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@cham-eleon.bsky.social
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bee enthusiast (hehe/him)

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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Yeouch
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
a priest, a rabbi, and DERIXOAL, HEIROPHANT OF THE GREAT DIVINE UNBECOMING, walk into a bar
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
trans bugs bunny came to me in a dream and told me everything’s going to be okay
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🐺Cold🪦Sam🪾 @pdfmerchant.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
[explaining to a young wolfcub where babies came from] well you see there are two wolves inside of you
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
we could always go back to an absolute monarchy but that doesn’t seem to going so well for america
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Neil Cicierega @neilcic.com · 13/06/2026
Life is a mystery Everyone must stand alone I hear you call my name but then who was phone
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
pretty sure he was trying to blow up the earth because it obstructed his view of venus
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/07/2024
Inside of you are two wolves. Inside of them are two hares apiece. Inside each hare is sixteen strands of clover. And you? You sit in the mouth of Leviathan. *restarts the roller-coaster without letting you off*
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
my whole life flashed before my eyes right now. i used to be albert einstein fucking my hot wife mrs. einstein. what happened to me man..
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
my captain my captain
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oak blanco @abomination.computer · 14/05/2026
creating and patenting a trebuchet-like device that launches me up the stairs, past my bed, and out the window
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
iowastartingline.com/news/politic...
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 30/04/2026
she blinded me with LIGHTNING she turned her LIGHTNING GUN on me
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Dylan @dnelk.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Pete Campbell is sort of the Vegeta of the show
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Lord Juiblex @lordjuiblex.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Pamphlet of poems found in a free library box. This one poem is excellent.
IAN MARTIN
THE RACCOON'S LAMENT I ate garbage because i was bored. I am always bored. I'm eating garbage and am bored right now. I have a garbage disorder. I mean, I'm supposed to eat garbage, just less and for hunger purely. I am eating a tennis shoe. it's like chewing through angel guts, stringy and white and expanding endlessly. I have eaten angels before it is just something to do. when the angels get to heaven they say sorry to god. they shouldn't have got got. god forgives them but not me. i am eating a coffee mug. through boredom, all things are possible. the ceramic breaks like sugar between my teeth. it doesn't hurt me at all. when god made me special i don't think it was for this I am eating god now. it tastes like garbage.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
i love her
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Clever Mia @readvesna.com · 14/04/2026
Listen up, liberal: I was a sexy little viper rune in the corner of a king tut tomb when the hatred started
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
[guy who thinks déjà vu means getting ur dick stuck in a fan] man I had the craziest déjà vu earlier
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rare body oils @rarebodyoils.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
message coming in from space gorilla 𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙻𝙾. 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙰. 𝙼𝙴𝙴𝚃𝙸𝙽𝙶 𝙰𝙽𝙶𝙴𝙻𝚂 𝙰𝙽𝙳 𝙲𝙾𝙼𝙴𝚃𝚂 𝙸𝙽 𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙲𝙴. 𝙶𝙾𝙾𝙳 𝙱𝚈𝙴 𝙵𝙾𝚁𝙴𝚅𝙴𝚁 𝙿𝙻𝙰𝙽𝙴𝙶 𝙴𝙰𝚁𝚃𝙷. 𝙼𝙸𝚂𝚂 𝚈𝙾𝚄........𝚂𝙿𝙰𝙲𝙴 𝙶𝙾𝚁𝙸𝙻𝙻𝙰
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
this town’s famished
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フブキ👑 Letourneau🫃(librarian) @northerniion.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
in a few hours probably
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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
you gotta check out ozymandias’ badass new statue man. it’s two big feet and nothing else. he made it that way
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
larry the cable guy voice: rott er dam
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
don’t give up, big dog
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geekysteven @geekysteven.com · 30/03/2026
your grandparents voting for reagan
Coop from Interstellar piloting a spaceship and saying "This little maneuver is gonna cost us 51 years"
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
computer measure this guys skull
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
baby hitler (he’s on meth)
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
best friend i need you to send me 10 american dollars
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
B)
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
what if we combined them all into one super character…
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 19/03/2026
there’s a guy rolling some big cigars who knows if you wanted to give him a call
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little baby granny 🏳️‍⚧️ @stveronicaphoto.com · 12/08/2024
New mousepad just arrived
Mouse pad with a watermarked gettyimages stock photo of Jason Alexander at a GameCube demo kiosk showing metroid prime. In red cursive there is vertical text saying "Jason alexander"
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
judging by the like to repost ratio, a lot of people aren’t ready for something to change yet
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
even Brutus 😔
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Endorising ‘live and let live’ at the same time as endorsing ethnic cleansing is quite the doublethink
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/03/2026
POV: they have put you in “the hole”
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meateatermeteor @meateatermeteor.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
Fine, everybody. Go ahead and pretend “Mark Ruffalo” isn’t some dumb shit Scooby Doo would say.
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SHREW @shrewtape.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
I still believe in a second New World, an as-of-yet undiscovered continent teeming with strange new plants and animals, and populated by an incredible third type of Indian.
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cham @cham-eleon.bsky.social · 09/03/2026
yeah, that would be pretty funny
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
"Bluesky doesn't have the juice." "Real media access is still only on Twitter." "No one important uses or will ever use this site." Skill issue. If you post good, the right people will figure out how to get in touch with you.
Rebecca Ferguson (Mission Impossible actress)
@rebeccaferguson.com

This is actress Rebecca Ferguson, the real one and not a scam. Accept my private message request.

why on earth would you message me if you were real

I need you to watch my movies.

the scam is just messaging individual people to watch rebecca ferguson movies?

I have been a fan of yours ever since I read a post about how you sneezed so hard the yellow acorn flew off your penis shaft.
In Dune 2 I played the powerful mother of a thin desert boy.
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all hallows’ avery @pucksarcana.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
2026 austin powers: six seven baby, yeah
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Self-flagellant Kong
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
Dad Jokes while man makes plans
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Crazy Optical Illusions @crazyopticalillusions.net · 23/02/2026
The Impossible Cubes
A picture of a book, featuring a set of 12 yellow cubes on a page, framed inside a blue border. The cubes are arranged in a square pattern that may or may not be possible in the real world. Text above reads 'The Impossible Cubes'. Text below reads 'Can you really arrange a set of cubes in this fashion.' Text at the bottom reads '20', for page 20.
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Nightmare Lamp @nightmare-fueler.bsky.social · 20/02/2026
it actually takes about 500 people to produce one gallon of Milk of Human Kindness
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Himbo Deluxe @verylarge.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
This is such a good post man I think about "we've been burying them wrong" all the time
Tumblr post from user "toskarin"
The post reads as follows:

biden reportedly achieves "hyperlucidity" during debate, sees it all

BIDEN: listen here jack, I'm not saying there's no god. that's, ah, that's not what I'm saying. what I'm saying is that there's an evil god and it woke up first, and we mistook its malignant presence for divine radiance, crawling towards it on our stomachs, man

TRUMP: folks are you hearing this guy

[BIDEN TURNS TOWARDS THE CAMERA]

BIDEN: we've been burying them wrong
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