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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

The great @trudd.bsky.social sent me this lovely lil friend!

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

MFW I'm ready to receive an HBE at velocity

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You can't deny that this is plausible and that they have really captured the guy's voice

Spam email from "President Trump" reading "Can you check this for typos?" And "I want to make sure I spelled Chris right."

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I cannot understand the level of makeup on Gretz. It's straight up on top of his eyebrows.

Wayne Gretzky on TV tonight, absolutely fucking PAINTED Crayola Flesh (1980) color.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Maybe the funniest part of this is that it appears to be the fourth graf. You're pounding the table and yelling at everybody and getting the absolute basics wrong.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Or to put this slightly differently,

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Friends, Dim Conor is back.

Dim Conor smeared the following on the internet's kitchen walls: "I urge Christopher Rifo and everyone involved with his campaign for colorblind equality (which I think he earnestly believes in) to attack this nonsense with the same vigor that they marshalled against left-identitarians."

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If he fights Hedonismbot I'm gonna lose my fucking MIND.

A golden robot who is also a chaise longue, languidly enjoying some grapes from a battered container nestled on their expansive belly.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

This is not tremendous writing.

The first paragraph of the story, barely visible among the ads, reads:
"You could be forgiven for not knowing how much people love CBS News. I certainly didn’t until a few weeks ago, but the hoary institution is once again being described as the “Tiffany network”—Edward R. Murrow saying, “Good night and good luck”; Walter Cronkite taking the manliest moment in all of live television to get control of himself after announcing the death of John F. Kennedy; and … the trail grows cold. Dan Rather in a turban?"

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 09/09/2026

lol here's one from last year

A drawing in scratchy black pen on newsprint of Godzilla, facing left, walking with purpose, arms up for balance and action, mouth open to holler "Skreeonk", you know how it goes.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

How I long to play the forbidden video game.

Photo of the control panel -- with joystick and huge, chunky buttons you just know would be a delight to mash -- of the umbilical tunnel thingy that connects the airport to the airplane.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

Damn, Colonel Klink got BARS

Actor Werner Klemperer in his Nazi uniform from Hogan's Heroes. You see, what I've done here -- and it's really quite clever -- is pretend that a sitcom actor with a different first name said the thing in the skeet I'm quoting.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Oh but when *Epstein* does it does HE end up in the papers!?!?

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 25/08/2026

I've been working on a longer zine for months, but had a breakthrough in the shower on Saturday, and here it is Monday, and I've finished a small precursor piece!

A small pile of one-page zines, entitled WORKIN' HARD OR HARDLY WORKIN', and subtitled THESE DAYS MINUS ONE, credited to me, Clsn (it's short for "Collision", and that is how it is pronounced). If you want a copy, get your mailing address to my attention.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 24/08/2026

Like all Bullet Journal practicioners, it's Calendar Man for me.

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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 16/08/2026

This guy is a congressman who got one of my junk email addresses and emails it 4x / day with shit like "Patriot: We had a crucial meeting this morning to go over our most important supporters, and YOUR NAME CAME UP, but you haven't supported us lately. I stepped out of the meeting to send this."