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Middle-aged union member and newspaper subscriber. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast: I don't have the files, if you want them, try the Facebook group. He/him is fine.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 1m
A better way of saying "speaking truth to pain" would be "unnecessarily individualizing a collective problem" or maybe just "blaming the victim".
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 47m
FINALLY some Beatles
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Electric Kool-Aid Bechdel Test @i-rohl.bsky.social · 1h
in the words of @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social: to keep functioning, society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
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Jackson O'Brien @sprobeforebros.bsky.social · 1h
Big fucking shit
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 1h
As @wattfrompedro.bsky.social wrote, "no hope! see, that's what gives me guts".
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maud @peloriemate.net · 25/08/2026
some oomfs need to hear this
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zach @extrafabulous.bsky.social · 5h
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 5h
You are NOT ready for what this is a reply to.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 21h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 5h
remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 18h
The “super intelligence” thing is useful in the sense that if someone calls AI that you know you are dealing with a TURBO bozo
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Comics Outta Context 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️ @comiccontext.bsky.social · 8h
A steel shark, a rocket engine blowing out of it's tail, maneuvers to catch a woman in its teeth, biting her in half. From a boat a man with a handgun witnesses blood and two halfs of the woman seperating in mid-air. 
He says, "Oh, my God...NO!"
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 6h
This is the way. I won a smaller, less prestigious prize for 1. While waiting for the water to boil, why not finish yesterday's last half cup of cold coffee?
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Basquiatball @basquiatball.bsky.social · 8h
Here's my award winning coffee recipe: 1- make drip coffee 2- forget about the coffee until it is five degrees above room temperature. 3-Drink it without cream or sugar. 4-Hate yourself
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Rebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 18h
Time for this classic again.
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alexis simpson @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 15h
me: jrr. you gotta stop naming dwarves jrr tolkien: borgen and lorgen and forgen and clorgen. bujingo and judingo and bobingo. choin and groin and sloin and of course, bloin
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 6h
Sad Etsy Handmaiden
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 8h
bro are you five
Greg Brockman’s signature. Imagine if a kindergartener wrote the letters “gdb.”
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Jesse Raub @jesseraub.online · 23h
PODCAST HOST: the blood from the crime scene was found to actually be from the murder victim PODCAST CO-HOST: wait… the murder victim… died? with blood PODCAST HOST: i know—i was thinking the same thing. but then i read in the report that they died from the blood not being in the body anymore
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jj skolnik @supremenothing.myatproto.social · 20h
“what’s this bullshit now”
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metal dot txt @metaltxt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There he is
J Mascis in front of a No Parking In Driveway sign
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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I have separated the art from the artist and am now whipping the art to stiff peaks, after which I will gently fold it into the artist before baking at 350 til golden and puffed
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 20h
"We fucked your dog."
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Deano 🏳️‍🌈 @deanosaur.bsky.social · 22h
I always thought it was notable how tweety jacks off much less than the other looney tunes characters
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 22h
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 19/12/2024
Work Bully: How coms't thou hither? A worm? (New girl blushes and turns away) Bully's Henchman: You pebble! You stone! (Cronies laugh) Me: (bravely standing) Let her alone.
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Monteiro @monteiro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I was at an event where @deanpreston.bsky.social spoke this weekend.He said something worth repeating. The oligarchs at the fed and local level like to talk about “efficiency” when they cut programs. That’s horseshit. Programs aren’t cut because they’re inefficient, they’re cut because they WORK.
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Tough Love vs. Drop-In: A SoMa Center Must Close As SF’s Sober Version Opens Nearby
Rough conditions on Sixth Street spur complaints and the end of a drop-in center. The city wants ‘amenities that energize the whole community.’
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
really tedious. thanks
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Hagai Palevsky (he/him) @dialhforhagai.bsky.social
Wile E. Coyote, despaired, takes a bucket of paint and a brush and paints a beautiful two-bedroom house on a mountainside. He paints a beautiful coyote wife in the window, and two adorable coyote kids running around in the yard. He tries to enter this new coyote life, but it is inaccessible to him
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
The formatting of this Beckett quote does still represent resilience and determination, just of a very different sort.
A neon light art piece of Samuel Beckett's famous quote "I can't go on. I'll go on" but spaced - it would seem inadvertently- so that it reads "I can't goon. I'll goon".
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*bravely* I don't understand the current colloquial terms about standing. Your "on business"es, your "ten toes down", so forth. It's fine, there's a lot of things I don't understand.
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Jay Jaffe @jayjaffe.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
We lost a true warrior tonight, my favorite kitchen spatula for 20 years. Gonna pour one out.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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It's Christmastown @itschristmastown.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
In case it gets lost in the shuffle elsewhere, we're going to be doing another live show (with call-in) this Thursday at 9pm Eastern for our $10 patrons. Special co-host Brandi Brown (and hopefully others) will finally wrestle with the 2014 film CHRISTIAN MINGLE. (Inspired by the website of course.)
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Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
“In order to maintain marital harmony, I try to minimize the amount of time I spend communicating with or thinking about my wife.”
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@petemarchetto.bsky.social
To be fair, I find it quite useful. In order to maintain marital harmony, do as I have done; set up an Al to send a loving text message to your spouse two or three times a week.
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Pete Marchetto @petemarchetto.bsk... • 5h
Extra tip: Once every ten days or so, have it include the words 'I'm sorry, I shouldn't have done that. That was really stupid.' There will always be something wrong, and the apology will be applied to whatever infraction you may have committed automatically by your spouse.
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Oakland Review of Books @oaklandreviewofbooks.org · 29/09/2026
What’s with OPD's new contract? ORB chatted with @oakland-observer.bsky.social about his reporting from city council. www.oaklandreviewofbooks.org/whats-with-o...
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What’s with OPD's new contract?
We asked the Oakland Observer to explain what is going on.
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You'd think this would go over in Ireland because this comedian bombs more than the IRA ever did, but no. www.independent.ie/irish-news/i...
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Israeli comedian calls to ‘activate the pagers we scattered in Ireland’ following Nations League defeat
Ivgeni Zarubinski made his comments in response to ‘incitement against Israel’ and ‘anti-semitism’
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Elizabeth Lopatto @lopatto.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ok I was inspired by a post elsewhere on my timeline and now I think all my music opinions should be considered sephiroth posting
an image of sephiroth surrounded by flames looking diabolical with the post "zz top's 'sharp dressed man' is the perfect bpm for a gentle recovery run. if you even care" superimposed on it
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Amanda Silberling @amanda.omg.lol · 28/09/2026
I'm interviewing Bluesky execs on stage at TechCrunch Disrupt in a few weeks, so it's only fitting to ask on Bluesky... what do people want to know?
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Moby Dick @mobydickatsea.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me
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MutantsMichael ☭ @mutantsmichael.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
a headline dripping with pathos: swagless dipshit gets no honey at honeypot convention
Aaron Bergman 🔍
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I personally did not find Slutcon worthwhile and will probably not go again

I don’t think it was actively bad, just not worth anything like $3k + 20 hours for me personally
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Grant Brisbee @grantbrisbee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm choosing to take AI boomer memes and laboriously recycle them into memes like we used to make them
An AI Bugs Bunny on a construction site with a trowel laying bricks. Taz and Foghorn Leghorn are behind him. He's saying "Oh, you thought you'd respond to me with a clever point? Well, I fucking hate everything about you so much that exposing you to extra ridicule. Garbage human being."

Underneath is the original AI slop caption saying "The real minimum wage is zero, and always has been," which is both a comma splice and incredibly confusing. Is this about slavery? Or unemployment?
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tranna karenina @einegeniesserin.bsky.social · 07/08/2023
TNG: office DS9: dive bar VOY: found family ENT: BBQ at divorced entrepreneur's house DISCO: $8000/week summer camp PICARD: NGO that ivy league grads work at for a year or two before deciding they can actually do the most good in finance
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TOS: your dad's drunken stories from the navy that you're always a little uncomfortable hearing about
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 28/09/2026
oh, i read what you posted, it's just that it was very stupid
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Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 15/08/2023
Netflix and collapse onto the bed at the end of another long day of work, unable to live and yet unable to die
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 28/09/2026
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
, said God, right before the events of Moby-Dick.
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jane @lazylazyjane.myatproto.social · 28/09/2026
apprently tbis is how nutter butter is marketing itself now
a facebook photo of a scary face on the surface of a nutter butter cookie. 
the caption reads: 
The sunlight peeked through the window. But the basil leaf had left an impression that I could not erase. I was real and it was time to go home. It did not matter that the blowdryer was left on. I will return to the strawberry fields where the peanuts flourish. The lamb does not care. It is a lamb. I am a peanut left by the door. Mama tried to listened. The laundry machine was runnina but…..
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