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Mr Targeted Harassment

@jarjarfan69.bsky.social
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
FUCK
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Scott Jennings speaking to Mitch McConnell
Scene from the movie My Girl where the girl keeps saying that dead Macaulay Culkin needs his glasses but dead Macaulay Culkin doesn't need his glasses because he's dead
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
(tom cruise doing the thing where he smiles even though he's really mad) eat your shorts? is that your message to me, bart?
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
At least he won't be president during the next world cup
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treb @treblaw.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Alexis Lalas
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Enjoy
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another morgan @mheslin.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
imagining a grizzled hardboiled detective saying this while gripping some guy's lapels at a shady bar
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
If you never saw the chive, the best description i could give is that it was designed for guys exactly like this in mind.
Old tweet from "The Bearded One" that says, "Said goodbye to my youngest son last night. He passed peacefully held by my ex wife. Now to #KCCO lookin like a @TheChive shirt kind of day."
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Trump with Rubio and Macron showing off a picture of Garfield with huge honkers
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Alexander Abnos @anabnos.com · 17/06/2026
As I'm sure others have pointed out, Lionel Messi scored that opening goal v Algeria at the same end of Arrowhead Stadium as Miklos Molnar in the 2000 MLS Western Conference Final mini-game.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
I called in sick at Kroger to see Korn at Lollapalooza. Let’s not make a federal case about it
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 31/05/2026
chicken in a wemby jersey
chicken in a wemby jersey
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Folks........The San Antonio Spurs. Thanks.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Angels Appearing before the Shepherds, by Henry Ossawa Tanner, 1910
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
Faving every Wemby related tweet I see. Keep em coming everyone. We aren't going to sleep tonight in San Antonio.
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fraser ramon @fraserramon.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
More like bring me the Verizon
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
He said the same thing about Democrats and Graham Platner.
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Magnum, T.I.(M.) @hydrationchimp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Big Food is rebranding ultra processed food right now, and none of you even care smdh
The way Big Food is rebranding ultra processed food right now should concern
EVERYONE!
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
spread the Hondavirus by test driving the all new 2027 Accord today
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 07/05/2026
i guess the guy who runs this website got caught whackin his pud. big deal. we all do it. erase the stigma @safety.bsky.app
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Man shut the fuck up
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
one reason that there isnt a left version of right wing media is dem politicians and campaigns prop up right wingers for clearing the lowest bar possible rather than lift up left wing voices
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spirit airlines presents: airplane fall @makeitsnow.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
night of the long island iced teas
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
a fun thing to watch is pornos
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The Jarmer Fones @thefarmerjones.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Reminder that you can order pretty much any book you'd ever want via your local bookstore's online website — might be a buck or two more than Amazon, but well worth it to support local small business owners!
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 14/04/2026
Beast Mode
Earlier Monday on X, conservative activist Riley Gaines said she couldn't understand why Trump posted the image, asking: "Does he actually like this?" She added that "a little humility would serve him well" and that "God shall not be mocked."

When asked if he took the post down because of Gaines' and others' criticism, President Trump said no. "I didn't listen to Riley Gaines. I'm not a big fan of Riley, actually."
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
Very subtle!
A daily caller graphic that says "old MAGA" with 4 well-known MAGA gentiles and "new MAGA" featuring 4 famous Jewish MAGA people.
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 04/04/2026
It’s called “Gollumizing”
Chumbox ad “The Sleep Apnea Trick Doctor Never Mention - But Patients Love It” and it’s a before and after AI looking photo of an old man looking like Dick Vitale who then looks like James Carville
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Sitcom People @sitcompeople.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Congratulations in advance to the next Attorney General of the United States.... Alan Dershowitz
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jim barbacoa® @ericisgood.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
sheriff joe's mom died giving birth to him, while harold's mom also died while shititing
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Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
episode 006
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
Mark Dice tweet. "I just called @baltimorepolice to report the 'Kill Trump' song by Abdel Ibrahim, and they said they didn't care amd then hung up on me.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
I wish the fact that DHS has been culpable in an alarmingly high number of homicides should be a bigger story than a twitch streamer being too mean to Israel. @jaketapper.bsky.social you stupid bitch.
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James Hell Brooks @kleinman.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
So that's what it looks like without the hands
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"fart" @jonhendren.com · 29/03/2026
it would be crazy if it happens while you're on a plane because some of the passengers would start crying and like have no where to go for hours while everyone else is really happy and laughing and going nuts
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
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Ishmael, The Transition will be Live @comrade-ishmael.bsky.social · 27/03/2026
Vincent Bevins
@Vinncent
In the final years of South African Apartheid, the white government decided it must 1) overthrow the government of Angola 2) install a puppet regime in Namibia 3) attack Zimbabwe 4) attack Botswana 5) attack Zambia in order to survive. This did not work
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
Folks....
Black-chinned hummingbird landing on a feeder I'm holdingBlack-chinned hummingbird drinking from a feeder I'm holding
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
oh my god. Did you see Taibbi's hat? Oh fuck. Ha ha. he looks so fucking stupid. I can’t breathe. what the hell even is it?
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
"Helping ease bottlenecks"
A hog on his phone while hundreds of people he's supposed to be helping wait in line.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
I got nothing
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
Go ahead. Keep screa.ing. shut the fuck up at me. It only makes my opinions worse
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Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social · 18/03/2026
The US should not be allowed to host the World Cup while it is bombing other countries. It shows how corrupt FIFA is that this hasn't been an automatic dealbreaker.
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
israeli anton chigurh moving all his stuff into llewelyn moss's trailer the moment he goes on the run
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Tom Orsborn @tomorsborn.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
A look at Bismack Biyombo’s latest effort to ease the suffering in his war-torn home, the DR Congo. "I just hope we can all continue to pour love into each other's lives because if we keep waiting for governments to bring love, we will never get it," he said.  www.expressnews.com/sports/spurs...
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Bismack Biyombo's latest effort to aid Congo centers on young artists
His foundation will auction off paintings at its gala Friday to raise funds to ease suffering in the war-torn country.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
@fetterman.senate.gov
A dumb bitch
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Uh oh
Jim Cramer saying,"Not buying the 2007 scenario."
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