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Liam Nissan™

@theliamnissan.bsky.social
280K followers 6.2K following 993 posts

What I have is a particular set of skills; skills that make me a nightmare for Nazi dickbags on the internet. I joke, and drive a Nissan Altima

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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Hey my muchachos, I've had a run of very bad luck. Please retweet for visibility. Thanks. t.co/QXnWEWjuW5
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Antonia Marrero @antoniamarrero.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
“I am a 3x @pulitzercenter.org nominee & a 37-year professional journalist. I have an Emmy for public service journalism. I left my home yesterday because I did not feel safe remaining in it.” @mizalisa.bsky.social CC @nhannahjones.bsky.social @nharnie.bsky.social @govmlg.bsky.social #ZorroRanch
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Important Update
A Note to My Readers: On Lev Parnas and What Happened Yesterday:
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Real question, is BlueSky for communists or is it for disaffected but otherwise normal and reasonable Americans?
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
🎶Now, I would tell you about Boll weevil, But that bug is just too scary He's sittin' there all alone I try to coax him out, but he would not drop his pies And he would not move a muscle when I tried, To make him see that the sun is shining outside 🎶
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
My pinned tweet is a list of the most egregious Epstein files linking Donald to Jeffrey and it has about 500,000 views in the last three weeks. I'm getting eyes on files. You're over here on BlueSky discussing mycology and pretending you're "too good for Twitter"
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
😭 I'm devastated
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Fuck this website, I threatened nobody. Eat a dick you pussies
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
Oh I forgot, BlueSky users are morally superior than people on Twitter still trying to fuck with Nazi influencers rotting the brains of our youth.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I'm tellin' ya guys, we're taking over Twitter. It's like the good old days. If you want followers, join the smokefleet
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
This is happening on Twitter right now, as we speak. Join in the fun. The rules are at smokefleet.org
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 17/05/2026
I don't come here much because 99% of this website already agrees with me. Come back to Twitter (the trenches) and help us shave off some independents and centrists from the Trump authoritarian machine #smokefleet
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Lorraine Evanoff @lorraineevanoff.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Thanks to @theliamnissan.bsky.social and the whole #smokefléét #nafo #smokefleet crew I’m finally pinning a new tweet to my Twitter profile 😎🔥 x.com/LorraineEvan...
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Lois Avenger Lane @loisacelane.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Joint. Maybe joined #smokefleet
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Samuel L. Datsun™ @samuelldatsun.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
#smokefleet #smokefl33t and #NAFO make the perfect alliance. Defend the truth. Defend democracy. Bonk vatniks and MAGAts. This is the way.
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Tuesday Adams ™ 🌹 @tuesdayadams111.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Lurch U Wrangler. - mmmm mmm mm rrr #smokefleet
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Cry harder you dumb bitch
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Hey my muchachos, I was a guest on the latest episode of "Hackers Podcast". I'd be honored if you listened. podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/h...
podcasts.apple.com
Hackers Podcast #367
Podcast Episode · Hackers Podcast · May 13 · 56m
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
BlueSky might be a left wing echo chamber but at least all 280,000 of my followers over there have a chance to see my tweets. @X is just Elon's little play thing where he posts cryptofascist frat boy drivel to his army of incels. Too bad the incels are finally turning on Trump.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
Hey everybody, @smokefleet.com is fake. He's a Nazi dickbag who stole the domain SmokeFleet.com for his personal profit. Unfollow him and shun his children The site you want is SmokeFleet.org not .com
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 10/05/2026
Smokefleet.org is now up and running. Join us, we have refreshments in the lobby.
smokefleet.org
Lander
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
If you still have a Twitter account pop over there and help me get this shit trending folks
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Eric Champnella @echamp.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
BALLROOM GRIFT Sing Along, America! lyrics and vocals by the talented @treycallaway.bsky.social
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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
man went down posting at least #smokefleet
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@theliamn... •10h
Nissan Al Gaib!
(Screenshot this shit because it's my very last Twitter post)

image of lisan al gaib with sunglasses and a jointLiam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.b... • 19m
Wow what a dumbass
Donald J. Trump
@realDonald Trump
I am pleased to announce that "movie star" Liam Nissan is closing his twitter account because I demanded it as part of my deal with Irang on the Straights of Hornuz!
No longer will he be able to insult the maga faithful or bring up the EPSTEIN FILES!
Covfefe to all!
Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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Well I'm standing next to a mountain, chop it down with the edge of my hand
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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 22/04/2026
#Smokefleet
Beautiful yellow dog with pixelated “deal with it” glasses and a joint crudely photoshopped on her mouth/face. Shes chillin
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Hundreds of new celebrity parody accounts have been made on Twitter in the last day. Shits changing folks. The tide is turning. Create your #smokefleet account on BlueSky TODAY It's gotta be transportation-themed (cars to space rockets) It's gotta be a celebrity homophone (puns are for pussies)
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 30/04/2026
Find me on Twitter if you want to see some fucked up Epstein files. Some of it might even be new
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Justan OldCowboy @justanoldcowboy.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
But you don't do stories, you make fun of maga. There just aren't a lot of maga here. Watch this... The 2nd Amendment is about militias, it doesn't even mention firearms.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
BlueSky has to decide if they want to spread truth or if they want to spread feel-good CBS stories about abandoned puppies that got adopted. Either eliminate the silly (coward) moderation lists and let it all work itself out, or I'm outta here
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Alexis @alexis8.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They must eliminate those lists.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Anyways everyone should follow this guy. His heart is in the right place and I've known him for six long internet years (you'll have to search his name and click "people" to find him because of overzealous moderators)
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michaelspoint.bsky.social @michaelspoint.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
trump raped kids.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Look if BlueSky decides to moderate this account into oblivion just because they can I will abandon 280,000 followers and post on fucking YouTube if I have to. Even Substack is better than this shit
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Am I now at war with the BlueSky moderaters? Explain this like I'm 5
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The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
Please repost: Bluesky moderation is a buncha pussies #1
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
I know for a fact that my production assistant is not transphobic, but sometimes his jokes suck. Remove the stupid label immediately
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The Bluesmobile @bluesmobile.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
A lot of people are saying that my 44-year nitrous oxide addiction and multiple marriages and divorces to Cheryl have left me no choice but to become a lowly Production Assistant to Mr. Liam NissanTM. But they are only 99% right. I truly hate Illinois Nazis as much as Liam NissanTM does.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
BlueSky moderaters are a bunch of self-important douchewhistles. Fuck your silly echo chamber
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Republicans say they are for free speech and then they demand Jimmy Kimmel get fired for telling jokes. Republicans are full of steamy horse shit.
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Data_Dodge_Viper_Sniper @handle.invalid · 27/04/2026
🤣🤣🤣 That which was ours, shall be ours again. 😎🖖
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Smokefleet @smokefleet.com · 04/04/2026
Not sure I follow what you’re saying. But know your #smokefleet do your research, know who owned smokefleet.com before the imposters bought smokefleet.net and know they abandoned smokefleet.net in November and I bought that domain name. You can find me on X as @smokefleet
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Smokefleet.com™© – Are you a member?
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Reactivating to prove I'm the real Slim Shady. The fight is on Twitter. Get out of your sensory deprivation chamber and join #smokefleet today, my muchachos. Two Golden Tickets remain.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Guess who's back? Back again? Tom Celica's back. Tell your friends.
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
LOL @martynlenoble.bandcamp.com has won the second Golden Ticket. Nice work
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Martyn Lenoble @martynlenoble.bandcamp.com · 22/04/2026
What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? Trump never had a garbanzo bean on his face.
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Mary L Trump @maryltrump.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
Donald says we would have won the Vietnam War if he'd been president. Maybe he should have just served.
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 22/04/2026
the conservative reaction to the virginia results remind me quite a bit of their reaction to the 2012 presidential election, where they were offended that democrats ran to win
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Liam Nissan™ @theliamnissan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Listen guys, a beard isn't an identity and some y'all fuckers should probably shave
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