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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 18h

I think it’s sweet that after the Cornell news broke, Shane Gillis felt safe enough to come out on national television as yet another man who has never had consensual sex. Representation matters 💓

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Sometimes I sneak over to Bluesky to be a little bitch because I know barely anyone important is on here. It’s important to have platforms and friends like this. (The last part was the bitchy part)

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN!Feat. @nickmandernach.bsky.social & Anthony Gioe!!! Never listened? Start here! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Email controversy! A Jan betrayal! The hottest yard sale & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

You’d think I’d be into this trend of 90’s celebs telling very old tales on each other in order to sell memoirs they did not pen themselves but I am not. Just put the movies on streamers where I can find them!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

We are in an insane time where everyone, and with righteous fury, refuses to use at least one billionaire-owned mega company but then does in fact use some if not all the others. And this isn’t a criticism. I am also guilty but it’s endlessly funny to me which ones people choose to keep and discard.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Shut up, Sam Altman. “Accept the bad things in return for the benefits” which are then never apparent is MY personal tactic when pitching myself to friends.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

It’s funny how it changed from “When I was a kid we walked to school and it was uphill both ways!” to “When I was a kid summer weather wasn’t perilous, the mosquitoes didn’t cause death, and when we left the house the phone calls and emails were not allowed to follow us like predators.”

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

It’s COLLEGE TOWN’s 🎉200th episode! 🎉 feat. @jaime-moyer.bsky.social & @nnamdingwe.bsky.social! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! Cats, aspics, romance, neighbor drama & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Move over MacGyver, I’m in a hotel room and just used the grippy heel of one of my no-show socks to open a tough cap on my Harmless Harvest coconut water. I can’t tell is this tweet dates me as boomer or millennial/gen z cusp.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

It feels genuinely ridiculous having to say this, but the point of art is to connect with another human. Someone thought of that painting or melodic line or scene or paragraph that is suddenly making you weep, and that means that they saw you and understood you without even meeting you.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Literally what I look like. And yet… not incentive enough to stop scrolling.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 11/01/2022

Not to make my friends having kids about me but several of them did literally choose “create a new white man for the world” over hanging out with me.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Did anyone else’s Google Maps voice change overnight to a bad impression of Romy in Romy and Michele?

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. @yourfriendlilan.bsky.social & Lyndsey Frank! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) Robot? Human? Shoved Jan down or wants to date her? Crumb hugs & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Apply this to describing billionaires and tech bros as well.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me, a dumber less hot version of that girl from The Queen’s Gambit, lying in bed envisioning a giant checkerboard on my ceiling, feverishly whispering “king me, king me, KING ME” until even the flies in their cobweb shrouds tremble from my power.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Did we ever get an Ugly Duckling sequel about how the swan felt when it hit middle age?

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Dan Lippert & Olivia West Nielsen! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me! Seth Morris!) A hairy tumor talking! A worm wriggling! Fish that KNOW! & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

One of my fave pods PLUS ME?!?!? Listen in for our recalls, our recollections, and for me and Andy almost getting into it… unless he cut that. Sorry! I’m messy!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am shocked to see accurate public Covid info. Bravo, Durham County.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

We have to stop anthropomorphizing billionaires.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 12/09/2026

“Thank you for this fuckertunity.” I’m just giving this away for free. I don’t think I’ll be in a situation where I need it but please, polite sluts, take it!

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Anne Lane & Ithamar Enriquez! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris!) A hairy crisis! Dream jobs! Audience plants & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

What a super power to be waiting for a repairman and just GO ABOUT YOUR DAY instead of sitting and actively waiting (i.e. doing nothing for hours and not enjoying it)

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

If you hear the calming, faint clickity click of raindrops, make sure you glance over in case nope, it’s termites crawling up the wall and falling off the ceiling onto the floor. Why do these things happen at 10pm?

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

I saw one spider catch another spider in its web and wrap it up as it struggled. I knew they were cannibals but it still really turned my stomach. I ended up throwing out a perfectly good spider I had just sautéed for lunch.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. dream guests @mitchsilpa.bsky.social & Nicole Parker! Hosted by Jan & Beebo! (Me & Seth Morris!) Coma wives! Dream demons! Comedic actor Daniel Day Lewis & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

The text says “seen” but funnily enough I don’t *feel* I have been.

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Grobian Syboe @grobiansyboe.bsky.social · 03/04/2025

“I don’t give a rats ass” It was never yours to give

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Covid is still quietly being a destructive little bitch. (Some of you def have long covid not perimenopause SORRY I KNOW IT’S NOT AS SEXY). Don’t rely on your covid-conscious pals to keep you in the loop- this is a good free newsletter for info: thesicktimes.us7.list-manage.com/track/click?...

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The Sick Times newsletter

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

New COLLEGE TOWN! Feat. Paul Rust & Genetra Tull! Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me! Seth Morris!) The hag movement lives on & so do our sickly wormy selves! This and more at cbbworld.com! Produced: @scottaukerman.bsky.social @brettmorris.bsky.social @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Does this seem fun? I will post something I Google every day in this thread for a week.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Felt cute Didn’t have my readers on Will delete immediately

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Robert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 23/08/2026

Elon Musk is planning to spend up to $200 million to help Republicans in this year’s midterms. That’s just 0.024% of his total net worth. Oligarchs can rig the system at the expense of everyone else, and only spend pennies doing so. We must get Big Money out of politics.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

I used to think my Google search history was the thing that would betray my sad, dark underbelly, but I just found my comment history on Reddit and honey we have a new contender.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

I don’t want Chanty Beluga or Jimothy or A-list celebrities doing podcasts. I want 90’s summer temperatures back. I want coffee houses and landlines and the dancing Ally McBeal baby. I want the last goddamn 30 years of my LIFE BACK.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

With my level of stomach problems and the lack of government food oversight, it would only take one blueberry or a leaf of lettuce to do me in and there’s something comforting about that.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I’m at the age where if I send this gif it’s to show that I’m hopping around to improve bone density.

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Excited Girls Clapping

ALT: Excited Girls Clapping

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

We need to retire the sort of active listening that is repeating nearly word for word what the speaker just said. My god how I yearn for an expressive “Ugh!”or “I know!” in response sometimes.

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Brian J. @mrbrianj.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

I’d like to publicly thank CBB World for releasing this episode on my birthday

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

New 🎶musical🎶 COLLEGE TOWN!!! Feat. Zach Reino & Jessica McKenna @danawickens.bsky.social 🥁 @brettmorris.bsky.social 🎸 Hosted by Jan & Beebo (me & Seth Morris) Ghosts! Singing! Crepes? & more! Produced by @scottaukerman.bsky.social Brett Morris @cbbworld.bsky.social comedybangbangworld.com

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Get back to me when you can tell me what’s extremely chic.

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Q: What’s Eating Gilbert Grape? A: The Grapes of Wrath

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

What a life endeavor. And with pronouns to really drive home their character.

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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Medicare for All is a good idea. You deserve it & we can afford it ICE eats my ass the morning after I’ve attended a chili cook-off

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Erin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Using a fake AI video to trash Trump is like getting Woody Allen to do a cameo saying child molesting is bad. It’s wearing a Protect Trans Kids shirt to a Harry Potter movie. It’s eating a salad in the summer of 2026 to protest diarrhea. It’s posting an anti Epstein meme to a Michael Jackson song.

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