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Clsn

@clsn.bsky.social
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Middle-aged union member and newspaper subscriber. I Don't Even Own a Television was a good podcast: I don't have the files, if you want them, try the Facebook group. He/him is fine.

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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8h
/person who had a bad time watching his team get pantsed in the World Series by the 2015 Kansas City Royals "Getting some real 2015 Kansas City Royals vibes from this Brewers team."
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 10h
No. 2, Eephus!
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 10h
Boogie Nights
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 11h
This is the best scene in Digger.
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J.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 16h
*runs into phone booth, emerges in SuperCavell costume* "Why, it's the melodrama of an unknown and unknowable woman! It's a remarriage horror!"
Netflix's Egyptian double feature of Stella Dallas and Under the Skin with a pic of Stanwyck and ScarJo
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 11h
I'm *saving* one of them!
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 15h
*alf hog.png*
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 16h
*Ron Howard voice* but she DIDN'T bibberty on his liberty
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 16h
Still the only podcast I have never skipped an episode of. Well, except I am saving the one on Tango and Cash for if they ever stop the show.
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onion person @junlper.beer · 17h
i think the coolest part about the final page of the mr beast book is how clear it is that they have zero respect for themselves or their readers
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption
wikipedia page for weimaraner dog breed with caption of picture reading
Short-haired bitch, two years old
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19h
these are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me
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onion person @junlper.beer · 18h
one of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them
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bob barker 🍸 @insortediaboli.bsky.social · 18h
1877-kalshi-4-kidz
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Gretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 06/10/2026
Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost?
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 17h
Just because formatting options exist that let you do this doesn't mean you should format text like this. brennan.day/here-is-a-pe...
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Here Is a Person: Enter the Tildeverse
The essay I promised back in May. A history of public-access Unix from Dennis Ritchie's 'fellowship' and Grex's potluck dinners to Paul Ford's drunken tild…
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 17h
There's usually a little thing on the wall next to it that tells you what you are looking at, if you're worried.
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Tom Pogson @basicbc.bsky.social · 18h
"I want to say, in all seriousness, that a great deal of harm is being done in the modern world by belief in the virtuousness of work, and that the road to happiness and prosperity lies in an organised diminution of work." Bertrand Russell, In Praise of Idleness (1935)
Me under the Night is For Sleeping, Day is for Resting sign, Victoria BC
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Dan Sheehan @handle.invalid · 18h
Cannot stress enough how much the entertainment ecosystem you grew up in is gone
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 17h
lmao omg
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 21h
The baseball player!?
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 21h
Let's all say the jobs that are okay at the same time. www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/05-soft...
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Software developers are not okay
Writing at the end of the world, from Hveragerði, Iceland
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That girl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
how the fuck do you spell borjwazeey
-carl marks
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america and people pointing it out are not the cause of it
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"joking," loosely, because the president would very much decide how the federal government responds to a possible, imminent, or actual nuclear strike on a county of some 10 million people. for the record i have never made a joke like that about some nowhere town no one's ever heard of
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Who?
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jan rabari @bushyt0p.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
jan hooks and phil hartman as jim and tammy faye bakker
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
@catnipocalypse

not to be insensitive but some of the salem witch trials were so funny bitches like “i saw her at the devils sacrament!!!” girl... what were YOU doing at the devils sacrament 👀
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Brady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters
The poster for The Cook, The Thief, His Wife and Her Lover, but it’s been edited to include And Knuckles at the end of the title, and Knuckles has been edited into the photo of the cast
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Immigrants don't pay taxes" -> "people who don't pass the paper bag test are less than"
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings
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muscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
More in sorrow than in anger, I acknowledge it's finally time for me to add "child actors" to the list of people I don't let make my electoral decisions for me.
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David_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called.
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cait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
PEDOPHILE
DOWN!
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Lyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold @lytagold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
time for everyone’s favorite game: pretentious X post or disc horse bot post
context-free text reads: “zero doubt in my mind that if digger were the exact same movie but had PTA's name next to it it would universally be considered a masterpiece but for some reason white liberals get short-term CTE before watching an iñarritu
film”
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Trudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
(Deniro as Roy Batty in David Mamet's Blade Runner) I've seen shit you assholes wouldn't fuckin believe
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The Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 05/10/2026
On our most recent episode (Scream 7) we discuss this forgotten classic. flophousepodcast.com
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
*listening to new Wavves* were they always Worse Weezer?
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"Fouled by allegations" it's like the opposite of sodium pentothal is in the water coolers at NPR lmao
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A Meat @ameat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Broke: having a girlfriend would fix me Woke: having a girlfriend would make me worse in new and interesting ways Bespoke: a binary star system of two people encouraging each other to be worse in a metaphorical death spiral would be great Galaxy Brain: Spy vs Spy is the ideal relationship
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The Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight.
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I genuinely don't think democracy can survive television.
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Trudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
🎶Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Penis of the Lord/ His is such a manly manhood 'twas designed to be adored/ At least as twice as thick around as any bastard sword/ His meat is fucking huge🎵
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jenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/10/2026
sometimes you'll read a comment that exudes the most rancid, jealous energy on the planet and if it's software related there's a 100% chance their website's about page (which hasn't been updated in 10 years) mentions vim
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
*sputtering*
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Brigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That time she broke into my house and glued erotic treebeard illustrations to all my windows FACING OUTWARD. That time she hacked project gutenburg so the edition of "wuthering heights" on there has Garfield instead of Heathcliff and there's a scene where he fucks a lasagna. LITERARY SEX CRIMER
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Mel Buer @melbuer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is the basic trick of Roko's Basilisk. Like many supposed thought experiments noodled over by guys who thought Heath Ledger's Joker was the most important moral philosopher of the 21st century, it dresses up as an ethical conundrum what is in truth a deeply evil enticement to abandon the concept of human intention altogether.
Decision-making truly cannot get more animal and reactionary than to extend fixed conclusions about what humanity is like out into the imagined indefinite future, conceived as boundary walls defining the path that future can take, and react to that future before it has even had a chance to
arrive. It makes the future into the past. It is inherently regressive, fascist.
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Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Iron Giant no! Get a job Stay away from her globeopinion.substack.com/p/why-im-not...
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Why I’m not breaking up with my AI boyfriend
Last of a three-part series about forming a relationship with an AI companion.
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