Reposted by Paperwash Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 13/07/2023🎶 I'm a joker I'm Al Roker I'm a forecast broker Looks like Tuesday there'll be sun 16926
Reposted by Paperwash NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 12/07/2023Do you really hate nepotism or does your family just suck? 67127
Reposted by Paperwash Dave Cactus @davecactus.bsky.social · 12/07/2023BANKER: After careful review of your financial history, I'm happy to say that we can approve your SBA loan. ME: Great! BANKER (sliding over a Susan B. Anthony dollar): We'll need this back on payday. 03411
Paperwash @paperwash.bsky.social · 11/07/2023it's crazy that humans walked on hot pavement barefoot for thousands of years before inventing sneakers 03516
Reposted by Paperwash NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 11/07/2023[performing several autopsies]: hmm they most definitely WERE giants 321945
Reposted by Paperwash Jinothy @jinah.bsky.social · 08/07/2023I am going to not matter so hard on so many platforms 721888
Reposted by Paperwash Viktor Winetrout @viktorwinetrout.bsky.social · 23/06/2023If you’re a baby, don’t even try to play peek-a-boo with me. You will lose 118534
Reposted by Paperwash Butt teeth! Butt teeth! Butt teeth! @panic.gay · 08/07/2023Fine. I'll do it. I'll fuck the Duolingo owl. 802173282
Paperwash @paperwash.bsky.social · 11/07/2023cell phone provider: we have unlimited talk and text me: that's too much 05725
Paperwash @paperwash.bsky.social · 11/07/2023there's too many social media apps now, we've ruined the sanctimony of marriage 2245
