Reposted by Mwah💋kattsdogma.bsky.social @kattsdogma.bsky.social · 13/09/2025i live alone, Costco, so don’t think your slick antics will work on m-OH MY GOD A GIANT BOX OF TOOTSIE ROLL LOLLIPOPS I MUST HAVE THEM 1424338
Reposted by Mwah💋Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 25/04/2025Everyone dm me your phone number in case bluesky goes down again 2420546
Reposted by Mwah💋Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 06/03/2025It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun! 11503367515140
Reposted by Mwah💋taffy bennington @singwithtaffy.bsky.social · 07/03/2025take me up to the Martian city where the grass is green and girls got green tittays 15625
Reposted by Mwah💋Mr. Bea Arthur, Batshit Crazy™️ @steamymac.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I accidentally started this account when I was looking for a banana bread recipe and things have since gone horribly wrong. 31830119
Reposted by Mwah💋Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 06/03/2025I can't believe it's already whatever date it is. 1319541
Reposted by Mwah💋Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 05/03/2025It's times like these I really count on my sexier followers. Thank you so much for all you do. 2112619
Reposted by Mwah💋CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · 13/02/2025God, it smells like Twitter in here. 119355
Reposted by Mwah💋Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Instead of breaking up with someone, just buy them a Cybertruck. They'll know. 1320422
Mwah💋 @candidartichoke.bsky.social · 14/02/2025Coke Zero tastes like Diet Pepsi. Someone had to say it. 153
Reposted by Mwah💋Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Every day, people wake up and choose violence 1618626
Reposted by Mwah💋Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 08/02/2025Tacos. Blah, blah, blah. Burritos. Blah, blah, blah. *holding my chimichanga like a baby* Don't listen to them, I'll always love you the most. 17334
Reposted by Mwah💋Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 21/01/2025Can’t wait to go outside and play in the [checks local weather forecast] freezing rain 0132
Reposted by Mwah💋Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 21/01/2025What if we kissed while hosing down the front doorsteps of our enemies 26017
Reposted by Mwah💋James Alvarez @obscuregent.bsky.social · 03/12/2024Happy to know that soon, we will finally have an answer to the question "what's the worst that could happen". 04613
Reposted by Mwah💋Mr. Blabalino 🇳🇴🇺🇸💙 @blabalino.com · 04/12/2024Btw, the more of us that set up private data servers, the more billionaire immune Bluesky becomes. It's not too hard to do, you just need to set up a VPS in the cloud then run the setup. There are plenty of instructions about how to do this online (Microsoft is offering a free deal for a year). 6304
Reposted by Mwah💋Johnna @johnnawhite.bsky.social · 03/12/2024I’m okay with being in an experiment as long as it’s also demuskified and unzukerberged. 41876
Reposted by Mwah💋Braden Serkas 🎃 @portmanteauface.bsky.social · 30/08/2023Whenever it rains really hard I like to tell people it’s “John Cusack movie raining” so they both understand the gravity of the situation and appreciate that I am a man of arts and culture 410741
Reposted by Mwah💋JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024welcome to house hunters. brenda sells novelty keychains on etsy and keith shoots birds at the airport. they have a budget of $475,000. 0266
Reposted by Mwah💋JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 28/11/2024what about this giant pool of pig's blood on the beach? god: that is where i carrie-d you. 093
Reposted by Mwah💋Burt Jarvis @iamburtjarvis.bsky.social · 29/11/2024This sequel of “Weird” twitter is nice but I have a feeling it all goes to sh*t when DM Rooms start lolz 2123
Reposted by Mwah💋Destry B @destry.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I adopted a highway, but it still won't call me dad. 24516
Reposted by Mwah💋JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 29/11/2024*wakes up hogtied in the trunk of a car* *goes back to sleep* 02914
Reposted by Mwah💋Sardonic Tart @sardonictart.bsky.social · 30/11/2024Holiday anxiety is the most festive of all the anxieties. 1335591
Reposted by Mwah💋sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024shut up, bsky is your full time job now stop crying and go write something about pubes 2040395
Reposted by Mwah💋sweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 02/12/2024hoping to find a good deal on a tiny hadron collider for cyber monday 1630052
Reposted by Mwah💋JB4Realz @jb4realz.bsky.social · 01/12/2024welcome back to invisibility class. it's pretty disappointing to see so many of you here. 837093
Reposted by Mwah💋Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 08/12/2023This day in history. 1776. General George Washington's retreating army crossed the Delaware River but he finished crossing days later after pausing for a snapshot. 08039
Reposted by Mwah💋Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 29/11/2024I dreamed I fought Hulk Hogan at a CVS drive thru. 195
Reposted by Mwah💋Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 01/12/2024Gemini: December is shaping up to be a truly great month for rage crying. 620659
Reposted by Mwah💋Jake_Vig @jakevig.bsky.social · 30/11/2024If you've never gotten up an objected at a wedding, let me tell you, it is a rush. 3350968
Reposted by Mwah💋Roxy @laboxalaroxa.bsky.social · 25/11/2024The dumb ass in me recognizes the dumb ass in you. dumaste. 🙏 625492
Reposted by Mwah💋Fun @funkelly.bsky.social · 28/11/2024a fun thanksgiving ice breaker is to go around the table and rate everyone by hotness. it’s fine if no one else wants to play 1349877
Reposted by Mwah💋hammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Ok who uploaded the worst dick pic of 2024 and made the image servers crash in self defense 3607
Reposted by Mwah💋Brosephine so scary 🎃 @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 28/05/2024Fuck it. Life’s short. I’m donning my gay apparel TONIGHT. 730179
Reposted by Mwah💋Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Happy Thursday to my Canadian friends 510524
Reposted by Mwah💋walruslifestyle @walruslifestyle.bsky.social · 28/11/2024today i am giving thanks to the nation of iceland for all the ice. thanks folks 1172
Reposted by Mwah💋the thadadook @fungiblethadius.bsky.social · 24/11/2024I brought in my, what I thought were tasteful, hand drawn nudes of Travis Kelce and was promptly informed I was playing fantasy football wrong. 1719836
Reposted by Mwah💋Jimmer Cork-Bottle @jimmerthatisall.bsky.social · 28/11/2024Anyone know how to do this sober? 2125889
