Reposted by ClsnDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 8h/person who had a bad time watching his team get pantsed in the World Series by the 2015 Kansas City Royals "Getting some real 2015 Kansas City Royals vibes from this Brewers team." 2823611
Reposted by ClsnJ.D. Connor @jdconnor.bsky.social · 16h*runs into phone booth, emerges in SuperCavell costume* "Why, it's the melodrama of an unknown and unknowable woman! It's a remarriage horror!" 061
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 16hStill the only podcast I have never skipped an episode of. Well, except I am saving the one on Tango and Cash for if they ever stop the show. 1211
Reposted by Clsnonion person @junlper.beer · 17hi think the coolest part about the final page of the mr beast book is how clear it is that they have zero respect for themselves or their readers 3087055
Reposted by Clsn😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 06/10/2026i like to imagine azealia banks wrote that caption 6101692
Reposted by Clsnmattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 19hthese are my only feelings about generative "AI." i do not care how much it "works," ever. i'll be over here scraping charcoal and ochre on the cave wall until they kill me 41012180
Reposted by Clsnonion person @junlper.beer · 18hone of the deepest sicknesses in the world are the people who feel personally attacked over other people getting the same rights as them 8076981521
Reposted by ClsnGretchen McCulloch @gretchenmcculloch.com · 06/10/2026Hey. The fragmentation of the social media landscape has been hard on indie #scicomm 🧪 projects So if you'd like to follow a podcast that's enthusiastic about #linguistics, could you check out @lingthusiasm.com? And if you think your followers might like to, could you give this a repost? 2140114
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 17hJust because formatting options exist that let you do this doesn't mean you should format text like this. brennan.day/here-is-a-pe...brennan.dayHere Is a Person: Enter the TildeverseThe essay I promised back in May. A history of public-access Unix from Dennis Ritchie's 'fellowship' and Grex's potluck dinners to Paul Ford's drunken tild… 030
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 17hThere's usually a little thing on the wall next to it that tells you what you are looking at, if you're worried. 020
Reposted by ClsnTom Pogson @basicbc.bsky.social · 18h"I want to say, in all seriousness, that a great deal of harm is being done in the modern world by belief in the virtuousness of work, and that the road to happiness and prosperity lies in an organised diminution of work." Bertrand Russell, In Praise of Idleness (1935) 12011
Reposted by ClsnDan Sheehan @handle.invalid · 18hCannot stress enough how much the entertainment ecosystem you grew up in is gone 2598
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 21hLet's all say the jobs that are okay at the same time. www.baldurbjarnason.com/2026/05-soft...baldurbjarnason.comSoftware developers are not okayWriting at the end of the world, from Hveragerði, Iceland 050
Reposted by Clsngeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026there is a deep moral and social rot in rural and red state america and people pointing it out are not the cause of it 151546209
Reposted by Clsngeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026"joking," loosely, because the president would very much decide how the federal government responds to a possible, imminent, or actual nuclear strike on a county of some 10 million people. for the record i have never made a joke like that about some nowhere town no one's ever heard of 4102151
Reposted by Clsngeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026very tired of being told it is the responsibility of urban democratic voters never to risk possibly maybe by chance seeming less than respectful of rural red state life and then watching thousands in nebraska cheer on the president joking about a nuclear strike on me and millions of my neighbors 713945779
Reposted by ClsnBrady! @like-the-bunch.bsky.social · 06/10/2026this will be funny to like 3 people but I’m one of them and that’s all that matters 834687912
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Immigrants don't pay taxes" -> "people who don't pass the paper bag test are less than" 071
Reposted by ClsnSen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 05/10/2026talking with "good faith" conservatives about policy is incredibly frustrating because you eventually figure out that the basis for their beliefs is a combination of easily disprovable factual assertions that act as window dressing for unshakable reactionary gut feelings 922930
Reposted by Clsnmuscular baby jeb lund @mobute.bsky.social · 05/10/2026not working has never stopped a death penalty, it's only fair to put a wealth tax on the books for the rest of human history 145462
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026More in sorrow than in anger, I acknowledge it's finally time for me to add "child actors" to the list of people I don't let make my electoral decisions for me. 050
Reposted by ClsnDavid_j_roth @davidjroth.bsky.social · 05/10/2026If you go up to the box office and say "one adult for the movie where the whale eats a guy, please" they have to give it to you. There's no law that says you have to say Whalefall or whatever it's called. 58121391
Reposted by ClsnLyta 🐅 Dangerous Fictions is OUT 🐅 Gold @lytagold.bsky.social · 05/10/2026time for everyone’s favorite game: pretentious X post or disc horse bot post 2171
Reposted by ClsnTrudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026(Deniro as Roy Batty in David Mamet's Blade Runner) I've seen shit you assholes wouldn't fuckin believe 031
Reposted by ClsnThe Flop House Podcast @flophousepodcast.com · 05/10/2026On our most recent episode (Scream 7) we discuss this forgotten classic. flophousepodcast.com 2579
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 05/10/2026"Fouled by allegations" it's like the opposite of sodium pentothal is in the water coolers at NPR lmao 080
Reposted by ClsnA Meat @ameat.bsky.social · 05/10/2026Broke: having a girlfriend would fix me Woke: having a girlfriend would make me worse in new and interesting ways Bespoke: a binary star system of two people encouraging each other to be worse in a metaphorical death spiral would be great Galaxy Brain: Spy vs Spy is the ideal relationship 02811
Reposted by ClsnThe Royal Tenenbaums @theroyaltenenbaums.bsky.social · 05/10/2026The crickets and the rust-beetles scuttled among the nettles of the sagethicket. Vamanos, amigos, he whispered, and threw the busted leather flintcraw over the loose weave of the saddlecock. And they rode on in the friscalating dusklight. 086
Reposted by ClsnTrudd Studdlerucker @trudd.bsky.social · 05/10/2026🎶Mine eyes have seen the Glory of the Penis of the Lord/ His is such a manly manhood 'twas designed to be adored/ At least as twice as thick around as any bastard sword/ His meat is fucking huge🎵 162
Reposted by Clsnjenn schiffer 😎 @jennschiffer.com · 04/10/2026sometimes you'll read a comment that exudes the most rancid, jealous energy on the planet and if it's software related there's a 100% chance their website's about page (which hasn't been updated in 10 years) mentions vim 2343
Reposted by ClsnBrigid Keely She/Her @brigid.bsky.social · 04/10/2026That time she broke into my house and glued erotic treebeard illustrations to all my windows FACING OUTWARD. That time she hacked project gutenburg so the edition of "wuthering heights" on there has Garfield instead of Heathcliff and there's a scene where he fucks a lasagna. LITERARY SEX CRIMER 4485
Clsn @clsn.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Iron Giant no! Get a job Stay away from her globeopinion.substack.com/p/why-im-not...globeopinion.substack.comWhy I’m not breaking up with my AI boyfriendLast of a three-part series about forming a relationship with an AI companion. 050