Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 1mA better way of saying "speaking truth to pain" would be "unnecessarily individualizing a collective problem" or maybe just "blaming the victim". 000
Reposted by ClsnElectric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 1hin the words of @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social: to keep functioning, society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities 1948
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 1hAs @wattfrompedro.bsky.social wrote, "no hope! see, that's what gives me guts". 150
Reposted by ClsnMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 21hnot sure why I made this but now you have to see it 8978253015
Reposted by Clsnamy brown @amybrown.xyz · 5hremember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life 2054694
Reposted by ClsnPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18hThe “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo 422622367
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 6hThis is the way. I won a smaller, less prestigious prize for 1. While waiting for the water to boil, why not finish yesterday's last half cup of cold coffee? 030
Reposted by ClsnBasquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 8hHere's my award winning coffee recipe: 1- make drip coffee 2- forget about the coffee until it is five degrees above room temperature. 3-Drink it without cream or sugar. 4-Hate yourself 1121
Reposted by ClsnRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 18hTime for this classic again. 127131564450
Reposted by Clsnalexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15hme: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin 1322239
Reposted by ClsnJesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23hPODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore 11864143
Reposted by ClsnJessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed 3444681071
Reposted by ClsnDeano 🏳️🌈 @deanosaur.bsky.social · 22hI always thought it was notable how tweety jacks off much less than the other looney tunes characters 01513
Reposted by ClsnNicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone. 044871
Reposted by ClsnMonteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I was at an event where @deanpreston.bsky.social spoke this weekend.He said something worth repeating. The oligarchs at the fed and local level like to talk about “efficiency” when they cut programs. That’s horseshit. Programs aren’t cut because they’re inefficient, they’re cut because they WORK.thefrisc.comTough Love vs. Drop-In: A SoMa Center Must Close As SF’s Sober Version Opens NearbyRough conditions on Sixth Street spur complaints and the end of a drop-in center. The city wants ‘amenities that energize the whole community.’ 1143
Reposted by Clsnmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026awoke this morning with a Vision 4989711650
Reposted by ClsnThe Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort. 9768031544
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026*bravely* I don't understand the current colloquial terms about standing. Your "on business"es, your "ten toes down", so forth. It's fine, there's a lot of things I don't understand. 011
Reposted by ClsnJay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026We lost a true warrior tonight, my favorite kitchen spatula for 20 years. Gonna pour one out. 251229164
Reposted by ClsnIt's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026In case it gets lost in the shuffle elsewhere, we're going to be doing another live show (with call-in) this Thursday at 9pm Eastern for our $10 patrons. Special co-host Brandi Brown (and hopefully others) will finally wrestle with the 2014 film CHRISTIAN MINGLE. (Inspired by the website of course.) 0191
Reposted by ClsnSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“In order to maintain marital harmony, I try to minimize the amount of time I spend communicating with or thinking about my wife.” 1184
Reposted by ClsnOakland Review of Books @oaklandreviewofbooks.org · 29/09/2026What’s with OPD's new contract? ORB chatted with @oakland-observer.bsky.social about his reporting from city council. www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/whats-with-o...oaklandreviewofbooks.orgWhat’s with OPD's new contract?We asked the Oakland Observer to explain what is going on. 1118
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026You'd think this would go over in Ireland because this comedian bombs more than the IRA ever did, but no. www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...independent.ieIsraeli comedian calls to ‘activate the pagers we scattered in Ireland’ following Nations League defeatIvgeni Zarubinski made his comments in response to ‘incitement against Israel’ and ‘anti-semitism’ 022
Reposted by ClsnElizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026ok I was inspired by a post elsewhere on my timeline and now I think all my music opinions should be considered sephiroth posting 2413
Reposted by ClsnAmanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 28/09/2026I'm interviewing Bluesky execs on stage at TechCrunch Disrupt in a few weeks, so it's only fitting to ask on Bluesky... what do people want to know? 659125
Reposted by ClsnMoby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me 201011347
Reposted by ClsnMutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026a headline dripping with pathos: swagless dipshit gets no honey at honeypot convention 1112
Reposted by ClsnGrant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm choosing to take AI boomer memes and laboriously recycle them into memes like we used to make them 522214
Reposted by Clsntranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 07/08/2023TNG: office DS9: dive bar VOY: found family ENT: BBQ at divorced entrepreneur's house DISCO: $8000/week summer camp PICARD: NGO that ivy league grads work at for a year or two before deciding they can actually do the most good in finance 0319
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026TOS: your dad's drunken stories from the navy that you're always a little uncomfortable hearing about 0249
Reposted by ClsnFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026oh, i read what you posted, it's just that it was very stupid 441711
Reposted by ClsnKenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/08/2023Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die 540666
Reposted by Clsnjane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026apprently tbis is how nutter butter is marketing itself now 11245