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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

hey man you busy on the fourth of july/anniversary of the invention of the caesar salad? me and dave need a third guy to walk around bouncing three different sizes of balls

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 05/07/2025

yesterday on the walk to work on main street i passed three teens and one of them was bouncing a basketball and another one was bouncing a tennis ball and the third was bouncing a little bouncy ball and like. i won’t lie guys that’s a really funny bit

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 23/10/2025

hey man i’m not gonna be able to make it out tonight. the-yeah. the big truck from Duel is chasing me again. i know. look i’m sorry, okay.

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 13/11/2025

hey man you busy? wanna go the bar at noon and read the wikipedia page for pogs?

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 02/01/2026

hey man, you busy tomorrow? well i am! i’m gonna be crankin it!

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 20/02/2026

SMAUG: kind of a little gayboy are we. BILBO: hey man. c’mon

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 25/03/2025

hey man i’m gonna be late to the function. yeah the wu tang clan’s doing the torture skit to me. okay i’ll see you at like 9:30

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 18h

the fucked up thing about trying to time your sopranos rewatch with Media Club Plus (great podcast everyone check it out) is that now you are on season four of the sopranos

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Len @len.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

This might be the funniest achievement Paradox has ever added.

Papal Bull
Make your Puppet Pope sleep with your spouse

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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean

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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

witch riding around around on a shitty little broom that she got from target

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

they should invent some kind of “the new garfield”

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EKK0💽 @ekk0.digital · 24/09/2026

one of the biggest problems with working is that its fucking boring and also sucks

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a good way to deal with dracula is scattering hundreds of grains of rice on the ground, because dracula loves rice and he’s gonna eat it

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nic tringali @nictringali.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

a lot of Europeans don't understand it would take like 25 straight hours to drive to Thrax, City of Windowless Rooms

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JP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it's important to arrive at sturdy ethical principles that you can't be annoyed out of. people are annoying as shit

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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 23/09/2026

if you wanted to make onomatopoeia out of the sound of aggressively spitting when performing oral sex it would probably be something like “hawk tuah”

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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 06/06/2025

7 year old giggling: when goku, gets super hungry, he eats like 30 meals in a row Me sounding exactly like Jesse Gemstone: I know how much goku eats

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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 09/08/2023

bisexual men are always turning back at the threshold to give the decrepit room behind them and its piled boxes of rotting newsprint one last pass with the flashlight, leaving themselves momentarily unguarded against the burgeoning congregation of shadows in the unlit hallway

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pdf reader @greatgrebe.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

Bahamut Fayth: You're gay. Tidus: What are you talking about? Bahamut Fayth: Everyone in Zanarkand is gay. Tidus: I literally like women??? Bahamut Fayth: You can like women if you're gay. It's called Bisexuality. Narrator Tidus: I had forgotten about Bisexuality.

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rows™ @rod3nt.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

it must feel incredible for the candle to get burned at both ends

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more mr. nice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/01/2024

this zatoichi is something else. guy can't see shit and he's still the best swordman in town. gives an incredible massage too. anyway me and a few local dipshits are gonna go take him out, pretty easily i figure

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Topher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

My wonderful father, who instilled in me the love of computer and comics and weird cartoons, has passed away. Any support you could give to help our family would be appreciated. gofund.me/a724331e4

gofund.me

Donate to Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs, organized by T. Florence

We are heartbroken at the passing of William Florence at the age of 7… T. Florence needs your support for Help William Florence's Family With Farewell Costs

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Steve Gale @stevewg.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Colley Hill, Surrey: coffee break from birding the steep scrub. Love the plaque on the bench I’m sitting on

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guy in clown mask playing Papa Roach on guitar @conorhaloreach.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Writing a book called On The Enjoyment Of Pleasures

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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

monogamy d. luffy, you’ve done well to take down three of my wife’s boyfriends. but tell me, what will you do when your extremely thin premise reaches the second half of this post

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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

padding the word count of my novel by adding "So anyways," to the front of every paragraph. obviously you can't really do that with the first paragraph of the book, but in all other cases it's fair game. if you can drop in the occasional "So basically what the whole deal is, is that," even better

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horror Ewacui @ewacat.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

if you ever struggle with names when worldbuilding just remember there's a whole massive mountain range called The Rockies

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Alys Rujasu @rujasu.net · 22/09/2026

This image popped into my head a while back and I just remembered it today so here you go

Three panels. First is a one-handed sword labelled "einhänder." Second is a two-handed sword labelled "zweihänder." Third is an N64 controller labelled "dreihänder."

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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026

[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right

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Fio Fiorello @fiofiorello.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

i know for sure my blood-line has forbiden blade knowledge because whenever i pick up a knive i start doing mysterious moves and techniques without even thingking

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Naidje the Elephant 💜🐘💜 PNGtuber @naidje.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I feel like absolute shit i just want her back

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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

awesome lunar eclipse moment tonight where i was walking past some people talking about it and a guy said “big deal, i don’t see the moon most of the time”

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

going to the moon, sucking exactly one dick there, hopping back on my spaceship

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 15/04/2025

when there’s two guys on the moon and one of them kills the other with a rock

image of spotify playlist featuring the band Fucked Up titled “This is Fucked Up”

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austin_walker @austinwalker.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

There's a section in our latest Outward episode where Jack and I just start talking about the new DD2 patch and the upcoming DLC, so I chopped in a bunch of post-patch footage I'd taken, including this incredible, perfect self-own.

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

🎶 girls don’t like boys girls like painting minis 🎶

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willow @fireatwillow.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

your favorite poster’s favorite poster. it’s for death race 2, the sequel to the 2008 death race 2000 remake

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