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CakeTease

@caketease.bsky.social
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Chaotic Clumsy | she/her | NYC Host of the Stupid Little Games podcast (available everywhere!) #gamedev 🦋 let’s connect! Producer @ Mojang. Former Avalanche Studios & Stack Overflow.

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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 6h
I spent the better part of the day laughing and crafting with a friend without picking up my phone and hoo boy did I need that shit.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I fall down weird rabbit holes when I can’t sleep…
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Did yall know there’s over 100 penises on the bayou tapestry?
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The attitude I need from men from now on ❤️❤️❤️
An image of Budd from Kill Bill saying “That woman deserves her revenge. And we deserve to die.”
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Is the discovery tab borked?
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
If you’re not getting @theonion.com print edition, you’re absolutely missing out.
An onion obituary that says
“Charles Stafford, 42, passed away peacefully at 4:15pm. From 3:40 to 4:14, he was being dragged around by a horse.”
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m really struggling bc I want to do SOMETHING to tangibly help women fight these monsters but giving every woman I know brass knuckles is both expensive and illegal.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The painting Judith Slaying Holofernes
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key-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ]
A very fluffy moth man moth kitten.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I am fine 💃 But I’m not fine Y’know what I mean?
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My name is in the Minecraft credits, and I think that’s pretty neat.
List of Minecraft producer credits, including Jessica Pardue
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Control: Resonant is very very cool.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I feel like we live in a fucking frat house.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Yall I just saw an ad for my spiky crocs (sans spikes) and the ad said “for edgy moms” and now I want to die.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I think I’m in love with Cassie Workman.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I bought them.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Well now I know why a migraine has been knocking on my door since yesterday. High today: 83 High tomorrow: 70
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Chronic Migraines
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If Kirby ate you, what power would he get?
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to…
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
I still think the word “yeet” is really funny.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Too cute for WFH today. (Also I fucking love this sweater)
Jess in an oversized one-shoulder grey sweater with ring details down the arms. Close up of rings on the sweaters arms being used as thumb holes.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Chiitan?!?! They liked my little skeet! 💜💜💜💜
Screenshot of Chiitan liking one of my posts for some reason.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hello gamedev friends! I’ll be looking for new opportunities in a few months, so if you need a producer with ample AAA experience juggling multiple ICs (I currently have 11), please hit me up!
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I just found out that I’m on a “Game Devs in their 40’s (not old, GOLD)” bsky list. I mean it’s true but still lol.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Kitty’s got claws
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What’s your favorite Enya song?
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 05/09/2026
The Velvet Knife is coming out soon and I will be touring the US and UK. My full schedule will be up next week, but I want to shout out a few of the places! Like NYC! September 28! 6pm! At Words on Warren! COME OUT, NYC, MY NEIGHBORS. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-velvet...
eventbrite.com
The Velvet Knife Book Launch w/ Maureen Johnson
Join author Maureen Johnson for the release of her new book, The Velvet knife
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
I’m at the House of Yes and there are wayyyy too many straight ppl here.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I feel like @witchsocks.bsky.social needs this.
A cute af peach colored knit sweater with a small deer on the front.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Sleep. Want sleep.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Tbh this is my face while I’m working too
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Sometimes Digby has to earn his keep, but he’s not exactly happy about it.
Jess clutching a very fluffy orange and white cat, whose face is less than thrilled. A close up of the cats less than thrilled face, looking like he’s calling for help.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
If you’re posting AI slop I will block you even if it’s anti-regime AI slop that I politically agree with.
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Maureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 02/09/2026
The pipeline between all things Harry Potter and hurting trans lives is just that--one pipe. Straight line. Direct funding. Not a complicated diagram. When you don't watch the Harry Potter preview, that helps. Not getting the views helps.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Why is it that to buy new bras you have to take out a mortgage on your house?
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Yall I think I’m getting sick. Conquering the world will have to wait.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
Oh no
Bluesky notifications 30+
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
I jokingly called out a friend for playing Steam games when he should be working and he said “ok flock camera”
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Today’s fit
Jess wearing a grey tshirt that reads “HOPE YOUR ABUSER DIES”
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Whoever said “things are fleeting, but memories last forever” has never met me and my goldfish brain. So fuck it, buy the shoes.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
I finally watched the new GTA footage and as a gamedev I was blown away at all of the realistic textures. I kept pausing and getting close to the TV and yelling things like “that’s terry cloth?!? How did they render TERRY CLOTH?!?” so yeah my flabbers were gasted.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Y’all
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Kindly go climb back up your ma
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Who is your god now?
Halfmoon Joe doing his makeup like Fantasy Boseph from the hit video game Dragon Age inquisition.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I bought a European size L crop top and lemme tell you it was not prepared for the American sized titties.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
I heard there was GTA news today so I tried to look it up on YT without much luck.
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David Lee @fullrubberducky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
this is really too long a thought for such a format, but: this past week has been an argument for the arts. most of us are moved by the passing of Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen this week. One word encapsulates what they were and are to all of us. Artist. 1/
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Y’all the drag shows this weekend are going to be LEGENDARY.
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CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Thank you so much @damphyr.com for bring this important post to my attention.
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