CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 6hI spent the better part of the day laughing and crafting with a friend without picking up my phone and hoo boy did I need that shit. 2130
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Did yall know there’s over 100 penises on the bayou tapestry? 3130
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 30/09/2026If you’re not getting @theonion.com print edition, you’re absolutely missing out. 0211
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I’m really struggling bc I want to do SOMETHING to tangibly help women fight these monsters but giving every woman I know brass knuckles is both expensive and illegal. 0150
Reposted by CakeTeasekey-lime pie @keymonster.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Soon… [ #art #illustration #mothkittens ] 1930131084
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 27/09/2026My name is in the Minecraft credits, and I think that’s pretty neat. 5470
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Yall I just saw an ad for my spiky crocs (sans spikes) and the ad said “for edgy moms” and now I want to die. 0120
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Well now I know why a migraine has been knocking on my door since yesterday. High today: 83 High tomorrow: 70 070
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to buy fringed sweatpants chaps. I don’t need to… 1130
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Too cute for WFH today. (Also I fucking love this sweater) 6440
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Hello gamedev friends! I’ll be looking for new opportunities in a few months, so if you need a producer with ample AAA experience juggling multiple ICs (I currently have 11), please hit me up! 2199
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I just found out that I’m on a “Game Devs in their 40’s (not old, GOLD)” bsky list. I mean it’s true but still lol. 1200
Reposted by CakeTeaseMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 05/09/2026The Velvet Knife is coming out soon and I will be touring the US and UK. My full schedule will be up next week, but I want to shout out a few of the places! Like NYC! September 28! 6pm! At Words on Warren! COME OUT, NYC, MY NEIGHBORS. www.eventbrite.com/e/the-velvet...eventbrite.comThe Velvet Knife Book Launch w/ Maureen JohnsonJoin author Maureen Johnson for the release of her new book, The Velvet knife 0436
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m at the House of Yes and there are wayyyy too many straight ppl here. 190
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Sometimes Digby has to earn his keep, but he’s not exactly happy about it. 2360
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 03/09/2026If you’re posting AI slop I will block you even if it’s anti-regime AI slop that I politically agree with. 1261
Reposted by CakeTeaseMaureen Johnson @maureenjohnsonbooks.com · 02/09/2026The pipeline between all things Harry Potter and hurting trans lives is just that--one pipe. Straight line. Direct funding. Not a complicated diagram. When you don't watch the Harry Potter preview, that helps. Not getting the views helps. 016337
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Why is it that to buy new bras you have to take out a mortgage on your house? 1220
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 01/09/2026Yall I think I’m getting sick. Conquering the world will have to wait. 070
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I jokingly called out a friend for playing Steam games when he should be working and he said “ok flock camera” 846845
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Whoever said “things are fleeting, but memories last forever” has never met me and my goldfish brain. So fuck it, buy the shoes. 0150
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 29/08/2026I finally watched the new GTA footage and as a gamedev I was blown away at all of the realistic textures. I kept pausing and getting close to the TV and yelling things like “that’s terry cloth?!? How did they render TERRY CLOTH?!?” so yeah my flabbers were gasted. 0170
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I bought a European size L crop top and lemme tell you it was not prepared for the American sized titties. 1170
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 28/08/2026I heard there was GTA news today so I tried to look it up on YT without much luck. 230
Reposted by CakeTeaseDavid Lee @fullrubberducky.bsky.social · 27/08/2026this is really too long a thought for such a format, but: this past week has been an argument for the arts. most of us are moved by the passing of Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and Peter Cullen this week. One word encapsulates what they were and are to all of us. Artist. 1/ 1206
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Y’all the drag shows this weekend are going to be LEGENDARY. 180
CakeTease @caketease.bsky.social · 27/08/2026Thank you so much @damphyr.com for bring this important post to my attention. 0140