Reposted by Bob CobbSkrill @friorox.bsky.social · 31/07/2026I haven't been to a movie theater since the polio epidemic. 151
Reposted by Bob Cobbsweetie π @sixfeetofcandy.bsky.social · 09/05/2026my dad: *talking about aqua velva* my son: that sounds like a bounty hunter from star wars 918545
Reposted by Bob Cobbraindro g but spooky @raindro.bsky.social · 18/03/2026you’re not a shitposter you’re a shitposer 1226
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 17/01/2026I've always thought of myself as a diamond in the rough. And by diamond I mean turd, and by rough I mean punchbowl. 030
Reposted by Bob CobbRobert Reich @rbreich.bsky.social · 10/07/2025The first time Charlie Chaplin used his voice in a film, he wielded it to forcefully condemn the rising forces of fascism around the globe. Will we listen to his words today? 9243058712587
Reposted by Bob CobbEd Morrish @edmorrish.com · 29/12/2025if the plural of hoof is hooves then a singular groove must be a groof 76317
Reposted by Bob CobbJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 18/12/2025(struggling to name one of santa's reindeers) reindean 371829
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Restaurant idea: waiter takes a bite of your burger so you know it isn't poisoned. 010
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Happy Birthday to Keith Richards, Steven Spielberg, Brad Pitt, and me. All men at the top of their professions. 030
Reposted by Bob CobbTravis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 11/12/2025Having a lil fight with myself about getting into the shower only to have another lil fight with myself about getting out of the shower 10 minutes later 1619526
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 03/12/2025When I was your age we thought a robot vacuum was a Stepford wife. 000
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 01/12/2025It doesn't feel like Christmas until the Star Wars Holiday Special is aired. 083
Reposted by Bob Cobblos 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 01/12/2025rethinking becoming a vampire after seeing how close you have to get to people 717970
Reposted by Bob CobbMass Dude @massdude.bsky.social · 21/11/2025Seasonal depression against comfort eating. May the best disorder win. 16111
Reposted by Bob CobbSam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 19/11/2025I haven’t ruled out the possibility that my bed is my soulmate. 825491
Reposted by Bob CobbChestbursty @chestrovert.bsky.social · 17/11/2025After the apocalypse I'm going to loot so many gallons of paint. Enjoy your canned goods, I've got 3 varieties of eggshell white 017355
Reposted by Bob Cobblisabug @lisabug.bsky.social · 03/11/2025I hope Flavor Flav remembered to turn his clock back one hour. 1534469
Reposted by Bob CobbThe Onion @theonion.com · 03/11/2025Mike Johnson: ‘My Christian Faith Is More About Not Jacking Off Than Feeding The Poor’ 858295657772
Reposted by Bob CobbKellalena @kellalena.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Alexa, how do you get wine stains off of a cat? 1822278
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 31/10/2025Halloween of 1994 I was new to the neighborhood. I was not expecting trick or treaters. I did not have any candy. I gave a kid a raw potato. 010
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I feel sorry for all the toothpicks whose existence was wasted just checking the doneness of cakes. 143
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 30/10/2025My weekend has begun and I'm getting seriously buzzed. I hope you all enjoy your weekends. 051
Reposted by Bob CobbThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/10/2025Report: Americans Most Physically Active When Getting Comfy theonion.com/report-americans-most-… 232111207
Reposted by Bob Cobbborn miserable @bornmiserable.bsky.social · 26/10/2025THE INVENTOR OF VALET PARKING: what if I said that you could have your car stolen temporarily and you would have to pay someone to return it back to you 1226749
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 25/10/2025Hey baby. Do you want to come over and watch the game? Cool. Hey, can you grab some Drano on your way over? 000
Reposted by Bob CobbBob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 03/10/2025Dress code for public restroom: No Shoes No Shirt No Shit 023
Reposted by Bob Cobb Chames @overlooked237.bsky.social · 07/10/2025Ernest Goes To Town (on that ass) 315250
Reposted by Bob CobbBob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 09/10/2025You fucking piece of shit. -me talking to a spoon I dropped 0196
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 21/10/2025Hankering for a hunk of cheese for the last 50 years. 121
Reposted by Bob CobbSkrill @friorox.bsky.social · 21/10/2025My fruit and nut blend seed brings all the birds to the yard. 081
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 20/10/2025Yes, I am an avid gamer. But I don't need all that fancy shit for Pac-Man. 030
Bob Cobb @burnthair.bsky.social · 20/10/2025I'm "went to typing class drunk in high school" years old. 2198
Reposted by Bob CobbDocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 16/10/2025Random thought: I bet 'Do not touch' is a scary thing to read in Braille. 0279
Reposted by Bob Cobbandy vs. @im-all-id.me · 15/10/2025Just heard scampering noises between floors and I'm thrilled and terrified. What will it be? Will it fall through the ceiling into my lap? Will we be best friends or will I get rabies? 1825151
