so successful that ppl me and my besties hates each other
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
CGI is like cooking chicken. If it’s not perfect you gotta just scrape it all together
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Me: “Koreans can be really harsh” My white therapist: “yeah that’s what I heard” Me: 😒
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
When one of my skinny female friends say” one burger doesn’t seem like enough”
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
The band Geese sound like white ppl walking barefoot in public
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CNN @cnn.com · 15/05/2026
Nearly 50 ICE detainees have died since President Trump returned to office last year and began pushing for mass deportations. Many of the deaths appear to have been preventable, a CNN investigation found. cnn.it/4tHqvey
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Made Cherry fan art #forbiddenfruits #fanart #painting
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
The most pretentious ppl in ur life are worried about u
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
at this point I’m half convinced Partiful was invented to further drive the loneliness epidemic
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
How I imagine meeting Meryl Streep wud go
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
How bad bitches be dressing
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YukonCorneliusJack @yukoncorneliusjack.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
3rd Edition On Sale Now!
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Smooth Dunk @smoothdunk2.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
lol the shooter has a BLUE SKY ACCOUNT, well here’s one excuse that won’t work:
4 panel comic

Panel 1: Blue Guy sits handcuffed in an interrogation room while two FBI agents watch him through a one way mirror.
Blue Guy: C’mon guys! I wasn’t actually gonna kill anyone! It was a joke.

Panel 2:
FBI Agent 1 (arms folded, looking stern): Do you believe him?

Panel 3:
FBI Agent 2 (holds up a phone and points to it): No. He has a Blue Sky Account

Panel 4: (Agent 2 looks into the interrogation room in disgust) This son of a bitch doesn’t even know what a joke is
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JoGo @mywitsend.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
The WHCA dinner will resume after this ratings bump.
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
I’m trying the low carb diet. Eating a bunch of recipes that taste like a divorce
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Charles Johnson @charles.littlegreenfootballs.com · 20/04/2026
Did I just argue with a joke?

Part of a Bluesky educational series
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Horses are crazy. Imagine being able to to trample someone to death and being named “Chestnut”
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Mine wud send me memes NONSTOP
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
My friends when I say I’m gonna cut out sugar #cats #kitties
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Alex de Campi @alexdecampi.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
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Rats taught to drive tiny cars to lower their stress levels
Researchers taught rats to drive tiny "ratmobiles" in exchange for food, which helped the rats relax.
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
I accidentally paid too much for something and now I’m mad at everyone on earth
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Was worried growing my hair out wud make me look femme but then I remembered what I looked like with long hair
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
Me at gay bars
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“james adomian” @jadomian.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
“I am become Shiva, destroyer of jobs”
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Who tf named these?
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a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .
ALT: a small axolotl is walking on a piece of paper .
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
“Hamlet” sounds as silly as “Hamnet” when you think about it
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Training to get Pilates certified
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a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him
ALT: a man playing a guitar with the words " i hurt myself today " next to him
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
Feeling this level of dumb today
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Just did a search on “miniatures” on Bluesky in order to plug my show on miniatures and it’s trending cuz Bovino is in the news rn
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Conner @connershin.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Almost bought these for myself
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CRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
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