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Euan

@euan.bsky.social
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ah to be young again! and also a robot (he/him)

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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 4m
Keir Starmer levels of finding the least popular position possible
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 3h
increases in state pension, good; mandatory increases often ahead of inflation, bad
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 21h
Picture of an Xbox 360

Anonymous 1 10/28/06 09:26 
I'm still trying to understand why they called it the 360. Can someone enlighten me?

Anonymous 2 10/28/06 09:28 
because they could

Anonymous 3 10/28/06 09:28

because when you see it, you'll turn 360 degrees and walk away
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23h
Andy Burnham’s speech had a real eve of election vibe that doesn’t match how far we are from the next election
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay but like, all that other stuff was already illegal
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think if Unionists in the North of Ireland want their traditions to be respected they should try inventing some that aren’t anti-Catholic hate marches
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
when did he stop calling himself loki
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
for sale: baby sporran, never worn
a baby sporran on sale for £10
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Gillian Mackay - Scottish Greens @gillianmackaygreen.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If a company has profited from apartheid and genocide, it should not be profiting from public money here in Scotland. The Scottish Government has the power to take action now - there must be no delays.
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The Spectre Haunting Europe @frightfulhobgoblin.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If they've only charged him under CDA 1971, then it's the same charge as doing graffiti or knocking off a policeman's hat. I repeat: there is two tier policing in the UK - one tier for grannies holding placards opposing genocide, and a much lower one for Nazis trying to murder people at sea.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
they’re pushing on this because the alternative is taxing rich pensioners and that’s near-enough the last thing Times columnists want to happen
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Ewan Gibbs @ewangibbs.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The US threat to ban diesel imports is a risk for Britain because we depend on imports. It’s not about the North Sea. The big problem is that our refineries have closed. Britain was nearly self-sufficient in diesel 25 years ago but we import more than half of what we consume now.
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#StupidSuez @diplomatofnight.com · 23/09/2026
"Does Israel have a right to exist" in the American political discourse is 99% of the time a motte-and-bailey question which leaves off the implicit addendum "...as a Jewish state"? The reason pro-Israel people leave it off is because they know they can't defend it on the merits.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
ignoring Cleese’s sundowning for a moment, I find the right-wingers who are proud of Britain’s role in ending the slave trade fascinating
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I actually respect this, the average person has very few chances to cash in during their lifetime, you have to seize one if it’s presented to you
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I’ve been reflecting on this and my main takeaway is You Are Running A Business
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the government not being willing to stand behind the RNLI is incredibly bleak
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
why is this the most normal Jimmy MrBeast has ever looked
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Broxi lmao
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
very funny to me that Ed Davey’s Lib Dem conference speech clashes with Donald Trump addressing the UN
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
another thing is like, they have a song about Palestine on the album but the title track and all the promotional is around the anti-trans stuff
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
it’s weird you can quasi-defect to Russia and still run in UK elections
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
this is the key point for me really, if the Scottish Government is going to expend significant time and political capital on local government reform, why would it not start with the part that everyone, including them, agrees isn’t working
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Allan Faulds @afaulds.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The fusion of these two is the number of circumstances in which Scots said we'd definitely vote for Independence: Tory majority in 2015; Brexit vote in 2016; Boris Johnson becoming PM in 2019... all of which passed by without the pre-polled shifts in opinion ever materialising.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
a good bit the Scottish public has been doing since 2014 is saying in opinion polls they definitely want a referendum in 10 years but definitely do not want it sooner
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Burnham is an improvement on Starmer in at least that he’s actually having a honeymoon period
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
so what I told you is true… from a certain point of view
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
We had a Korean person and a Chinese person in my primary school class in the 90s and I don’t think they were the only people from there in Scotland
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
not mentioned in this screenshot but appearing later in the article is that the US is sharing details of the deportees with the Iranian government, despite many of them having fled after resisting the regime that the US is ostensibly fighting a war to remove
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Gregor/Fisher @grogipher.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Notably the women's conference is NOT being boycotted by LGBT+ Labour, who love the transphobia.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
MSPs from the two largest ‘progressive’ parties in Scotland regularly watch Arthur’s Seat burning from their parliamentary office windows because of climate change
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
9 years ago when Anas Sarwar lost the Scottish Labour leadership contest to Richard Leonard, he still won move votes than were cast for either candidate in the contest Michael Marra just won
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
less than 5 years until Michael Marra leads Scottish Labour to record-low Holyrood result
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Ross Greer (he/him) @ross-greer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Hundreds of people have been arrested and accused of terrorism offences for holding signs saying they support Palestine Action. But apparently this organised campaign to literally terrorise lifeboat crews and endanger lives isn't terrorism?
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
why would you take the LNER from Edinburgh to Glasgow anyway
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
homer simpson’s brain thinking ‘money can be exchanged for goods and services’
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
exclusively public funding for political parties now please
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Charlie and Craig Proclaimer come get your man
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
shouldn’t be there if your can’t out-row a crocodile imo
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I totally forgot Lisa Nandy was still culture secretary
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Tom Roberts @tpgroberts.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It takes a special skill to make your first contribution on an actual "culture" issue in 11 months and have it be defending Ed Sheeran.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my ‘i’m not complicit’ statement has a lot of support acts quitting over the question of my complicity answered by my statement
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
the Guardian and BBC write-ups of the Ed Sheeran story being extremely kind to him by not quoting the ‘I am not complicit’ part of his statement lmao
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
really annoyed by ‘head > heels’
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
my ‘i’m not complicit’ statement has a lot of support acts quitting over the question of my complicity answered by my statement
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Ed Sheeran’s band just quit the Ed Sheeran tour.
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
people can go from having very bad politics to having very good politics but not in the time span between the Senedd elections and now
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
"there's more than one way to advocate for change!" - man who does not advocate for change
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
as a big fan of celebrity notes app apologies that make everything worse this is Ed Sheeran’s best work yet
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Euan @euan.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
that sounds terrible, better stick with the United Kingdom, a country which has never done anything wrong when led by any political party
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