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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush

@calamitycrush.bsky.social
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She/her. Chicago. Former video store lackey, current dairy queen. Angry pedestrian. Cat mom. Old movie weirdo. I'd rather be at the (goth) club

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thicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 10h
never needed a Morning Moleman like I do today
Moleman in the morning meme: Moleman from the Simpsons in the studio: IF YOU SEE THIS IMAGE WHILST SCROLLING
STOP
YOU HAVE BEEN VISITED BY
MORNING MOLEMAN
GOOD MORNINGS WILL FOREVER BE YOURS BUT ONLY IF YOU COMMENT:
"GOOD MOLEMAN TO YOU"
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Grace @gracekind.net · 20h
Martin Luther speech bubble meme
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Gaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 10h
Sunday mood
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Innsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

Sr. Producer/Editor – “Preditor” (Social Media/Short Form)
National Geographic

Washington, DC

$139,200 - $186,600 a yearTobias from Arrested Development
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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush @calamitycrush.bsky.social · 10h
That's right
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113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty
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Elizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026
A two panel meme of the Simpsons. The top panel has kirk van houten gesturing to a race care bed. The text reads "im an AI guy. How many local models do YOU run?" The bottom panel is homer with a pope hat photoshopped onto his head. The bottom text reads "I run the catholic church."
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Making an effort to be slightly less judgmental, but sorry if you’re spouting off this woo woo bullshit you’re an idiot and I’m not spending 5 minutes with you
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026
Kyle Reese talking to Sarah Connor in Terminator 1
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The good news is that antifascism, Reconstruction 2.0, the abolition of billionaires, and the Butlerian Jihad are all one project now
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Micah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026
wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots!
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Ace Ventura: Like a Glove!
ALT: Ace Ventura: Like a Glove!
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’ll eat pizza under any circumstances
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AAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026
happy october
mulder saying “do you think i’m spooky”
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VinegarMike @vinegarmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"This is my favorite Mary Worth plot since Wilbur was presumed dead after falling off the cruise ship but was really partying it at the resort he washed up to" used to not be a thing you could say in polite society but thanks to the internet you can just blurt it out to people you've never met
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Valorie Nichols @meadowdays.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Little meme of Clifford the Big Red Dog in puppy form. It says "Me on September 30th" on the first panel, and "Me on October 1" on the second panel, where he's in his Halloween ghost outfit holding a goodie bag in his mouth like a CUTIE
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Dirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The attitude I need from men from now on ❤️❤️❤️
An image of Budd from Kill Bill saying “That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die.”
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Travels With Brindle is still composing a silent movie score @travelswithbrindle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Buster Keaton on the phone
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😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
“life-saving care after botched execution” eat your heart out hemingway
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olive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/10/2026
This sounds like more of a joke than I intend, but I do think it's excessively tempting fate to name a stretch of road after someone who famously died in a horrific car accident.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Follow the path of the Master Debater
Wojack crying guy shouts, "You can't refuse the question!"
The ponytailed Master Debater, wears his Bluetooth earpiece, and resolutely declares "Yes, I can."
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elias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026
just ban frats. everyone knows that’s the answer and no one seriously denies what frats are actually for, just as no one seriously denies that playing football can lead to CTE.
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Fietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I love this whole Pope thing for Chicago.
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Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush @calamitycrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Blessing the timeline with the Pope garbage truck
A garbage truck in an empty parking lot. Pope Leo is painted on the side with his arm raised. The truck says Flood Brothers but i can't make out what the rest says
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no
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Jay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026
The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
The lone woman on Tennessee's death row was still alive after she was administered two lethal injections, her lawyer said in a motion seeking to halt her execution Wednesday night, a stunning development after the Supreme Court had stepped in to allow the state to put her to death.
At 8:26 p.m. local time, witnesses said
"executioners had injected both syringes of lethal injection chemicals and Pike is still alive and snoring," her lawyers said in a federal court filing.
They said Pike "has not lost consciousness and still has a heartbeat," and that curtains to the death chamber "have gone down twice."
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LadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home
Tom Ford spring 2027 runway look
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Memento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
me tomorrow
COMING UP

GOBLIN TIME

image shows a man in a dracula costume with teeth out
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Jill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You can really tell who never watched 30s-50s American movies by how they react to a mid-Atlantic accent, because that was EVERYWHERE for decades. Now, of course, it sounds so mannered, but they taught it at acting schools!
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(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026
voted most likely to let it linger
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Mr Fengi @mrfengi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sept 30 -> Oct 1
Winona Ryder looking cute in Heathers.Winona Ryder looking satisfied but bloodied after Christian Slater blows himself up.
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I AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Orpheus steals every scene in the early seasons and his constant theatric intensity never fails to make me laugh.
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Venture Bros Dr Orpheus
Alt: Venture Bros. scene of Dr. Orpheus slapping The Monarch and setting his feet on fire
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madopal @madopal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Popeleo Bobbert
Alt: Popeleo Bobbert
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Sean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026
Ed Sheeran taking more Ls than a llama named Llewellyn at Lollapalooza
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Sam Antics @dsoart.com · 28/09/2026
Garffeld Pt 15
3 panel Garffeld comic: panels 1 and 2, Nergal is sitting next to Garffeld who thinks, "Nergal thinks himself a comely cat; a picture of vanity. I hate vanity."; panel 3, Nergal thinks, "Envy is no less a sin deserving of hate in the eyes of God."
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Rob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026
The whole boomer argument against raising minimum wage I’ve heard my whole life is “working fast food or groceries is a starter job for kids.” Why? If someone is content bagging groceries, they should be able to just do that & enjoy their life. But the system doesn’t allow for opting out of “‘more.”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 30/09/2026
billy corgan on the old, bad, bootleg ass infowars before it got real. he is layered the fuck up
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026
Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below.
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
All the kids are going crazy for Digger. They are dressing up as their favorite character Digger from the movie Digger when they go to screenings of Digger and yelling along to all his classic lines like "I'm Digger" and "Let's get digging". It's a genuine phenomenon.
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Taffeta V. @taffetav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hey fellas? And I say this with love: we’re fucking watching you. How our guy friends are reacting, speaking (or not), and what behavior y’all are modeling, if you’re shutting down and shunning your bros who suck, all of it. We’re watching and noticing. You need to ponder that.
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Gingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Jet Li flexing on Jackie Chan by having a good relationship with his daughter
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chelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them.
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
September 30th vs. October 1st
Hank Venture from the television show The Venture BrosHank again but this time in his batman "the bat" costume
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026
he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious?
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free
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Opinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start
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