Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 10hnever needed a Morning Moleman like I do today 207117
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushGaijin "Jiangshi" Rando @gaijinrando.bsky.social · 10hSunday mood 0223
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 03448613
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush113642 @justdanthistime.bsky.social · 03/10/2026The Man Who Shot Liberty Bibberty 652992511
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushElizabeth DeLoria, Pope of Chili-Town @yourdadloves.me · 03/10/2026 170125212946
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushGore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Making an effort to be slightly less judgmental, but sorry if you’re spouting off this woo woo bullshit you’re an idiot and I’m not spending 5 minutes with you 91425
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushJosephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 03/10/2026 01079287
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 1862781656
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushMicah @rincewind.run · 02/10/2026wonderful reminder of the funniest dynamic of the mayoral race, where sliwa clearly liked mamdani and was delighted to see him humiliate cuomo also, more politicians should do this! get your flu shots! 342836372
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushFietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 02/10/2026static.klipy.comAce Ventura: Like a Glove!ALT: Ace Ventura: Like a Glove! 15811
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I’ll eat pizza under any circumstances 46412
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushAAAAHH-lex Plante 🐀👑 @aplante.com · 02/10/2026happy october 1941294
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushVinegarMike @vinegarmike.bsky.social · 02/10/2026"This is my favorite Mary Worth plot since Wilbur was presumed dead after falling off the cruise ship but was really partying it at the resort he washed up to" used to not be a thing you could say in polite society but thanks to the internet you can just blurt it out to people you've never met 051
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushDirtbag Left Milk Hotel @stambrah.bsky.social · 01/10/2026POTUS: Donnie new ballroom. Practical Donnie entertainment room TIME: I'd like to talk about the rampant corruption and criminality. POTUS: Good ballroom good Donnie give beautiful Donnie deserve pedophile TIME: We have a limited amount of time. POTUS: jealousy interviewer 121624335
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushCakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026The attitude I need from men from now on ❤️❤️❤️ 16113
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushTravels With Brindle is still composing a silent movie score @travelswithbrindle.bsky.social · 02/10/2026 1292
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush😱 Spooky SpectreKILLoquy 🔪 🩸 @caulimovirus.bsky.social · 01/10/2026“life-saving care after botched execution” eat your heart out hemingway 210211
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrusholive consumer's floating skull @machete.gay · 01/10/2026This sounds like more of a joke than I intend, but I do think it's excessively tempting fate to name a stretch of road after someone who famously died in a horrific car accident. 5666
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushRory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 30/09/2026I think this new shirt design is an important statement in these trying times, and may heal the world roryblank.bigcartel.com 10583146
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushMike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Follow the path of the Master Debater 0142
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushelias isquith @eliasisquith.blog · 01/10/2026just ban frats. everyone knows that’s the answer and no one seriously denies what frats are actually for, just as no one seriously denies that playing football can lead to CTE. 1148377
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushFietser @americanfietser.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I love this whole Pope thing for Chicago. 1356
Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush @calamitycrush.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Blessing the timeline with the Pope garbage truck 1357
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushgeoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 01/10/2026there are moral arguments against the death penalty in its ideal form but in real life you never need to get there. the prior question is "can the state be trusted to end the life only of the rightly convicted without torture?" and the answer is no 423183773
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushJay Willis @jaywillis.net · 01/10/2026The death penalty is a moral abomination. State-sanctioned barbarism pushed by incompetent morons and sanctioned by the Supreme Court. Absolute ghoul shit. www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news... 11946871165
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushLadyBusiness @ladybusiness.bsky.social · 30/09/2026On my way to a job interview, smartly leaving the iced coffee at home 1224561619
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushMemento (spooky) Morty 🌙 @mementomorty.bsky.social · 01/10/2026me tomorrow 142008465
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushJill Weinberger @jillybobww.bsky.social · 01/10/2026You can really tell who never watched 30s-50s American movies by how they react to a mid-Atlantic accent, because that was EVERYWHERE for decades. Now, of course, it sounds so mannered, but they taught it at acting schools! 719615
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrush(spoo)key @lefttwix.com · 24/09/2026voted most likely to let it linger 224570
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushMr Fengi @mrfengi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Sept 30 -> Oct 1 0216
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushI AM FULL OF MEAT, LIKE A PIG @phoequinox.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Orpheus steals every scene in the early seasons and his constant theatric intensity never fails to make me laugh.static.klipy.comVenture Bros Dr OrpheusAlt: Venture Bros. scene of Dr. Orpheus slapping The Monarch and setting his feet on fire 3337
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushmadopal @madopal.bsky.social · 30/09/2026static.klipy.comPopeleo BobbertAlt: Popeleo Bobbert 0404
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushSean Padilla (He/They) Will Write a Good Song About Anything @seanpadilla.blacksky.app · 30/09/2026Ed Sheeran taking more Ls than a llama named Llewellyn at Lollapalooza 611935
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushRob Sheridan @rob-sheridan.com · 30/09/2026The whole boomer argument against raising minimum wage I’ve heard my whole life is “working fast food or groceries is a starter job for kids.” Why? If someone is content bagging groceries, they should be able to just do that & enjoy their life. But the system doesn’t allow for opting out of “‘more.” 920118
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 30/09/2026Here’s the bigger ask I mentioned: I owe $6k in back rent. I’ve been selling my limited belongings to reduce the number but it is slow going and I can’t hope to cover it all, especially not in the short time I have. I have enough to cover October rent and little more. More details below. 17888848
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026All the kids are going crazy for Digger. They are dressing up as their favorite character Digger from the movie Digger when they go to screenings of Digger and yelling along to all his classic lines like "I'm Digger" and "Let's get digging". It's a genuine phenomenon. 813317
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushTaffeta V. @taffetav.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Hey fellas? And I say this with love: we’re fucking watching you. How our guy friends are reacting, speaking (or not), and what behavior y’all are modeling, if you’re shutting down and shunning your bros who suck, all of it. We’re watching and noticing. You need to ponder that. 0164
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushGingerspiced @gingerspiced.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Jet Li flexing on Jackie Chan by having a good relationship with his daughter 1324
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushchelsea bridge 🩸 @secretaboutbox.bsky.social · 30/09/2026there are no worthwhile qualities of fraternities, full stop. when they're not busy raping women and defending their rapist members they abuse and kill new members for fun. colleges have proven they cannot be made safe or reformed. the only reasonable policy at this point is banning all of them. 81155224
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10794733608
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME. 17056181975
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushGef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 30/09/2026September 30th vs. October 1st 416345
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushal-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/09/2026he was a boy. he was back in town. can i make it any more obvious? 628049
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026me and the girls are gonna scream into the void until our vocal cords snap, come thru if you're free 934977
Reposted by Ceci n'est pas calamitycrushOpinion Editor @ Bluesky @dly.bsky.social · 29/09/2026"what do you expect to happen? have every rapist fired from their job and ruin their life?" uh yeah that'd be a good start 202068418