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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 7h
look, if the pentagon wants IT security then they have to do what the rest of us do: hire trans furries who go to renfest don't ask me why, idk, i just know that data is insecure until sanctified by the holy aura of someone who checks at least one of those boxes. it's part of god's plan.
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pete rogers, professional diaper changer @petemrogers.bsky.social · 8h
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Wah Wah Cry
ALT: Wah Wah Cry
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Lauren Theisen @laurentheisen.bsky.social · 10h
here's an excerpt from EVERY TIME A BELL RINGS on Defector! defector.com/a-search-for...
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A Search For Movie History In Upstate New York | Defector
The following is excerpted from Every Time a Bell Rings, a book of essays about It’s A Wonderful Life by Lauren Theisen and Emily St. James. It is available for purchase now. The bridge in Seneca Fall...
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Aria Winningson @aria.labeledrude.online · 23h
somehow tech-priest has emerged as an increasingly viable career path
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 30/09/2026
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Peter Flax @pflax1.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am sorry but SI will forever be the shorthand name of the greatest sports magazine ever published, which Time Inc sold to Meredith in 2018 and then was owned by a series of increasingly disreputable publishers and ceased print publication in 2024.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just a reminder that one reason alt text is cool as hell is: if the website is breaking and the images aren't loading, you can still enjoy the image posts with alt text
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Kelsey Atherton @atherton.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Universal Daycare is a staggering boon for working parents and for kids, it is among the greatest blessings of living in New Mexico in this time, and everywhere else should be so lucky. The whole point is to make stay-at-home a choice, not obligation, so everyone can have full lives as full people.
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 29/09/2026
NYers READ SHARE DONATE My friend Chelsea's daughter has leukemia & needs platelet transfusions. She can *only* have AB platelets. You can donate if you are AB+ or AB-. Please go to Sloane Kettering at 1250 1st Ave. Say they're for Stella Suther. DM me for her bday www.reddit.com/r/AskNYC/s/a...
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 02/06/2026
Debbie Harry in VIDEODROME saying “Don’t be afraid to let your body die.”
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tweety fish oh wow like a chimera or something spoooky @sifu.tweety.fish · 28/09/2026
the thing about Jensen Huang is that he will never ever ever not fundamentally be a guy who runs a graphics card company. Like sure yeah whatever scientific computing AI ok ok he learned everything he needs to know selling VGA cards with badly photoshopped box art at E3 in 1996
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 28/09/2026
people keep talking to the computer like it's a person that remembers things and not just a probability machine. it's been several years now of "you're right, that's on me. i shouldnt have erased your hard drive" and they're still surprised when it happens
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Joey Esposito @joeyesposito.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
terminator reboot but it’s humans going back to 1999 to make sure Y2K happens so the internet dies forever
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Instantly cured my depression thinking about Hank Hill pronouncing "Nier: Automata"
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Eugene Vinitsky 🍒 @eugenevinitsky.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A rich person can never be held accountable. Therefore, a rich person must never make a societal decision
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Hunter @hunterub.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Killing the for-profit health insurance industry would immediately improve American life, and is probably the single biggest improvement to Americans' lives govt could provide. It devolved into 'scam' 20 years ago; now it's a nest of scams within scams.
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 26/09/2026
oh the economy is about to fucking implode isnt it
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 26/09/2026
watching TONY
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Did You Used To Be A Piece Of Shit Oh Yeah I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson
Alt: Did You Used To Be A Piece Of Shit Oh Yeah I Think You Should Leave With Tim Robinson
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 26/09/2026
Oh mama
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.
A crowded broadsheet with way too many fonts. It says:
Forget ChatGPT Flyers
Say it with 
Broadsheets
Unlimited fonts
Stretch them
Or cram a really long sentence into one line for no good reason
No whitespace
Mix capital and lowercase
Pointing hands
(They're called manicules!)
Don't be left behind
Broadsheets are the future
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 08/08/2026
I haven't seen anyone on here fawn over the Carlisle 5216 cup for a while and I think perhaps that's where we have gone astray as a community
A Carlisle 5216 16 ounce stackable tumbler cup in ruby red, ubiquitous in many a pizza restaurant from our youths
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Maryn McKenna @marynmck.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...
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Interactive: Meat recall linked to fake USDA labels
Pork, beef and goat products are being recalled after a company allegedly used fake USDA inspection labels. Explore our interactive guide to see which products are affected and what to look for.
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Alison @psychichearts.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
THERES A THROUPLE ON BAKE-OFF
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 25/09/2026
I cannot wait to find out what the grifter lady version of “cherry tomato boys” is
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 24/09/2026
fuck me lol
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Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI
WASHINGTON—Reflecting on the past fling and remarking how time had flown by, local golden retriever Daisy told reporters Thursday that she could not believe the guy she hooked up with 10 years ago was...
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 24/09/2026
oh christ hes gonna have mamdani assassinated isnt he
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli
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Whitney Curry Wimbish @whitneycwimbish.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The youngest person his pager attack killed was 9-year-old Fatima Abdullah, who had just started 4th grade. The pager was on a table when it went off and she picked it up to take to her dad. It exploded in her face and reports said it covered the room in her blood. She wanted to learn English.
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 24/09/2026
Damn, socialism seems pretty fucking cool if you ask me
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Preeti Chhibber @runwithskizzers.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
all these people sound like this:
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 24/09/2026
aw im just a little guy punching the clock at the genocide factory dont blame me :(
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 24/09/2026
Trumps old doctor who said he had the most muscles and biggest dick of any president or whatever, total fuckin quack
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BOOles @awawa.pics · 24/09/2026
does bisexual mean once every two sexes or twice per sex
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Leah McElrath @leahmcelrath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
AP Stylebook warns against anthropomorphizing AI systems: “Avoid language that gives them human characteristics… Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.”
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Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics. This is called anthropomorphizing, when we ascribe human traits, emotions or behaviors to non-human things, such as animals or inanimate objects.
Instead, explain what a system does, how well it performs, who built it and who could be affected by it.
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 23/09/2026
It's a good thing this is happening in America otherwise we'd get invaded by America
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 23/09/2026
thats what she said
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 23/09/2026
damn its not up to code? better tear it down 🤷‍♂️
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John in Western New York @johnwalczak.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
So ICE agents are getting fired before their probationary periods are up and are having to repay the $50,000 signing bonus. I love this for them.
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☠️deadsized☠️ @boner.dad · 22/09/2026
gonna start calling all these dipshits single minded as a top tier insult
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jenny tightpants @jtp.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"i have created the machine that thinks." you fucked up a perfectly good graphics card is what you did. look at it. it's got anxiety
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paulpro @mariopro.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
@smoothdunk2.bsky.social
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Eoin Higgins @eoinhiggins.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
You’re right—that plane shouldn’t have gone there. That’s my fault, and I should have made sure there wasn’t a terminal in the landing path. Would you like me to call emergency services, or assist with lining up takeoffs?
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Tony Adornato @robottony.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Cliff @cliff.leaninto.it · 19/09/2026
Never lose your keys again
A buttplug that can hold keys
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ohio is a prison
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matt cos @costabiled.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
happy 22nd birthday to the Ninga Turtle tweet brother MC
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Nothings Monstered @nothingsmonstrd.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Refrigerator — Alex Colville, 1977 Acrylic polymer emulsion on hardboard
A painting of a man a painting of a man, a woman, and three cats all clustered around an open refrigerator door in a kitchen at night. 
the man is drinking a glass of milk. the woman and the cats are looking into the refrigerator to see what's there. 
none of them are wearing any clothes
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Gizmodo @gizmodo.com · 18/09/2026
FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
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FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Woman Willing to Date Them
ICE officers on dating apps should be wary of tradwives, an FBI memo suggested, as well as any woman whose profile would "appeal" to them.
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acabylon bee @acabylonbee.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
republicans eating veggie burgers might be history's most significant recession indicator
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