Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 4hhey bro, the Washington Post was asking about you 011
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 4hhey bro, the Washington Post was asking about you 011
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 10hGreat week for the Pope, the White Sox win their series and now this 151
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 6hI’m the CEO of United Healthcare, and I feel differently 021
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 6hI’m the CEO of United Healthcare, and I feel differently 021
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSen. Lemon Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 10hnever forget how much the saints have improved their red zone efficiency 3653
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 10hGreat week for the Pope, the White Sox win their series and now this 151
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanLeeman Kessler @leemankessler.com · 10hMy brother on AI accountability: "When Golden Age Superman villain Toyman sends little mechanical soldiers in Prussian uniforms to rob the Bank of Metropolis, concerned citizens don't say, "Rogue little mechanical soldiers in Prussian uniforms are robbing the Bank of Metropolis!"" 26125
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Went to look for my violin but it's so small I can't find it. 051
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Is anyone else hearing this elevator music soundtrack underneath the top of the fifth in the Red Sox-Yankees game? 100
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026“In order to maintain marital harmony, I try to minimize the amount of time I spend communicating with or thinking about my wife.” 1184
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every three weeks, mine texts her “you should go shopping today.” Women love shopping. 1113
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanDavid Blackwood @ghostforest.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Whenever I see these kinds of "AI lifehack" posts I'm reminded of a quote from Regular Car Reviews: "(This) is a resignation letter from the obnoxious business of living." 0146
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanLizzie @secretusliber.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The most wild part of this story is that the OP on Threads: Apologized to the guy and ended up driving 30 minutes to sell the guy the keyboard himself at the lowball price he never agreed to And still thinks AI is a net good These people are the biggest cucks for capital 06210
Reposted by Sebastian Stockmanceej @ceej.online · 28/09/2026my sources say he’s going to apologize 3085531
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Never saw this coming when I gave the creepy surveillance company founded as an undergrad’s misogynist rating tool even more personal information than it already had 020
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 28/09/2026So uhhhhhh… Apparently meta's muse "AI" is just straight up doxxing people to strangers on FB marketplace??? This has the potential to hurt so so many people, and I genuinely wonder how long before they roll out a fix for it. 11041771441
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanAaron Schatz @aaronschatz.com · 28/09/2026You have to accept officiating as essentially a random number generator. 1531633
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanMatt Ford @mford.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Goodell put out a hit on the Rams for not taking the Australia game seriously. 2192
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanJoshua Brisco @jbbrisco.com · 28/09/2026NOBODY stops Bo Nix nine plays in a row. 😤 15611
Reposted by Sebastian Stockmanthe babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 28/09/2026bad news babe a rogue openai agent must have hacked our refrigerator last night and drank 15 beers 4161811288
Reposted by Sebastian Stockmanhorse massacre @torqpenderloin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026TIRICO: Stafford has thrown the most pick sixes of anyone, 33 COLLINSWORTH: well you dont see this kind of mistake from Stafford often 28425
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Every three weeks, mine texts her “you should go shopping today.” Women love shopping. 1113
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanGrace @gracekind.net · 27/09/2026Overall I think this is part of a trend of automating things that don’t really need to be automated in an attempt to minimize friction, with the time saved going towards minimizing other types of friction (plan my child’s birthday party!) in the pursuit of (?) and at the expense of others 52215
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Trent Green is with Harlan, and the 12-year-old asked me if he’d been any good. I told him Green was the Chiefs’ best QB of my lifetime to that point. He doesn’t believe me. 110
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanClsn @clsn.bsky.social · 27/09/2026We are the children of the corn you couldn't shuck 261
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We are the children the corn warned you about 011
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed 301991166
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Definitely not something the Antichrist would say 021
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Feels like I’ve had wider options in previous falls 092
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026We are the children the corn warned you about 011
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026“You know, it thinks outside the box. I asked it to make sure I never forget another Mother’s Day, and it eliminated all the mothers.” 030
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSeth Masket @smotus.bsky.social · 26/09/2026A Terminator film that focuses on the humans who remain convinced that Skynet will still work for them if they use it correctly, long after they’ve launched the nuclear missiles 59110
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Definitely not something the Antichrist would say 021
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Feels like I’ve had wider options in previous falls 092
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanPookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 25/09/2026GenAI users: I am so fucking productive now, I am programming things naught but gods would dream of, I- Every single genAI CEO: well, it's like you- no one, I mean, really needs to read nowadays, right? Btw I don't remember whether you wipe before or after pooping 2954107
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Is your child texting about the shorthand Alfred Vail developed for early telegraph? 272
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I quickly gave the wallet inspector my wallet, my phone, and my car keys. 041
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I quickly gave the wallet inspector my wallet, my phone, and my car keys. 041
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bret Stephens' favorite fictional character is Gregor Samsa 051
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanSebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If this is an A/B test, @wired.com, I like B 021
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Jake Tapper (moderating the 2028 Dem primary debate): Final question. Do you renounce the Western Massachusetts lesbian bar? Pete Buttigieg: I renounce it. Kamala: I renounce it. AOC: I renounce it. Gavin Newsom: I will be deploying the National Guard to Greenfield on day one of my administration. 353636415
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026🎶Someday you will find me Off the coast of Malta In a Wonka supernova in the sky🎶 100
Reposted by Sebastian StockmanMatt Seybold @mattseybold.bsky.social · 23/09/2026It is not easy to shock me with the mendacity of EdTech entrepreneurs. But I had to take breaks from these testimonials to what is actually happening inside Alpha Schools.buildcognitiveresonance.substack.comFOURTH REPORT: Former Alpha School students speak out“A science experiment that’s been framed as a school” - “pretty much a concentration camp” - “cool the first few months and then it just becomes shit” 1018066
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026If this is an A/B test, @wired.com, I like B 021
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Bret Stephens' favorite fictional character is Gregor Samsa 051
Sebastian Stockman @substockman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026My kid's fifth-grade teacher said this at curriculum night a couple of years ago, and I put it on my (writing) syllabus now: "Answers are important, but they are not the math. Errors are gifts that promote discussion. We learn by talking about each other’s ideas." 000