SCORPION: take me across the river
FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me
S: if I sting you, we'll both drown
F: ok, that makes sense
*halfway across the river*
F: so?
S: so what?
F: sting me
S: what?
F: sting me, like you promised
S: no
F: sting me so we'll both drown
S: *crying* what is happening?
![Tumblr post from user "toskarin"
The post reads as follows:
biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all
BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man
TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy
[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]
BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:7r46wb2sdsmtieu7asxr2rsp/bafkreigzc24mqz5yya5bxhhdjhibyqiwid32jenqd35ulbgruu6xf2q3c4)
